The Superficial presents ‘The Hell Are You Wearing?

April 28th, 2009 // 70 Comments

Welcome to another The Superficial Caption Gallery. This time around we’re featuring red carpet disasters such as good ol’ Brooke Hogan here. Feel free to laugh along at my sexy wit, or simply the fact that these people paid money to look like Bedazzled shit. (But say it’s my wit; I’m sensitive.)

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  1. Cherish

    Love her shoes though….

  2. uly

    Tilda Swinton looks like a ken doll in a dress

  3. Taylor

    Lisa Rinna’s dress is actually made out of the feathers of the last Dodo, which she killed with her bare hands.

  4. Ha!

    Ha! Taylor @53! Ha!

  5. Yeah

    So THAT’S what David Bowie looks like without makeup…

  6. Napoleon

    I used to literally Laugh Out LOUD because of some things Fish wrote.
    They absolutely got new writers.
    If the writers are working for the old (funny!) Fish;
    Get off ur lazy, sarcastic ass, fire ur monkey interns and get back behind ur desk !! Enough already!!

    Greats from Holland

  7. Napoleon

    I used to literally Laugh Out LOUD because of some things Fish wrote.
    They absolutely got new writers.
    If the writers are working for the old (funny!) Fish;
    Get off ur lazy, sarcastic ass, fire ur monkey interns and get back behind ur desk !! Enough already!!

    Greats from Holland

  8. zsa

    What gets me is that just about everybody has a crazy or strange facial expression to match their outfit. And if they don’t they should, damnit!

    zsa

  9. Melissa

    I have not laughed out loud in a while. I needed this. THANKS.

  10. RandalLover

    Nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with Tilda. I will cut you.

  11. Ms. Wilkinson looks weird, yes, but still damn good

  12. Richard Milhaus Narlian

    If these “Stars” are so unusual,,,,,,,,Why are they making so much money making these trashy clothing decisions-stupid clothing-ugly choices in maters?mates?life styles?
    I believe that Pam is a fucking genius.

  13. Richard Milhaus Narlian

    If these “Stars” are so unusual,,,,,,,,Why are they making so much money making these trashy clothing decisions-stupid clothing-ugly choices in maters?mates?life styles?
    I believe that Pam is a fucking genius.

  14. Pilatunes

    Brooke’s belly button looks like an anus.

  15. dontlooknow

    The fashion “designers” are playing a huge joke on the public and the only ones who don’t get are the Hollyweird stars.
    Oh, and SJP, always a crowd-pleaser, needs to take the lawn ornament back to the yard.

  16. geogia

    hot dressing. http://www.bldogwang.cn/ crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. do i look hot in this tranny outfit?

  18. Lyric

    I think she looks hot that is a beautiful japan inspired kimono dress

  19. lol I never seen these kind of dress lol

  20. Mah BRASIL!

    Quantas aberrações!
    Me dá uma raiva ver essa mulheres que têm condições de se vestirem pelo menos razoavelmente, e no entanto, FAZEM ISTO! que desperdício!

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