We Get It, Reese Witherspoon. You Have An Insane Moose Knuckle.

December 8th, 2011 // 46 Comments

It’s been two whole weeks since we last saw Reese Witherspoon‘s gargantuan walrus tusks (“Moose knuckle” wasn’t quite cutting it, and I think we all agree “Wookiee Wallet” is a tad overkill.) and now I know exactly how Job felt when God turned his life into a fucking nightmare just to win a bet with Satan. Yes, lots of people died, but the important thing is that red bastard got FACED. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right: Haha, look at her labia.

Photos: Fame, Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Well now we know where she keeps her chin guard…

  2. Frank Burns

    Getting confused on terms here – I thought “moose knuckle” was the male version of camel toe – that’s what urban dictionary says, anyway. Or, is that the joke?

    All I know for sure is that if you swipe your credit card through that thing Reese gives you a DVD of “Sweet Home Alabama”.

  3. That there twat is hooongray. Bet it can sniff out and pounce cock for miles around, random male joggers/pedestrians watch out :O

  4. Maybe she commutes by rail.

  5. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the only woman in the world who wears suspenders with her yoga pants.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I’d rather jerk off into a tissue than sleep with Reese Witherspoon.

    Am I the only one?

    • Dean Keaton

      The girl at the mall pretzel shop is three times as hot as reese , and she gives me free pretzels when I’m done

  7. cc

    I think perhaps she just has a huge bush that she parts in the center and then feathers back, 80s style.

  8. Dude of Dudes

    I heard they were planning to explore the Marianas Trench. I just thought it was in the ocean.

  9. Dan

    I know this is an unpopular opinion, but reese always looks really hot to me. Not sure why… but I would jump on that if I had the chance.

    • Alex

      You aren’t alone. Although it must be pointed out that time is not being kind to her. Not at all. And if she ever starts smoking, it’s over. She’ll look like a truck stop waitress in her late 60s by the time she hits 40.

    • Venom

      She looks halfway decent and makes $14 million a movie, yeah, I am there.

  10. Anexio

    This chick’s got a big ‘ol pussy. I’d fist it.

  11. Roughen

    Uncanny resemblance to the scrap metal yard, that almost destroyed Chris Reeves’ Superman.

  12. She seems to have slid down one banister too many.

  13. Steelerchick

    Clamel toe?

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    IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    Oooooh! And she’s got one hell of an ass, too!
    :)
    Reese has become more appealing for some reason. Hmmmm.

  15. A Camel

    If I had toes like that, I’d show ‘em off too.

  16. Evil Dick Tater

    The photos ain’t nuthin’, just wait until you’ve heard that camel toe say “FEED ME!”

  17. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Billykins
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummm Moose Knuckle is what a guy has when his balls are visible through tight pants

  18. The correct anatomical nomenclature for her condition is known in medical terms as “Giraffe Hoof”.

  19. Hugh Gentry

    anybody else want to insert a quarter and see what happens?

  20. Oz Matters

    This is the leaked cover photo from “Spelunker Weekly”.

  21. freaky

    Well, here’s the danger of this story — positive reinforcement. Reese flashes cameltoe, Reese gets some publicity. She does it again, more pube-licity. And that’s all well and good for Reese; she’s a sweet girl deserving of the press.

    I’m just worried that when Kim Kardashian sees this shit, she’s going to start parading her fat ass around in size 0 yoga pants and then we’re all going to be forced to cut our fucking eyes out.

  22. Authentic

    i think this post is plain stupid as they come. Women’s yoni’s (look it up if your tasteless brain can’t fathom the erotic term for vagina) come in all shapes and sizes.

    Furthermore, why is it anyone’s business WHAT her’s looks like or how she wears her clothes.

    Secretly how many men truly wish they could get with Reese due to her ample yoni? You are such hypocrites!! To call a woman out for no reason based on something you can make out in an imprint is disgusted, low brow and just plain ol stupid! Last time I checked if your gender was male or female we ALL have either one of these.

    GTFU!

  23. I haven’t been attracted to Reese since Cruel Intentions but these latest pics have changed that; well played Witherspoon. Don’t take this as encouragement to star in another movie whose plot is completely revealed in the previews, just keep wearing tights.

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    Yagiska
    Commented on this photo:

    The fact that this sorta turns me on means I should probably spring for some serious therapy as an Xmas present to myself.

  25. Penetrator 11

    I feel like someone should be holding a handful of oats in front of her crotch.

  26. Terry

    Overrated, southern chick. Can’t stand her ass.

  27. Wear panties. Problem solved.

  28. Veronica

    Is that where they insert all the money?

  29. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    What makes this worse is that, I actually think she went to some kind of effort to disguise camel toe in the wake of last week’s impressive showing and still the muff molar chewed its way through to sunlight.

    Might be time to start wearing skirts or fashioning somekind of titanium plate to slip down the front of her nicks. I mean children have to see this! I’m sure the tooth fairy is feared in the Witherspoon house.

  30. forrest gump

    yep, the CAMEL-TOE is back, folks.
    THIS IS WHAT INSECURE CELEBRITIES WILL DO WHEN THEY REACH THE AGE OF FOURTY,

  31. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, celebrities sure let their success got to their… ass.

  32. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    jj
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks pregnant.

  33. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    mizunorunner
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pregnant.

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