Reese Witherspoon Looks Amazing

May 3rd, 2011 // 70 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Here is Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of Water For Elephants. You’ll notice a stark lack of Robert Pattinson who naturally, was also in attendance. Granted, he is a big name celebrity who also co-stars in the film so I’d probably be directed to throw in a few shots of the two of them together, but I’m running the show right now and I say Sparkledouche is out. I’ll probably end up having to put together a gallery of Snooki’s taint or worse, extreme close-ups of Khloe Kardashian’s face (Is there a difference? *zing!*) as punishment, but remember that I did this for you!

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Greg Guanno

    Somehow , magically , her boobs are distracting me from her chin

  2. Rumpple Fugly

    Why does that pic remind me of every depiction of extraterrestrials that has ever been recalled by someone that claims to have been recently anally probed. Speaking of anal probes, I’d still probe her tar star!

    • Honest Abe

      Beautiful, great body, totally hot!

      WARNING!! If you read any comments below, note that there are several haters who obviously would prefer pictures of Andy Dick bending over.

  3. Billy Rubin

    still not registering on the bono – meter

  4. woody long

    I would not pay for nude shots of this “star”

  5. Vincent Vega

    Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

  6. boing

    shes a gross little dude.

  7. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
    Marsellus Wallace
    Commented on this photo:

    If she had Christina Hendricks style boobs , I would not focus on that chin

  8. Marsellus Wallace

    Please give us some Christina Hendricks instead of the reese – thing

  9. Can

    It looks like she’s trying to suck in her chin.

  10. Josephus

    Looks like Photo Boy got lucky and fixed whatever it was that crashed the site for awhile. Good job!

  11. Roger Van Zant

    She doesn’t give good head , I can tell you for sure !

  12. I would slap that midget on my dick and carry her around under my shirt, like Quatto.

  13. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks fab !

  14. Samantha

    me love you long time photo boy!! keep up the good work :)

    • Jillia

      Yea! Great post photo boy! I just got some weird looks around the office for actually laughing out loud. Funniest one to date. Keep up the good work! ;)

  15. BlueFalcon

    Her farts smell like french fries and mint juleps

  16. oneone

    looks fab !

  17. mikenike

    Her ass looks kinda dumpy.

  18. Fnark

    How does she look without her spoon?

  19. oneone

    her ass? its an A+ you douche!

  20. Deacon Jones


    She’s the typical example of what women would consider “gorgeous”, when guys are staring at the tramp next to her.

    • It had to be said

      Well, that would be right unless Witherspoon turned into a little slut in the sack. If she did, she’s a total win. If she is who I think she is . . . you’re right.

  21. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    Her skin is the same color as her heels. It looks like they’re her real feet lol, kinda freaky.

  22. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
    Commented on this photo:

    No, let me rephrase that: Damn!

  23. Rancid

    haters = homos

    I would wreck that girl like the General Lee.

  24. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, I’ve concluded that she has a rectractable adamantium chin. There’s no other explanation for the retractable erection effect she has on me.

    It’s really confusing.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    She’s beautiful!

  26. giberish

    is it just me, or does her boob look photoshopped? possible nip slip? i cant tell!

  27. CC

    The chin funnels the cum down to a small bib. Makes for easy clean up!

  28. CC

    I’ll do it wither spoon or her fork!

  29. The Critical Crassness

    You must certainly, as a group, be the least creative bunch in bed. The chin serves as a perfect handhold, when combined with a handful of her hair, to guide her mouth to all the right spots when giving head. Plus she dated Jakie-Baby Gyllenhaal for several years, so she must give good head and like it in the ass.

  30. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    She’s one of those women that gets hotter with age.

  31. Colin

    Photo Boy, I’ve been enjoying your work, but wasn’t quite sold until now, as the secret path to my heart has always been the unnecessary use of the word taint. Good game.

  32. Jake

    I’m not sure why everyone always says she’s hot. The shape of her face annoys me. Her chin is shaped like a shovel, like I could drive her chin into the earth and start a garden.

  33. Meh

    Her whole mouth area looks all muscly. Probably gives an amazing BJ. Just don’t get stabbed in the thigh with the chin.

  34. oldfool

    So, sticking her chin out was to keep the dress on.

  35. Man, I really feel superficial when I realize what I am willing to put up with if it comes with a rack.

  36. the captain

    it occurs to ya?

  37. ryan

    Read that book My Queen My Honey. She looks lost!!!

  38. Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

  39. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    Oh wow…

  40. Fred

    Nope. The boobs are not distracting my from the chin and the fivehead.

  41. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    If she lifted those floppers any higher there’d be a fold line on top.

  42. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    Is that a blurred out nipple?

    • terd ferguson

      If so, that is one freakishly high nipple, and she should probably get that checked out. My money’s on boob tape.

  43. Hot Milf meat

    She looks pretty good to me even though she’s probably a cheating hoe. Most chicks bodies go to shit after have two kids but she’s found a way to pack it into a dress and make it look half decent.

    Her Vag is probably all hollowed out after two kids and would probably feel like you’re screwing a jelly donut…but her face is perty and the milf boobies look reasonably good.

  44. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
    The Jack Fo
    Commented on this photo:

    She is like the girl next door who moved away to atlanta where her dad lost money on the slot machines but somewho got his act together and sent his daughter to acting school and some 20 years later ended up looking like an actress i would indeed plow with my bare balls.

  45. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    I want to put a hotdog in her hiney. Not my pee pee, a real hotdog.

  46. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve wanted to fuck Reese for years. There is nothing she can do that isn’t sexy to the point of making me want her even more.

  47. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Water For Elephants
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    Nice angle for her

  48. Mike

    People who go on and on about loose vagina-s being a definite result of having a few kids have no idea how a vagina actually works…Fucking/Birth-Expand/Contract.

  49. eric carlson

    Here’s an obvious case of implants. Too bad, she was sexier when they were smaller. See the nude pictures on the internet.

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