Posted by Photo Boy
Here is Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of Water For Elephants. You’ll notice a stark lack of Robert Pattinson who naturally, was also in attendance. Granted, he is a big name celebrity who also co-stars in the film so I’d probably be directed to throw in a few shots of the two of them together, but I’m running the show right now and I say Sparkledouche is out. I’ll probably end up having to put together a gallery of Snooki’s taint or worse, extreme close-ups of Khloe Kardashian’s face (Is there a difference? *zing!*) as punishment, but remember that I did this for you!
Photo: Getty, Splash News
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
Somehow , magically , her boobs are distracting me from her chin
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Why does that pic remind me of every depiction of extraterrestrials that has ever been recalled by someone that claims to have been recently anally probed. Speaking of anal probes, I’d still probe her tar star!
Beautiful, great body, totally hot!
WARNING!! If you read any comments below, note that there are several haters who obviously would prefer pictures of Andy Dick bending over.
still not registering on the bono – meter
I would not pay for nude shots of this “star”
Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes
No they do not and thats a fact!
shes a gross little dude.
If she had Christina Hendricks style boobs , I would not focus on that chin
Please give us some Christina Hendricks instead of the reese – thing
Oh God no. I’d rather have razor sharp chin woman than a fat ass delusional POS.
You would pop before you got half way in on either of these women
I agree with Fletch.
Great “Heat” reference…
It looks like she’s trying to suck in her chin.
Looks like Photo Boy got lucky and fixed whatever it was that crashed the site for awhile. Good job!
She doesn’t give good head , I can tell you for sure !
Another great “Heat” reference.
But her new dude does and likes anal probes and that is a FOR SURE FACT!!!
I would slap that midget on my dick and carry her around under my shirt, like Quatto.
she looks fab !
me love you long time photo boy!! keep up the good work :)
Yea! Great post photo boy! I just got some weird looks around the office for actually laughing out loud. Funniest one to date. Keep up the good work! ;)
Her farts smell like french fries and mint juleps
looks fab !
Her ass looks kinda dumpy.
How does she look without her spoon?
her ass? its an A+ you douche!
You haven’t seen her in a bikini then. It IS dumpy.
Overrated.
She’s the typical example of what women would consider “gorgeous”, when guys are staring at the tramp next to her.
Well, that would be right unless Witherspoon turned into a little slut in the sack. If she did, she’s a total win. If she is who I think she is . . . you’re right.
Her skin is the same color as her heels. It looks like they’re her real feet lol, kinda freaky.
Damn!
No, let me rephrase that: Damn!
You’re right. Damn!
haters = homos
I would wreck that girl like the General Lee.
Okay, I’ve concluded that she has a rectractable adamantium chin. There’s no other explanation for the retractable erection effect she has on me.
AAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Boner!
EEEEEE!!!
Boner!
AIEEEEEE!!!
Boner!
It’s really confusing.
She’s beautiful!
is it just me, or does her boob look photoshopped? possible nip slip? i cant tell!
Thats the duct tape that holds that mess together. (the dress I’m talking about)
The chin funnels the cum down to a small bib. Makes for easy clean up!
I’ll do it wither spoon or her fork!
You must certainly, as a group, be the least creative bunch in bed. The chin serves as a perfect handhold, when combined with a handful of her hair, to guide her mouth to all the right spots when giving head. Plus she dated Jakie-Baby Gyllenhaal for several years, so she must give good head and like it in the ass.
lol. I prefer the ‘ol double ear hold.
It looks like a sideways fencepost slidehammer
She’s one of those women that gets hotter with age.
Photo Boy, I’ve been enjoying your work, but wasn’t quite sold until now, as the secret path to my heart has always been the unnecessary use of the word taint. Good game.
I’m not sure why everyone always says she’s hot. The shape of her face annoys me. Her chin is shaped like a shovel, like I could drive her chin into the earth and start a garden.
Her whole mouth area looks all muscly. Probably gives an amazing BJ. Just don’t get stabbed in the thigh with the chin.
Ugh, pass.
So, sticking her chin out was to keep the dress on.
Man, I really feel superficial when I realize what I am willing to put up with if it comes with a rack.
it occurs to ya?
THE OLDER AN ACTESS IS THE LESS CLOTHES SHE NEEDS?
Read that book My Queen My Honey. She looks lost!!!
Keep posting stuff like this i really like it
Oh wow…
Nope. The boobs are not distracting my from the chin and the fivehead.
If she lifted those floppers any higher there’d be a fold line on top.
Is that a blurred out nipple?
If so, that is one freakishly high nipple, and she should probably get that checked out. My money’s on boob tape.
She looks pretty good to me even though she’s probably a cheating hoe. Most chicks bodies go to shit after have two kids but she’s found a way to pack it into a dress and make it look half decent.
Her Vag is probably all hollowed out after two kids and would probably feel like you’re screwing a jelly donut…but her face is perty and the milf boobies look reasonably good.
She is like the girl next door who moved away to atlanta where her dad lost money on the slot machines but somewho got his act together and sent his daughter to acting school and some 20 years later ended up looking like an actress i would indeed plow with my bare balls.
In other words… Damn, she’s hot.
I want to put a hotdog in her hiney. Not my pee pee, a real hotdog.
I’ve wanted to fuck Reese for years. There is nothing she can do that isn’t sexy to the point of making me want her even more.
Nice angle for her
People who go on and on about loose vagina-s being a definite result of having a few kids have no idea how a vagina actually works…Fucking/Birth-Expand/Contract.
Just proves how few vaginas they have actually been in.
Here’s an obvious case of implants. Too bad, she was sexier when they were smaller. See the nude pictures on the internet.