For those of you just joining the site, I spent most of the summer trying to prove Reese Witherspoon is pregnant only to eventually give up and accuse her of getting an abortion, so trust me when I say the whole thing was very professional. Except here she is telling Us Weekly she wants another baby, so suckle upon that, facts and reality:
“The Superficial was right,” she told us at the premiere of This Means War. “The Superficial was so right. And that’s coming from someone who polishes her chin every morning for a quicker, more cleaner stab wound. Ha! I don’t mess around.”
Did anyone catch what she said? I was too busy pricing stirrups for the back seat of my car. YOUR CERVIX IS MINE, WITHERSPOON!