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- LeAnn Rimes wants people to stop talking about her ovaries. (Read: They make her look fat.) [Huffington Post]
- Kathy Griffin in her bra is the reason you never needed to not get your news from CNN. [Dlisted]
- Garrett Hedlund must be a boob man. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kyra Sedgwick‘s tramp stamp in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Vanessa Hudgens can’t stop humping Austin Butler in front of crowds. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- The Top 10 Celebrity Babes of 2011 [Popoholic]
- Followed by The Hottest Chicks of 2011. Is there a distinction? You decide. [IDLYITW]
- Gene Shalit: Master of the Delicious Pun. [FilmDrunk]
- How Miley Cyrus got so skinny. [Celebslam]
- Rachel McAdams worked at McDonald’s for three years and now she makes movies with Channing Tatum. I’d call that a lateral move. [TooFab]
- People really are banging Lindsay Lohan‘s door down. Unfortunately, it’s crazy homeless guys. [TMZ]
- “Excuse me, do you know where the gym is? Never mind, I’ll figure it out.” [theCHIVE]
- There’s a baby coming soon that is going to jack all of this up for Alessandra Abrosio. [Just Jared]
- Salma Hayek will receive France’s highest cultural honor. I’m guessing this has something to do with keeping Antonio Banderas unwanted Spanish advances at bay for going on 20 years now. [Starpulse]
- This new Sacha Baron Cohen movie just looks worse and worse. [BuzzFeed]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Imogen Thomas [Heavy]
- 5 NBA Teams with the Hottest Celebrity Fans [Bleacher Report]
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No!
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You clicked on the Kyra Sedgwick link didn’t you?
Sweet mother of god that might be one of the worst tramp stamps I have ever seen on anyone in my life. To all the dumbass chicks out there tattooing yourself up like idiots, click on that link, this is you in 20 years, plus add in the fact that you most likely won’t be rich and have great surgeons and personal trainers, well you get the picture.
Isn’t Kyra Sedgwick like 60?
With those tats she might as well be; Gross
Nah, she’s just letting herself go…
it’s just x-mas belly!
She does NOT look pregnant, she is slouching. She has a tiny bit of a tummy. So fucking what?
I don’t think she’s pregnant either. Just gaining a 5 lbs. She’s married, eating, cooking for the kids. It’s the holidays.
you can’t expect uterine ligaments to just snap back into place minutes after delivering an orange nerf football.
two words: miranda kerr.
Three words: Board Certified Gynecologist
She is unfortunately the exception, not the rule.
FIsh, dude — you are spending so much time looking at botoxed, liposuctioned chicks that you don’t recognize a little tummy that most women have. And it’s right after Christmas. Good lord.
I’d like to see the Fish’s and Photoboy’s six-pack abs.
FISH doesnt get paid to dress up and walk around carpets, either.
It’s like him running a website and then letting malicious code take it over and going “Ah, fuck it, it’s the holidays”
Funny, I don’t see her dressed up and on the red carpet now. She looks fantastic in those situations though. Your views of women are so fucking twisted. It’s a pap shot RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS. Jesus Christ…
Reese Witherspoon doesn’t get paid to do that either.
If she’s doing a movie where her body will be shown and she can’t be replaced with a body double for those scenes, then she’ll get a trainer, go on a diet, and get toned, just like the other actors and actresses do; toning up wouldn’t even take her that long to do. She’s a little soft, sure, but she’s a mother of two, just got married and it’s after the holidays – she looks fine.
Cellulite does not discriminate. That’s for sure.
whats the kids name? Anheiser Busch?
omg you people need to chill out. Fish thinks everyone is pregnant every five minutes, especially chinmonster.
She doesn’t look pregnant…unless we’ve added a new alternate definition to the term that’s synonymous with “sloppy fat cellulite ass”…although, that DOES seem to fit now that I think about it.
well i agree she doesn’t look pregnant
she does not look pregnant to me, looks like she ate…something most hollywood women dont do…shes had 2 kids, what do youexpect no \t everyone is jessica alba and i dont think she looks that great either, soso and she always looks botchy anyways.
Hard not to talk about LeAnn Rimes’ ovaries when they’re sticking out of her belly.
Still sexy to me
Defintely a misuse of America’s colors………
If I get married I wish my wife looks like Reese after squirting a few kids out.
She looks fabulous, shame the paps are so damn intrusive.
Paps are so damn intrusive?
This bitch calls them!
Sexy as hell: that bottom needs to be covered in hot, wet kisses…and (shortly thereafter) something ELSE hot and wet…
chicken soup?
Yeah, that’s just a burrito baby in there.
Son-of-a-bitch. That explains the sour cream discharge. Meh, fuck it… I’ve got malpractice insurance.
Hasn’t she been like pregnant for two years now?
I just lost 15 pounds, too, like Miley Cyrus by recently taking up smoking. I know it’s bad for me, but I don’t know if pot is much better, and I don’t smoke that. So, I guess what I’m saying is that like Miley, I’d rather be dead than fat. Who cares, it’s 2012 and the world is supposed to be coming to an end, and at least I’ll look nice.
If you are really serious about dropping the pounds, what you need is meth. It’s cheap, kills your appetite, and the pounds just melt away.
(gagging noise)
Just threw up my lunch!
(gagging noise)
Is pregnant a synonym for unattractive?
Yes. Yes it is.
I was wondering what Fat Bastard was up to these days!
Does this chick make me look pregnant?
Can’t even call her a butterface anymore.
I think she’s just gained a shitload of weight. She looks super wide in the head-on photos!
please shut the fuck up.
….SHE ISN’T SIXTEEN ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!
Cream of Mushroom ;)
If you ever want to look awesome, simply stand to the right of Renee Zellweger while posing for a picture.
(I’m going to hell.)
She look like a man.
Wow…
Mr., I’m a person
A true MILF.
Maybe a little time Withoutherspoon would be healthy.