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We Get It, Reese Witherspoon. You Have An Insane Moose Knuckle.

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It’s been two whole weeks since we last saw Reese Witherspoon’s gargantuan walrus tusks (“Moose knuckle” wasn’t quite cutting it, and I think we all agree “Wookiee Wallet” is a tad overkill.) and now I know exactly how Job felt when God turned his life into a fucking nightmare just to win a bet with Satan. Yes, lots of people died, but the important thing is that red bastard got FACED. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right: Haha, look at her labia.

Photos: Fame, Flynet, Splash News

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