Reese, Cameron & Drew’s Beach Getaway:
The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.8.13

March 8th, 2013 // 66 Comments

Well, I survived an entire week without Photo Boy. And just to prove I never needed him anyway, here’s Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore having a “girls getaway” in Mexico which is clearly a crazy sexy gallery that’s not at all filled with scary and depressing photos where Reese Witherspoon wins because I know without a doubt she’s a woman and would feasibly believe she didn’t recently give birth. It’s all very erotic and pleasing to eye after a jam-packed day of dude, after dude, after dude oh God please come back. No Most Important People tomorrow. It shall return next week.

Until Monday when I am a whole and completed man,

- The Superficial

Photos: FameFlynet

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    This is how A-Roid stands when getting his injections.

  2. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
    DeucePickle
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    They forgot to add, “no boners”

  3. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
    SIN
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    At my age they are all still good looking.

  4. Jeeeeezuz! It’s like The View decided to film at the beach.

  5. anonym

    all the nasties hanging out together

    these are anti-milfs

  6. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    No kids, no husband….no I don’t want to hit that.

  7. cc

    So, you are wrapping the week up with this, eh? Funny guys, really funny.

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    slugcity
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    This is how I stand when I pee.

  9. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    DO NOT pull that string.

  10. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
    Juch
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    Scene from the upcoming movie, “Charlie’s Angels: Mexican Menopause”.

  11. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    She’s always either just beginning or just out of a pregnancy these days. I guess she decided she has enough money and decided it’s time to make a baby a year for the next 5 years.

  12. Hank E. Ring

    Mom jeans for all!

  13. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    What the fuck happened? She used to be relatively hot. Looks like Father Time decided he didn’t even want to fuck her…

  14. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
    Inner Retard
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    Fish, I know Photo Boy is no there. But you should know by now, pictures of 25 year old Cameron Diaz, Yes. 40 year old, No… No, No, No.

  15. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
    Juch
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    And somewhere in the world Timberlake and A-Rod are hi-fiving each other at a “dodged that bullet” party.

  16. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    That ass is as flat as a board.

    • erica

      She’s standing with her pelvis pushed forward. She’s 40. Anything more protruding here would be a bit odd. Besides, Cam’s always had a small, perky and round ass. Not ‘flat’ so much as small I think.

  17. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    She looks like she’s got another kid on the way already.

  18. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    Should’ve invited Lucy Liu to make it complete.

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    yoop
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    Did she blow her shoulder out playing football?

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    yoop
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    How many layers of spanx did she have on at the Academy Awards?

  21. nuclear option

    Diaz has officially jumped the hetero attraction shark

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    Toe Jam
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    “Charlies Angels – Where Boners Go To Die”. At a theatre near you.

  23. Rob

    The word ‘slovenly’ comes to mind

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    mike
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    Shes ugly and her body looks like shit.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    I’m not saying she’s pregnant, but I still feel like a baby is going to fall out.

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    petey
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    dammmmmn, this woman is not aging well. i never thought her face was too great anyway – that smile reminds me of The Joker every time. but at least her body used to be hot. not so much now.

    • ggr3

      lol these comments are ridiculous. the celebs are not reading so give up trying to diss them and hurt their feelings.

      obviously normal ppl know your full of shit cos WE CAN SEE the pictures TOO the only person who might be clouded by ur bull is the person you are dissing because theyd be sensitive to personal attacks but they are not reading

      her body is fit trim tight firm smooth.talking crap must means you are far from perfect and have no clue about reality maybe talking shit about someone with an OBVIOUSLY fit and healthy body makes you feel better about you imperfect body? seriously you’d have to be delusional to really believe thers anything wrong with that. even a 19yr old super model should hope she maintains a fit body like cameersons when she is 40 + too. i hope i can she looks fantastic nothing wrong with her body at all

      • I'mCool

        you must be new here.

      • Mika

        Listen Cameron. I’m sorry that you got your feelings hurt. It might be a lesson to you not to get on this site.

        P.S. Cover your shit up. You aren’t twenty-five anymore.

      • Don Draper's Dad

        Cameron? Is that you?

      • Burt

        Dude, she looks old beyond her years. That’s what happens when you smoke, party regularly, and spend lots of time in the sun.

      • I agree she is fit and in better shape than 90% of people on this site, but fact is men dont like women who have lower body fat than them…i used to LOVE cameron’s body…circa something about mary/the mask. but she, like many aging hollywood women (madonna, gweneth paltrow, sjp) begin to overwork and overtrain their bodies out of fear of aging. ultimately they wind up looking masculine and worse than before.

  27. And these women are millionaires. Wow.

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    baccusvd
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    is she preparing for the role of Britney Spears in a bio pic?

  29. ace11

    Cameron is the best

    But she has a huge advantage

    she never squeezed out a baby

    loses points there

  30. Deacon Jones

    I am ducking wasted right now

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    Greg
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    She’s just retaining water. It’s actually high-tide there.

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    eatit
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    With a spoon, don’t you mean with a shovel?

  33. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    Reese ate her spoon.

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    Icehawg
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    “Then, to reallllllly add the sexy, you make the duck lips. Feel free to take notes, honey.”

  35. What? No picture of Prince Charles?

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    Inky Black
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    CD, seen here trying to attract a mate by releasing pheromones on the wind.

  37. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    Nice FUPA

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    Randal
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    Nice to know these 3 lovely ladies have not aged one bit since breaking into the Hollywood scene. Cameron’s intense training is really paying off for her upcoming role in “Jeepers Creepers 3″!

    Randal

  39. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    er mah gerd. yer in showbiz don’t be a lump o’ flab. ok?

    • Trek Girl

      She had a baby not too long ago. She looks fine and will probably start looking even better in the coming months. Come on, give her and Reese a break. Cameron, well…have at her, I guess.

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    Don Draper's Dad
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    This whole set made my penis sad.

  41. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    wooof not the best angle…

  42. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    note to reese: you are not entering a battle zone, you are on a fancy vacation. lighten up, some people are actually dying.

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    beaddee
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    Definately pinching more than an inch!

  44. veronica

    Wow, I guess Gwenyth Paltrow’s yogific macrobiotic smugness is actually justified today.

    These ladies should be sunbathing like it’s 1999. At least Reese had the courtesy to put on a one-piece.

  45. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
    Hammy
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    You know what, good for them. You go girls.

  46. JenniferJustice

    Cameron is gross – has been for a while now. The joker smile was bad enought, but all the botox, and her thick torso and wrinkle back are hideous. She needs to get out of denail and start dressing more age-appropriate, or better yet, body-appropriate. And no, I’m not jealous or dissing b/c I’m insecure. I’m 43 and I’m in way better shape than that. She needs the Beach Body workout.

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    Andie
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    Ugh. At least Drew & Reese are wearing bathing suits that fit them. Cameron needs more fabric. And a mask. This poor woman is not aging well at all. Reese & Drew are both new moms so a little extra weight is to be expected. This chick? Poor thing, there’s nothing to be done about that mug. Too much sun, I think. It’s a shame.

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    Big Balls
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    HOT DAMN!!! I just got through SPANKING MY MONKEY… jeez, I’d bury my bone in that, in a heartbeat! Her Sperm Bank still accepts deposits, I can see!

  49. Reese Witherspoon Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Vacation Together
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    Can I fap to Brooke Hogan without guilt now?

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