Why Hello, Reese Witherspoon In Heels

December 3rd, 2013 // 14 Comments

I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon being pregnant and.. being pregnant. But at the end of the day, she does keep her body in amazing shape for a woman who’s had three kids. (I’m banned from Facebook, aren’t I?) Which is why it’s a shame that she’s already pregnant again. Christ, you can already see the baby stuck to her side in half these shots. That’s a pregnancy. That’s how pregnant works! I have charts, beautiful charts…

Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Ben Dover

    MMM MOMMY FUN BAGS

  2. Oh that kid is going to get ripped on for his name , but I had to change mine from Ingrown Toenail Hairy Ass.

  3. George P Burdell

    “No ma’am. Get back in that car. I’m not going to repeat myself again.”

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    This reminds me of the time John Travolta’s beard was stationary to his facial movement.

  5. I swear her vagina is just a really slow conveyour belt, every nine months here comes another one.

  6. A chick so bland you’ll beg for a Palin post.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thats it! You there, in the bushes. You wanna get cut!” *points chin your direction*

  8. andie

    “amazing shape for a woman who’s had three kids” Where did this myth come from? Does it exist in other countries? Yes, sadly pregnancy (esp. twins) can give you stretch marks on your stomach, deflated tits and incontinence…but make you fat? Sorry, no. That would be the stuffing your face with goldfish crackers all day.

  9. gigi

    for some reason this whole ensemble looks wasted… sadly…

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    LLBL
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is mommy’s little honey bunny all ready for his trip to aunt Jan Jan’s?”

  11. Cher X

    Reese has only two facial expressions: “irritatingly smug smirk” and “I just smelled a fart.”

  12. ace11

    Gyllenhaal anyone?

  13. whatever

    is she paying to pester yet another website with her annoying presence? she is paying you right? you’re getting paid. admit it. because nobody likes her. not anybody.

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