Reese Witherspoon in a Swimsuit

August 19th, 2011 // 27 Comments

[Hey, guys, I'm going to be off for the next few days due to some family sheeit, so please enjoy the blogical stylings of Photo Boy and make sure he calls at least one person a "drunken titbox of a slore," or he gets the hose. And not in the good, euphemism for my weiner kind of way either. - The Superficial]

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I’ve decided to start this morning (as well as my return to the driver’s seat) with Reese Witherspoon in a swimsuit. Now I know some of you may be saying haven’t we seen about as much of her as we need to at this point? We already know that she has an ass that can fill my mom’s Jordache jeans as well as a fupa tattoo that’s probably Chinese letters meaning ‘Dragonclaw Chins Of Fury.’ To which I reply, you will look at this photo set and like it, or else there won’t be anymore secret games in Uncle Photo Boy’s Tickle Van and I don’t care what you, a jury of my peers, or a state criminal psychologist have to say about it. *inhales deeply, aims binoculars into neighbor’s bathroom window*

Photo: Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Simone

    hate to be one of those ppl but FIRST! at least her body is somewhat within normal size if you cover her face with a bag she’s still a MILF

  2. Reese Witherspoon Bikini
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    yes i humped her left ass cheek. didn’t realize i could cum that much.

  3. “you will look at this photo set and like it, or else there won’t be anymore secret games in Uncle Photo Boy’s Tickle Van and I don’t care what you, a jury of my peers, or a state criminal psychologist have to say about it.”

    okay. already. Flap flap flap.

    happy?

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    mrs. t
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    boring.

  5. TomFrank

    Let’s see how long it takes for Photo Boy’s Aniston-love to show itself.

  6. Larry Mondello

    Bangable ! Not as bad as I first imagined

  7. Reese Witherspoon Bikini
    meh
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    butt-average

  8. Fletch

    “I don’t wanna work, I wanna bang that drum all day!”

  9. My Left Nut

    Didn’t know she was sea-worthy. The Coast Guard could use her chin as an ice-cutter.

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    swerve
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    She just did the bend and snap!

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    Satan's bitch
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    Looks more like overalls than a swimsuit.

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    chris breezy boxing academy
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    fashion faux pas: visible panty line at the beach

  13. forrest gump

    the SHARKS apparantly had a day off, folks!!

  14. Reese Witherspoon Bikini
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    That chin casts a long shadow.

  15. Looks like she’s enjoying the day at the beach on Chincoteaque Island.

  16. wow that’s one sexy 1905 swimsuit eh gramma

  17. I’m impressed. I’ve never really been one of her fans, but seeing her here I realize I’d like to bang her brainless.

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    Ben Dover
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    What a hot classy babe. too bad there arn’t more pics of her around. Not the Papps whore so many others who arn’t nearly as hot are.

  19. Ben Dover

    SO HOTT!!

  20. Amy

    is she wearing bikini bottoms under a one piece?

  21. I have a sneaky suspicion her turds look like rabbit pellets.

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    stupidfool
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    I like her and all but that swimsuit looks like it has more engineering feats and structures then a highway overpass.

  23. terry

    Meh! She doesn’t do shit for me!!!!

  24. Veronica

    Hail the one-piece. Even a shitty one like this. I bet Blake’s jealous of her um…career.

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    J.R.
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    I don’t know, but I’ve been told… a big legged woman ain’t got no soul. Reese, honey, a little jogging or more active sex could sure help with that.

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