It’s been two whole weeks since we last saw Reese Witherspoon‘s gargantuan walrus tusks (“Moose knuckle” wasn’t quite cutting it, and I think we all agree “Wookiee Wallet” is a tad overkill.) and now I know exactly how Job felt when God turned his life into a fucking nightmare just to win a bet with Satan. Yes, lots of people died, but the important thing is that red bastard got FACED. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right: Haha, look at her labia.
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Well now we know where she keeps her chin guard…
sweet
Getting confused on terms here – I thought “moose knuckle” was the male version of camel toe – that’s what urban dictionary says, anyway. Or, is that the joke?
All I know for sure is that if you swipe your credit card through that thing Reese gives you a DVD of “Sweet Home Alabama”.
That there twat is hooongray. Bet it can sniff out and pounce cock for miles around, random male joggers/pedestrians watch out :O
Maybe she commutes by rail.
+1
good one
Gene.(ius)
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the only woman in the world who wears suspenders with her yoga pants.
I’d rather jerk off into a tissue than sleep with Reese Witherspoon.
Am I the only one?
The girl at the mall pretzel shop is three times as hot as reese , and she gives me free pretzels when I’m done
I think perhaps she just has a huge bush that she parts in the center and then feathers back, 80s style.
Farrah Fawcett Beaver
I heard they were planning to explore the Marianas Trench. I just thought it was in the ocean.
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but reese always looks really hot to me. Not sure why… but I would jump on that if I had the chance.
You aren’t alone. Although it must be pointed out that time is not being kind to her. Not at all. And if she ever starts smoking, it’s over. She’ll look like a truck stop waitress in her late 60s by the time she hits 40.
She looks halfway decent and makes $14 million a movie, yeah, I am there.
This chick’s got a big ‘ol pussy. I’d fist it.
Uncanny resemblance to the scrap metal yard, that almost destroyed Chris Reeves’ Superman.
She seems to have slid down one banister too many.
Clamel toe?
Oooooh! And she’s got one hell of an ass, too!
:)
Reese has become more appealing for some reason. Hmmmm.
If I had toes like that, I’d show ‘em off too.
The photos ain’t nuthin’, just wait until you’ve heard that camel toe say “FEED ME!”
ahahaha Little Shop of Horrors-style :D
Ummm Moose Knuckle is what a guy has when his balls are visible through tight pants
It sure is.
The correct anatomical nomenclature for her condition is known in medical terms as “Giraffe Hoof”.
anybody else want to insert a quarter and see what happens?
Better make that a hockey puck.
This is the leaked cover photo from “Spelunker Weekly”.
Well, here’s the danger of this story — positive reinforcement. Reese flashes cameltoe, Reese gets some publicity. She does it again, more pube-licity. And that’s all well and good for Reese; she’s a sweet girl deserving of the press.
I’m just worried that when Kim Kardashian sees this shit, she’s going to start parading her fat ass around in size 0 yoga pants and then we’re all going to be forced to cut our fucking eyes out.
i think this post is plain stupid as they come. Women’s yoni’s (look it up if your tasteless brain can’t fathom the erotic term for vagina) come in all shapes and sizes.
Furthermore, why is it anyone’s business WHAT her’s looks like or how she wears her clothes.
Secretly how many men truly wish they could get with Reese due to her ample yoni? You are such hypocrites!! To call a woman out for no reason based on something you can make out in an imprint is disgusted, low brow and just plain ol stupid! Last time I checked if your gender was male or female we ALL have either one of these.
GTFU!
You worked hard on that I can tell, but it needed another edit.
GTFU. Go to fucking university? Get the fuck under?
Yoni? Are we back in the ’70s? (Although I’m not necessarily objecting to going back.)
I haven’t been attracted to Reese since Cruel Intentions but these latest pics have changed that; well played Witherspoon. Don’t take this as encouragement to star in another movie whose plot is completely revealed in the previews, just keep wearing tights.
The fact that this sorta turns me on means I should probably spring for some serious therapy as an Xmas present to myself.
I feel like someone should be holding a handful of oats in front of her crotch.
Overrated, southern chick. Can’t stand her ass.
Wear panties. Problem solved.
Is that where they insert all the money?
What makes this worse is that, I actually think she went to some kind of effort to disguise camel toe in the wake of last week’s impressive showing and still the muff molar chewed its way through to sunlight.
Might be time to start wearing skirts or fashioning somekind of titanium plate to slip down the front of her nicks. I mean children have to see this! I’m sure the tooth fairy is feared in the Witherspoon house.
yep, the CAMEL-TOE is back, folks.
THIS IS WHAT INSECURE CELEBRITIES WILL DO WHEN THEY REACH THE AGE OF FOURTY,
Wow, celebrities sure let their success got to their… ass.
she looks pregnant.
She looks pregnant.