Reese, Cameron & Drew’s Beach Getaway:
The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.8.13
Well, I survived an entire week without Photo Boy. And just to prove I never needed him anyway, here’s Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore having a “girls getaway” in Mexico which is clearly a crazy sexy gallery that’s not at all filled with scary and depressing photos where Reese Witherspoon wins because I know without a doubt she’s a woman and would feasibly believe she didn’t recently give birth. It’s all very erotic and pleasing to eye after a jam-packed day of dude, after dude, after dude oh God please come back. No Most Important People tomorrow. It shall return next week.
Until Monday when I am a whole and completed man,
- The Superficial