Reese Witherspoon’s Wearing A Puffy Vest. She’s Pregnant.

March 8th, 2012 // 13 Comments

Not even a month ago, Reese Witherspoon said she’d love to have another baby, and now here she is wearing a puffy vest after this picture happened, so clearly she’s pregnant. Or her cameltoe‘s grown so large it can be worn as a vest now. I’m actually going to keep an open mind on this one, mostly because I don’t want to get my hopes up only to watch it end in another abortion. I wanted to name him Superficial Blogsworth Witherspoon III, you bitch, how could you?!

Photos: Fame/Flynet


  1. cc

    Prediction: forceps birth

  2. tlmck

    She and her husband are gonna have to get a bigger trailer now.

  3. vekfan

    I had a top like that when I was a kid!

  4. You’re as likely to be the father of this one as Toth is. Which is, not at all.

  5. Cock Dr

    Twins, maybe triplets, big ones too.
    Hey congrats Reese!

  6. EricLr

    Maybe she’s just umping her kid’s little league game.

  7. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Puffy Vest
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    She isn’t pregnant yet. She is on the way to her fertility doctor with her husbands sperm in the thermos.

  8. steve canyon

    no no no: this is just fat.
    psssssst: she won’t forget this favor of you!!

  9. I always liked her beaver cleaver.

  10. What’s up with that life preserver?

  11. Fish — I’m going to help out here. Most women have a little tummy. It’s nature’s way of protecting the sexual organs. Stop assuming that everyone with a little tummy is pregnant. Women who have completely flat or concave abdomens are anorexic.

  12. lawn

    She’s wearing sunglasses — she’s pregnant!

    She has a red water bottle — she’s pregnant!

    She’s talking on a pink phone — she’s pregnant!

    Her hair is pulled back — she’s pregnant!

  13. Reese Witherspoon is pergnant because I fucked her last night. And that ends my delusional moment of the day.

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