Reese Witherspoon’s Wearing A Puffy Vest. She’s Pregnant.
Not even a month ago, Reese Witherspoon said she’d love to have another baby, and now here she is wearing a puffy vest after this picture happened, so clearly she’s pregnant. Or her cameltoe’s grown so large it can be worn as a vest now. I’m actually going to keep an open mind on this one, mostly because I don’t want to get my hopes up only to watch it end in another abortion. I wanted to name him Superficial Blogsworth Witherspoon III, you bitch, how could you?!