Reese Witherspoon’s Cameltoe of Plenty

November 23rd, 2011 // 97 Comments

Yesterday we got to see Reese Witherspoon with her fly unzipped, and now we’re treated to a shot of her massive cameltoe that I’m genuinely surprised isn’t devouring small women and children in its wake. So at this rate, we should all be staring directly into her birth canal come morning if not seeing it as a new balloon in this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

“Hey, is that Ziggy!”
“Nope, Reese Witherspoon’s vagina. But common mistake, common mistake.”

Photos: Fame, Flynet, Splash News

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  1. 1st! Happy Turkey Day Biatches!

  2. stratacat

    reason #532 for why i’m adopting

  3. She even lifts her shirt to show of her cammy toe.

    • Artofwar

      ….No my Camelus loving friends—…This is not a camel’s toe you see—-yet what you see is indeed a whole camel….Artofwar

  4. Sensei John Kreese

    Moose knuckle

  5. Reese Witherspoon Camel Toe Jogging Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Sadly, it appears all of her nipple karma was spent at the “chin and cameltoe” bank.

  6. NoValues

    Yesterday, her fly was open and today she is flashing camel. When lord can I get to her and eat that pu$$y like a rat does cheese?

    • chinto

      My grandfather used to say “if you eat the hole, you’ll suck the pole.”

      • Artofwar

        ….And at what exacted stage of senility was your Grandfather in when he blessed you with such earthly wisdom???….Artofwar

      • chinto

        He also said “If you jump in the bushes you’ll swing from the vine.” He was pretty old and I got the impression he didn’t think much of oral sex.

      • anon

        Is he perchance in the mafia? (Makes me think of the Sopranos…)

      • Bandonbound

        Is there anyway we are related? My grandfather said the same stuff, also, when I was about 7 he said something to me and said to never forget it. He said, “When it smells like fish, eat all you wish. When it smells like cologne, leave it alone.” Hmmmm. Found out when I was 9 when some progressive cousins came to visit one summer from the east coast. We went to a Long John Silvers for lunch.

    • Artofwar

      …I’m a goddamn moron ….Artofwar

  7. Jackhole

    Is she hoarding Vienna sausages for the holiday?

  8. Cock Dr

    Does the sight of leggings clad movie star labia really get the straight guys going?
    My impulse is to yell at her to put some pants on.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Sweet baby Jesus, that thing is fucking massive. I don’t even understand how that’s possible! Did she Judo chop herself in the crotch?

    • Cock Dr

      She really dug that seam in there tight. I don’t know how she can walk without discomfort.

    • i wouldn’t know if i should eat it or wear it as a hat?

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      she had two kids and it stretched her vag.I bet i could stick part of my dick in there. it’s a nice piece of cameltoe.

      • sweethannah

        I hope some of you people understand that the outer vaginal lips have nothing to do with childbirth. Jesus, you push a kid out through the vaginal canal… it’s internal. It doesn’t burst for from the lips of the twat like an alien baby.

    • Ina Garten's Panty Shield

      Its actually from surgery. She went to a foreign plastic surgery clinic and asked for “hooter implants” but the staff heard “cooter implants” and gave her the beef curtain special.

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    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe the correct term is “Dromedary Digit”.
    And why is “Chinny McSwitchblade” lifting her top to display said digit for the paps? No new movie coming out so “gotta remain relevant”?

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Reese!! She is SMOKIN!! Oh to get into that toe!!

    • candy man

      What’s not to love?Witches chin.Flabby,yet still flat ass.Horsey teeth.You have taste my friend…Get into the toe?,,How could you miss???Remember to tie a rope around you and tug twice when you’re done and we’ll pull you back out.

  12. Deacon Jones

    Overrated.

    If I saw her in the gym I wouldnt look twice.

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    Is this an episode of Spongebob? I can see a giant clam.

  14. “A cooter divided against itself cannot stand.”

    Abraclam Lincoln.

  15. jt

    not a good look. nope.

  16. Reese Witherspoon Camel Toe Jogging Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Frontbum wedgies are tough to solve.

  17. Well, you know what they say about people with big ̶f̶e̶e̶t̶ chins.

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    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    “And the Volvo leads by two car lengths, but the Audi is hot on its tail.”

  19. Lord Invader

    Jesus, look at the event horizon on that thing.

  20. cc

    Buffalo hoof.

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    dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Again, filmstrip gallerys are horrible.

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    buzzloudly
    Commented on this photo:

    Up here in Canadia we call that there a Caribou Hoof, eh?

  23. Lothario

    They should make it a Macy’s float:
    “And here we have Reese’s Withered Poon for all to see. So splendid in all it’s vertical glory.” Only a panoramic shot will do.

  24. frcrkr

    For well endowed men like myself, a camel toe like this is welcome! >:)

  25. Tristyn

    The great divide has more than one zip code…

  26. ash

    Good Lord!! Cover that up!

  27. Frank "Turkey Leg" Burns

    Once whilst doing nude aerobics outside, Ms. Witherspoon discovered that strong winds through her labia whistle the entire tune to “When the Saints Go Marching In”.

  28. cameltoe jockey

    I think she is saying… This is my snatch – deal with it.

  29. Arzach

    Those are pants for the hearing impaired… I can read her lips

  30. Why is their such a big flap over this?

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    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ironic that she is covering HER eyes..

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    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    I count three gaping mouths…

  33. Don’t stare too hard, she might clam up.

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    slank
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn… that’s one thirsty toe, sucking up every bit of those pants. Some women don’t seem too fussed by the whole toe thing… guess she’s one, good for her.

  35. Oz Matters

    I’m guessing she was doing sit-ups at the gym, and this indent was caused by her chin.

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    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    That remind me, I need to find a garage to store my car over the Xmas holidays.

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    Queef
    Commented on this photo:

    Love her NinjaBoot

  38. Jason

    Suddenly I am hungry for two slabs of liver.

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    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    “why is everyone taking pictures of my midsection?”

  40. Reese Witherspoon Camel Toe Jogging Pants
    Ridiculous
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously–Its almost impossible to wear yoga/fitness pants without having some level of “toe” Props to the girl for being fit and healthy

  41. Ridiculous

    You guys are awful, Any girl knows its nearly impossible to wear gym/yoga pants without some level of “toe” thats just how they’re made. At least the girl is fit and healthy

    • Why are we awful? It’s not like we’re ragging on her. We’re simply having a discussion about various points of anatomy and admiring the illustrations.

    • Winnie

      Ahhhh noooo the Camel toe is not inevitable @Ridiculous. Perhaps I would suggest wearing underwear with your gym clothing. I workout in gym/yoga freaking spandex clothing and so do my girlfriends and the other ladies at the gym and not a hint of CT is to be seen. Although I do applaud your effort at female solidarity there. At least you and Reese Witherspoon have something in common, right?

  42. lkl

    No pubic hair sucks

  43. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Read My LIPS …no new snatches

  44. menotyou

    wow, absolutely gorgeous, great figure and great cameltoe, i could stare at this photo all day. i love it when women wear such clothing. whoever invented such clothes is a hero in my book!!!

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    can’t she FEEL that?

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    Cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    she is definately packing a couple of extra chins down there

  47. Makes my mouth water.

  48. Sweet sweetness of sweetdom.

  49. Reese Witherspoon Camel Toe Jogging Pants
    ugly
    Commented on this photo:

    SICK…. Ugly Bitch!

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    Terry
    Commented on this photo:

    Overrated, southern, racist ugly ass bitch.

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