It’s Cool, Reese Witherspoon, Talking On Your Phone Next To A Gas Pump Is Totally Safe

True story: The headline to this post started out as sarcastic until I checked to see if there really is a risk of cellphones causing explosions, and turns out it’s a myth. So now I look like an idiot while Reese Witherspoon looks mommishly hot in heels and jeans. But don’t worry, I brought a Plan B: OHMYGOD SHE’S PREGNANT!

(Your move, Daggerchin.)