Yesterday we got to see Reese Witherspoon with her fly unzipped, and now we’re treated to a shot of her massive cameltoe that I’m genuinely surprised isn’t devouring small women and children in its wake. So at this rate, we should all be staring directly into her birth canal come morning if not seeing it as a new balloon in this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
“Hey, is that Ziggy!”
“Nope, Reese Witherspoon’s vagina. But common mistake, common mistake.”
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1st! Happy Turkey Day Biatches!
reason #532 for why i’m adopting
ditto
Can believe the two of you think an pushing a kid out some how changes the shape of your vaginal lips.
She even lifts her shirt to show of her cammy toe.
….No my Camelus loving friends—…This is not a camel’s toe you see—-yet what you see is indeed a whole camel….Artofwar
Moose knuckle
Sadly, it appears all of her nipple karma was spent at the “chin and cameltoe” bank.
Yesterday, her fly was open and today she is flashing camel. When lord can I get to her and eat that pu$$y like a rat does cheese?
My grandfather used to say “if you eat the hole, you’ll suck the pole.”
….And at what exacted stage of senility was your Grandfather in when he blessed you with such earthly wisdom???….Artofwar
He also said “If you jump in the bushes you’ll swing from the vine.” He was pretty old and I got the impression he didn’t think much of oral sex.
Is he perchance in the mafia? (Makes me think of the Sopranos…)
Is there anyway we are related? My grandfather said the same stuff, also, when I was about 7 he said something to me and said to never forget it. He said, “When it smells like fish, eat all you wish. When it smells like cologne, leave it alone.” Hmmmm. Found out when I was 9 when some progressive cousins came to visit one summer from the east coast. We went to a Long John Silvers for lunch.
…I’m a goddamn moron ….Artofwar
Is she hoarding Vienna sausages for the holiday?
Does the sight of leggings clad movie star labia really get the straight guys going?
My impulse is to yell at her to put some pants on.
I like it on movie stars or the regular hot chicks at my gym. It makes for good eye candy when working out.
i agree 100% what a blessing
turns me on big time!!! and i already “abused myself” today, may have to do it again, and she’s had 2 kids, wow if she’s got a man he’s a lucky fella indeed,
I’m with you Cock Dr – shudder.
Sweet baby Jesus, that thing is fucking massive. I don’t even understand how that’s possible! Did she Judo chop herself in the crotch?
She really dug that seam in there tight. I don’t know how she can walk without discomfort.
i wouldn’t know if i should eat it or wear it as a hat?
she had two kids and it stretched her vag.I bet i could stick part of my dick in there. it’s a nice piece of cameltoe.
I hope some of you people understand that the outer vaginal lips have nothing to do with childbirth. Jesus, you push a kid out through the vaginal canal… it’s internal. It doesn’t burst for from the lips of the twat like an alien baby.
Its actually from surgery. She went to a foreign plastic surgery clinic and asked for “hooter implants” but the staff heard “cooter implants” and gave her the beef curtain special.
I believe the correct term is “Dromedary Digit”.
And why is “Chinny McSwitchblade” lifting her top to display said digit for the paps? No new movie coming out so “gotta remain relevant”?
I love Reese!! She is SMOKIN!! Oh to get into that toe!!
What’s not to love?Witches chin.Flabby,yet still flat ass.Horsey teeth.You have taste my friend…Get into the toe?,,How could you miss???Remember to tie a rope around you and tug twice when you’re done and we’ll pull you back out.
LOLOLOL! Good one!
Overrated.
If I saw her in the gym I wouldnt look twice.
Is this an episode of Spongebob? I can see a giant clam.
“A cooter divided against itself cannot stand.”
Abraclam Lincoln.
niiiiicce
+2000
One of the funniest things I’ve read all week.
+ 1000
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not a good look. nope.
Frontbum wedgies are tough to solve.
also known as a “veggie”….
Well, you know what they say about people with big ̶f̶e̶e̶t̶ chins.
“And the Volvo leads by two car lengths, but the Audi is hot on its tail.”
Jesus, look at the event horizon on that thing.
Buffalo hoof.
Again, filmstrip gallerys are horrible.
Up here in Canadia we call that there a Caribou Hoof, eh?
Or “Moose Knuckle”. Same diff, eh?
Er, not exactly eh…. a “mooseknuckle”, as the imagery would conjure, refers to a cocknballs in, say, Jeggings….
They should make it a Macy’s float:
“And here we have Reese’s Withered Poon for all to see. So splendid in all it’s vertical glory.” Only a panoramic shot will do.
For well endowed men like myself, a camel toe like this is welcome! >:)
The great divide has more than one zip code…
Good Lord!! Cover that up!
Once whilst doing nude aerobics outside, Ms. Witherspoon discovered that strong winds through her labia whistle the entire tune to “When the Saints Go Marching In”.
I think she is saying… This is my snatch – deal with it.
Those are pants for the hearing impaired… I can read her lips
Winner!
Why is their such a big flap over this?
I admire your talent.
I see what you did there.
Ironic that she is covering HER eyes..
I count three gaping mouths…
Don’t stare too hard, she might clam up.
Perfect!
Damn… that’s one thirsty toe, sucking up every bit of those pants. Some women don’t seem too fussed by the whole toe thing… guess she’s one, good for her.
I’m guessing she was doing sit-ups at the gym, and this indent was caused by her chin.
That remind me, I need to find a garage to store my car over the Xmas holidays.
Love her NinjaBoot
Tabi Boot.
LOL Ninja Boot sounds so much cooler. Thanks for correcting my incorrect usage of a martial arts item to describe a vagina because everyone knows what a Tabi boot is LOL.
Suddenly I am hungry for two slabs of liver.
“why is everyone taking pictures of my midsection?”
Seriously–Its almost impossible to wear yoga/fitness pants without having some level of “toe” Props to the girl for being fit and healthy
You guys are awful, Any girl knows its nearly impossible to wear gym/yoga pants without some level of “toe” thats just how they’re made. At least the girl is fit and healthy
Why are we awful? It’s not like we’re ragging on her. We’re simply having a discussion about various points of anatomy and admiring the illustrations.
Ahhhh noooo the Camel toe is not inevitable @Ridiculous. Perhaps I would suggest wearing underwear with your gym clothing. I workout in gym/yoga freaking spandex clothing and so do my girlfriends and the other ladies at the gym and not a hint of CT is to be seen. Although I do applaud your effort at female solidarity there. At least you and Reese Witherspoon have something in common, right?
No pubic hair sucks
Are you saying you would prefer some chia pet action down there?
Read My LIPS …no new snatches
wow, absolutely gorgeous, great figure and great cameltoe, i could stare at this photo all day. i love it when women wear such clothing. whoever invented such clothes is a hero in my book!!!
can’t she FEEL that?
she is definately packing a couple of extra chins down there
Makes my mouth water.
Sweet sweetness of sweetdom.
SICK…. Ugly Bitch!
Overrated, southern, racist ugly ass bitch.