Reese Witherspoon Wants Another Baby – AHA!

February 9th, 2012 // 24 Comments
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For those of you just joining the site, I spent most of the summer trying to prove Reese Witherspoon is pregnant only to eventually give up and accuse her of getting an abortion, so trust me when I say the whole thing was very professional. Except here she is telling Us Weekly she wants another baby, so suckle upon that, facts and reality:

“The Superficial was right,” she told us at the premiere of This Means War. “The Superficial was so right. And that’s coming from someone who polishes her chin every morning for a quicker, more cleaner stab wound. Ha! I don’t mess around.”

Did anyone catch what she said? I was too busy pricing stirrups for the back seat of my car. YOUR CERVIX IS MINE, WITHERSPOON!

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Todd London

    I hope it’s a script.

  2. fuckityfuck

    i think Fish wants to supply the baby for her

  3. EricLr

    I just impressed she can consciously retract her fangs for those photos.

  4. Cameron

    Chin Chinnery, Chin Chinnery, Chin Chin Charoo! You chin with me and I’ll chin with you!

  5. If “The Superficial” needs an official Reese Witherspoon impregnator, I would like to submit my resume. It might take awhile, but I’m willing to put in the hours to get the job done.

  6. Foreskin

    I small peak of areola showing on this pic. Just use the zoom feature.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/reese-witherspoon-at-the-hollywood-premiere-of-this-means-war

    Yum.

  7. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    I would love to impregnate her.

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    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus christ. Never been terribly attracted to her, but if she’s looking like this, I’d be happy to make that dream a reality.

  9. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage This Means War
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice rack, but I’d never put my fingers near that guillotine she calls a chin.

  10. bobalu

    I think she’s hot I’d tear up that mom pussy

  11. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage This Means War
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It really is all about the tits.

  12. sc4play

    See! You go looking at dem boobays too long and you gets yourself mesmerized! And when she starts talking bout babies and shit you be all like ok, whatever, just lets me look at dees boobays!

  13. forrest gump

    believe it or not: THESE THINGS DO PEOPLE JUST TO MASK THEY’RE GETTING FAT.
    so this is a very secure solution for celebrities!!

  14. Mark

    Dont do it Reese, the world is overpopulated now.

  15. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage This Means War
    Commented on this photo:

    Reese is one of my favs!! Me and her or her and i both have the same hair type—–baby fine. I love to see what Reese is doing to her hair. I love this syle!! Wish I could rock the hair color though ;)

  16. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage This Means War
    Commented on this photo:

    No, i take it back…..I COULD have reese’s hair color and cut if i wanted;)

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