[Hey, guys, I'm going to be off for the next few days due to some family sheeit, so please enjoy the blogical stylings of Photo Boy and make sure he calls at least one person a "drunken titbox of a slore," or he gets the hose. And not in the good, euphemism for my weiner kind of way either. - The Superficial]
Posted by Photo Boy
I’ve decided to start this morning (as well as my return to the driver’s seat) with Reese Witherspoon in a swimsuit. Now I know some of you may be saying haven’t we seen about as much of her as we need to at this point? We already know that she has an ass that can fill my mom’s Jordache jeans as well as a fupa tattoo that’s probably Chinese letters meaning ‘Dragonclaw Chins Of Fury.’ To which I reply, you will look at this photo set and like it, or else there won’t be anymore secret games in Uncle Photo Boy’s Tickle Van and I don’t care what you, a jury of my peers, or a state criminal psychologist have to say about it. *inhales deeply, aims binoculars into neighbor’s bathroom window*
Photo: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
hate to be one of those ppl but FIRST! at least her body is somewhat within normal size if you cover her face with a bag she’s still a MILF
well for me no. i could probably flap off ot her face alone.
yes i humped her left ass cheek. didn’t realize i could cum that much.
“you will look at this photo set and like it, or else there won’t be anymore secret games in Uncle Photo Boy’s Tickle Van and I don’t care what you, a jury of my peers, or a state criminal psychologist have to say about it.”
okay. already. Flap flap flap.
happy?
boring.
Let’s see how long it takes for Photo Boy’s Aniston-love to show itself.
Bangable ! Not as bad as I first imagined
butt-average
“I don’t wanna work, I wanna bang that drum all day!”
Didn’t know she was sea-worthy. The Coast Guard could use her chin as an ice-cutter.
She just did the bend and snap!
awesome!
Looks more like overalls than a swimsuit.
fashion faux pas: visible panty line at the beach
the SHARKS apparantly had a day off, folks!!
That chin casts a long shadow.
Looks like she’s enjoying the day at the beach on Chincoteaque Island.
wow that’s one sexy 1905 swimsuit eh gramma
I’m impressed. I’ve never really been one of her fans, but seeing her here I realize I’d like to bang her brainless.
What a hot classy babe. too bad there arn’t more pics of her around. Not the Papps whore so many others who arn’t nearly as hot are.
SO HOTT!!
is she wearing bikini bottoms under a one piece?
I have a sneaky suspicion her turds look like rabbit pellets.
I like her and all but that swimsuit looks like it has more engineering feats and structures then a highway overpass.
Meh! She doesn’t do shit for me!!!!
Hail the one-piece. Even a shitty one like this. I bet Blake’s jealous of her um…career.
I don’t know, but I’ve been told… a big legged woman ain’t got no soul. Reese, honey, a little jogging or more active sex could sure help with that.