Reese Witherspoon Apparently Can Find a Bigger Purse To Hide Her Pregnancy

The Superficial / July 21, 2011

Last week, we posted pics of Reese Witherspoon wielding a giant purse to make sure the paparazzi doesn’t take pictures of her stomach anymore on account of the baby in it. Well, here she is at LAX yesterday with an even bigger purse and a gigantic scarf conveniently covering no less than four layers of clothing because didn’t you hear? Reese Witherspoon races dogsleds in LA now. On top of that, I also added pics of her leaving the doctors again, a day before flying out of town. Now, I know it seems like I’m obsessed with proving Reese Witherspoon is pregnant and sit around writing complex equations to figure out the due date on my walls, but trust me when I say those markers are water soluble. Shit comes right off. *resumes writing “aging * (x + dagger chin) = Jim Toth sperm^Ryan Phillippe knocked up that chick = March 6, 2012″*

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet