Reese Witherspoon Apparently Can Find a Bigger Purse To Hide Her Pregnancy

July 21st, 2011 // 21 Comments

Last week, we posted pics of Reese Witherspoon wielding a giant purse to make sure the paparazzi doesn’t take pictures of her stomach anymore on account of the baby in it. Well, here she is at LAX yesterday with an even bigger purse and a gigantic scarf conveniently covering no less than four layers of clothing because didn’t you hear? Reese Witherspoon races dogsleds in LA now. On top of that, I also added pics of her leaving the doctors again, a day before flying out of town. Now, I know it seems like I’m obsessed with proving Reese Witherspoon is pregnant and sit around writing complex equations to figure out the due date on my walls, but trust me when I say those markers are water soluble. Shit comes right off. *resumes writing “aging * (x + dagger chin) = Jim Toth sperm^Ryan Phillippe knocked up that chick = March 6, 2012″*

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet


  1. cdub

    First, only because I love you.

  2. DogBoy

    but it would take a steamer trunk to hide the chin.

  3. oh she’s dating jason statham now? cool i can start shaggin that rosie chick no one else likes

  4. JC

    She’s going to have to one of those “Dumpsters in a Bag” form Home Depot pretty soon.

  5. Vivian

    The bald guy is hot!! is that her husband? I want a bald guy like him, you do know what they say about bald guys and their sex drives, don’t you?

  6. Being pregnant is the hot, trendy thing in Hollywood this summer…Reese is actually covering up the fact that she ISN’T pregnant.

  7. You know, I find this all incredibly distasteful.

    She probably wants to wait until after the amnio to announce that she’s pregnant. Who can blame her? How painful to have this play out in front of the paparazzi if she should lose the baby. Give it a rest.

  8. The Critical Crassness

    Uh-huh….Transparent story, written in support of or parroting the worthless story of speculative reasoning printed in OK! magazine………you have become the puppet of your masters at BUZZ Media Group, yet again….WGAF if a married woman is now pregnant….

  9. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant
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    She looks soooo happy, she might very well be pregnant :) I hope that’s the case if that’s what she wants.

  10. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant
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    What’s with his shoes?

  11. She’s not pregnant. She has Reverse Jared Syndrome (RJS). There’s nothing wrong with her stomach that several Veggie Delights wont cure.

  12. cc

    Is that an intafada brand bag?

  13. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant
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    Once again in every picture, there’s a hand with a glove tan pointing a finger gun at a kitchen-dye-jobbed Latino woman whose clear plastic glasses aren’t stopping her from saying it all with her eyes.

  14. John

    I don’t think she is pregnant either. Her husband is a pr agent and he know how to use this time to get the mose media attention.

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