Reese Witherspoon Looking Pregnant in a Swimsuit This Time and Other News

January 3rd, 2012 // 50 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- LeAnn Rimes wants people to stop talking about her ovaries. (Read: They make her look fat.) [Huffington Post]

- Kathy Griffin in her bra is the reason you never needed to not get your news from CNN. [Dlisted]

- Garrett Hedlund must be a boob man. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kyra Sedgwick‘s tramp stamp in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Vanessa Hudgens can’t stop humping Austin Butler in front of crowds. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The Top 10 Celebrity Babes of 2011 [Popoholic]

- Followed by The Hottest Chicks of 2011. Is there a distinction? You decide. [IDLYITW]

- Gene Shalit: Master of the Delicious Pun. [FilmDrunk]

- How Miley Cyrus got so skinny. [Celebslam]

- Rachel McAdams worked at McDonald’s for three years and now she makes movies with Channing Tatum. I’d call that a lateral move. [TooFab]

- People really are banging Lindsay Lohan‘s door down. Unfortunately, it’s crazy homeless guys. [TMZ]

- “Excuse me, do you know where the gym is? Never mind, I’ll figure it out.” [theCHIVE]

- There’s a baby coming soon that is going to jack all of this up for Alessandra Abrosio. [Just Jared]

- Salma Hayek will receive France’s highest cultural honor. I’m guessing this has something to do with keeping Antonio Banderas unwanted Spanish advances at bay for going on 20 years now. [Starpulse]

- This new Sacha Baron Cohen movie just looks worse and worse. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Imogen Thomas [Heavy]

- 5 NBA Teams with the Hottest Celebrity Fans [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Deacon Jones

    No!
    NO!

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • stratacat

      You clicked on the Kyra Sedgwick link didn’t you?

      • Venom

        Sweet mother of god that might be one of the worst tramp stamps I have ever seen on anyone in my life. To all the dumbass chicks out there tattooing yourself up like idiots, click on that link, this is you in 20 years, plus add in the fact that you most likely won’t be rich and have great surgeons and personal trainers, well you get the picture.

  2. Josh

    Isn’t Kyra Sedgwick like 60?

  3. LenticularPuzzle

    Nah, she’s just letting herself go…

  4. m.

    it’s just x-mas belly!

  5. Clarence Beeks

    She does NOT look pregnant, she is slouching. She has a tiny bit of a tummy. So fucking what?

  6. jackandkatearelost

    I don’t think she’s pregnant either. Just gaining a 5 lbs. She’s married, eating, cooking for the kids. It’s the holidays.

  7. Richard McBeef, MD - Board Certified Gynecologist

    you can’t expect uterine ligaments to just snap back into place minutes after delivering an orange nerf football.

  8. FIsh, dude — you are spending so much time looking at botoxed, liposuctioned chicks that you don’t recognize a little tummy that most women have. And it’s right after Christmas. Good lord.

    I’d like to see the Fish’s and Photoboy’s six-pack abs.

    • Deacon Jones

      FISH doesnt get paid to dress up and walk around carpets, either.

      It’s like him running a website and then letting malicious code take it over and going “Ah, fuck it, it’s the holidays”

      • Jillia

        Funny, I don’t see her dressed up and on the red carpet now. She looks fantastic in those situations though. Your views of women are so fucking twisted. It’s a pap shot RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS. Jesus Christ…

      • Trek Girl

        Reese Witherspoon doesn’t get paid to do that either.

        If she’s doing a movie where her body will be shown and she can’t be replaced with a body double for those scenes, then she’ll get a trainer, go on a diet, and get toned, just like the other actors and actresses do; toning up wouldn’t even take her that long to do. She’s a little soft, sure, but she’s a mother of two, just got married and it’s after the holidays – she looks fine.

  9. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Lynn
    Commented on this photo:

    Cellulite does not discriminate. That’s for sure.

  10. whats the kids name? Anheiser Busch?

  11. stratacat

    omg you people need to chill out. Fish thinks everyone is pregnant every five minutes, especially chinmonster.

  12. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look pregnant…unless we’ve added a new alternate definition to the term that’s synonymous with “sloppy fat cellulite ass”…although, that DOES seem to fit now that I think about it.

  13. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Lee
    Commented on this photo:

    she does not look pregnant to me, looks like she ate…something most hollywood women dont do…shes had 2 kids, what do youexpect no \t everyone is jessica alba and i dont think she looks that great either, soso and she always looks botchy anyways.

  14. Hard not to talk about LeAnn Rimes’ ovaries when they’re sticking out of her belly.

  15. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Favwot
    Commented on this photo:

    Still sexy to me

  16. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    Defintely a misuse of America’s colors………

  17. Fawks

    If I get married I wish my wife looks like Reese after squirting a few kids out.
    She looks fabulous, shame the paps are so damn intrusive.

  18. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy as hell: that bottom needs to be covered in hot, wet kisses…and (shortly thereafter) something ELSE hot and wet…

  19. It's the kimkim, bitches

    Yeah, that’s just a burrito baby in there.

    • Richard McBeef, MD - Board Certified Gynecologist

      Son-of-a-bitch. That explains the sour cream discharge. Meh, fuck it… I’ve got malpractice insurance.

  20. Love&Justice

    Hasn’t she been like pregnant for two years now?

  21. Karin

    I just lost 15 pounds, too, like Miley Cyrus by recently taking up smoking. I know it’s bad for me, but I don’t know if pot is much better, and I don’t smoke that. So, I guess what I’m saying is that like Miley, I’d rather be dead than fat. Who cares, it’s 2012 and the world is supposed to be coming to an end, and at least I’ll look nice.

    • Whoopie Goldberg

      If you are really serious about dropping the pounds, what you need is meth. It’s cheap, kills your appetite, and the pounds just melt away.

  22. Oh Please!

    (gagging noise)
    Just threw up my lunch!
    (gagging noise)

  23. dontkillthemessenger

    Is pregnant a synonym for unattractive?

  24. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    I was wondering what Fat Bastard was up to these days!

  25. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this chick make me look pregnant?

  26. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t even call her a butterface anymore.

  27. sheelly

    I think she’s just gained a shitload of weight. She looks super wide in the head-on photos!

  28. forrest gump

    please shut the fuck up.
    ….SHE ISN’T SIXTEEN ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Cream of Mushroom ;)

  30. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    If you ever want to look awesome, simply stand to the right of Renee Zellweger while posing for a picture.

    (I’m going to hell.)

  31. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    MissSwan
    Commented on this photo:

    She look like a man.

  32. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Drundel
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…

  33. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr., I’m a person

  34. Reese Witherspoon Butt Swimsuit
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    A true MILF.

  35. Masa

    Maybe a little time Withoutherspoon would be healthy.

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