But her sister is! /chunk
Last month I made Reese Witherspoon‘s uterus my beat and was determined to prove she had a baby in there to the point where I was getting estimates on portable ultrasounds and chloroform. Anyway, here she is jogging – Probably because she starts each day with The Superficial like all of Hollywood. Mornin’, Chins. – and no longer trying to hide her stomach with giant purses. While the knee-jerk reaction is I was wrong, I think it’s obvious Reese Witherspoon got an abortion like most religious women trying to start a family with their brand-new husbands. Otherwise, why else would I have spent all that time thinking she’s pregnant? I don’t just go around looking at celebrities retaining water and start saying they’re knocked up. How dare you?
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I guess she broke into a high school gymnasium and stolen some shorts left over from a 1982 era boys basketball team.
Lululemon is in now honey.
Does cc stand for “ca-can’t tell a joke? cu-cunt face-johnson?”
Reese Witherspoon makes millions of dollars but opted against Lululemon to tease you a little bit. I love her. Giant chin, giant uterus and all.
What can I say Fish, nobody’s perfect, and upon your public retraction I think you’ve just saved yourself from being sued up to your ***. No harm done, we still love you!
abortion is a wonderful thing!
First Selena Gomez and now this. With your credibility you should start writing for AP.
“Hello, ‘Chin’ Chinese take out? I’d like to place an order by the hair of my chinny chin chin.”
Don’t worry Fish. I thought I was pregnant and I haven’t had near enough sex to even be pregnant. It happens to the best of us.
Who knew humpty dumpty had a cell phone?
So that explains the chin. Water weight. Thank you science.
maybe the dr’s wrong, she should get a second ochinion
Yeah, judging by the size of the bag, she’s been out shopping for chin straps.
Her favorite animal is a chinchilla.
lol
See also was recently seen at the Mall eating a huge Chinnabon.
That’s who that was behind me in line?
Huh. I’m not pregnant.
Perhaps she wanted a Cinnabon while-not-being-pregnant?
Sure she is – that’s what Sarah Palin looked like when she was 6 months pregnant! And christians don’t lie, that would be a sin.