Rebecca Romjin knocked up by Jerry O’Connell (I’m pretty sure one of these people is famous. I think.)

July 28th, 2008 // 49 Comments

Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O’Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won’t be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports:

The babies are due this winter.
And just a little more than a week ago, O’Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, “We’re trying to get pregnant.”
“It would be amazing if it happened,” he said, adding that practicing has been “a lot of fun.”

“Practice.” he added. “Practice all the time. It never stops with her! Christ, now I know how John Stamos died. And I’m next!” Jerry O’Connell was latter found crying in a dumpster, softly singing “You’ll never guess my secret identity, who’s on the inside – hides from his wife in a dumpster, whoa oh whoa!“*

*Have a case of the WTFs?

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  1. Wow, her taste in men continues to get worse and worse.

    Thanks for being a douche #1!

  2. Kate

    IVF

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  3. miss_ay

    she and john stamos got divorced bc she didnt want to have kids. my cousin works at an entertainment mag in LA and said that she totally got artificially inseminated (like j lo, angelina, and the rest of the twin machines) and she really wanted to do it to get back at poor john stamos for dumping her ass. crazy stuff.

  4. miss_ay

    she and john stamos got divorced bc she didnt want to have kids. my cousin works at an entertainment mag in LA and said that she totally got artificially inseminated (like j lo, angelina, and the rest of the twin machines) and she really wanted to do it to get back at poor john stamos for dumping her ass. crazy stuff.

  5. zegabe

    i don’t understand how possibly these two are together and reproducing.

    it’s against darwin’s laws. a man like him should not even be able to reproduce, not to mention with an alpha female!!

    the laws of nature are being brokeeeennnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
    bewareeeee
    of the impendingggg apocalypseeeeeee

    sportdvl – another interesting case of a bug in the laws of evolution – will you stop this ridiculous douche bashing to whoever claims the first place???

  6. Sorry Zegabe, I only call them as I see them.

  7. Twins at her advanced age typically means that his seed was not successful in penetrating her using normal forms. They required an outsourced event, IVF, to do the deed.

    could also mean he’s gay

  8. yuristache

    I’m amazed at the Superficial’s ability to label Rebecca Romjin’s fame as “obscure,” while following around two-bit Disney and MTV/VH1 reality stars. Does anyone actually watch shows like “The Hills” or “Hogan Knows Best”? If it weren’t for this site, I’d never have heard of Brooke Hogan or Spencer Pratt.

  9. Dr. John Blackheart

    this is not news, where are the bikini shot and nipple slips, this makes me angry

  10. Crazy Old Bitch

    Worst Song Ever!

  11. #9 – you hit the nail on the head. At least RR has been successful in her life while Spencer and Heidi (and so on) barely make a bleep on the “celeb” map.

  12. nipolian

    He’s famous for being the fat kid in “Stand By Me”

    She’s famous for being married to one of the three douchebags on “Full House” and because her grandmother is first cousins with David Letterman’s mom.

  13. hahahahaahah

    Seriously. Best blog entry ever!

    Anytime you can make an obscure pop culture reference and follow it up with YouTube clip always equals magic,magic,magic.

    I can’t believe that the fat kid from Stand By Me had his own TV show at one time?
    Is it a spin-off?

    Why didn’t Richard Dreyfus get his own spin-off?
    His character typing on a Macintosh 512k computer was always my favorite.

  14. on behalf of everyone

    …my only comment is: how long before another post?

  15. kevin

    back off idiots, rebecca romjin was in xmen and is currently in ugly betty, jerry oconnell was in stand by me and sliders, as well as the tom cruise parody video. they are 1000000x more relevant than whatever retard has been posted from the latest reality show shitfest.

    i love jerry oconnell on the howard stern show too hooray

  16. I am very a dissapoint with Superfacial. Please cancel my subscription at your earliest convence.

  17. Mo

    I love him. He’s hot.

  18. timbuck

    #18 is right. Jerry O’Connell is famous from Sliders. The first 4 seasons were awesome, but then they just killed off Jerry & his twin brother.

    If no one knows who he is or what he’s been up to in the past years, he’s been sliding between Earths.

  19. @ #2

    wow Trey Flynt, angry because you can’t be #1 huh? You should be used to it…its happened to you all your life.

    Its funny that someone with a such a sucky designed website is calling someone else a douche.

    You are the douche, my little ignorant shortbus riding friend. How embarrassing it is (for the human race) that someone would cop to owning a site like that.

    Im guessing you either :

    a) have downs syndrome
    b) are the rain mans illegitimate tranny son
    c) are using windows 3.1 with a 166 Mhz processor and 600k of RAM
    d) are limited with time from the correctional facility you are in
    e) cant get away from your NAMBLA board meetings
    f) a mixture of all of the above, which would make you a liberal

    Anyways Corky, quit emanating your douchery. Youre only turning on elliot_gets_pissed_on and jimbo the idiot circus grunt. Which BTW, is easy to do as long as you have beastiality vcr tapes, liquid crisco and a mannequin with the appropriate male anatomy (holes included).

  20. Wonder if OK magazine will pay a mil for their baby photos.

  21. Teef

    Isn’t it Romijn??

  22. missywissy

    #9 – No shit!!! Open up your own website, I promise to be your first subscriber. I like Superficial, but am getting pretty damn sick and tired of bikini pictures, Heidi (wtf), and the Hogans. Hey Superficial, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THESE PEOPLE BUT TWEENIES.

  23. Fap

    #19
    I also am very a dissapoint with Superfacial.

    It claim have many anti aging beauty formula. Also lies for beauty.

    I look for other product here, and also internets, but only to find many sperm face site. Do not want.

  24. delic8

    Um, guys? Romjin, seriously?
    R-O-M-I-J-N. Not R-O-M-J-I-N.

  25. will

    Actually, fish is a retard for 3 reasons:

    1.) Posting about the same people who nobody gives a fuck about.

    2.) Writing “Romjin”

    3.) It should be: “One of these people ARE famous”, not “IS famous”.

  26. twins? wouldn’t one of their offspring be enough?

  27. ilikeemfat

    Too bad, and she just lost all that weight… bring in the ding dongs.

  28. dementa

    Obscurity? She was the naked blue chick in X-men, and she’s on Ugly Betty. Not very obscure compared to someone like Ali Blohan.

    He’s totally obscure, but I like him because he did that wonderfully deranged parody of Tom Cruise’s maniacal Scientomology video.

  29. A Woman

    I hope the kids look like their mom, cuz dad is FUG!

  30. SimplySarah

    I hope the twins can fly just like their daddy.

  31. it is “one of these people is famous.”

    one is famous.

    two are famous.

    one [of these people] is famous. “of these people” is like a separate clause or whatever you call it, don’t be fooled, look for the subject of the sentence.

    read your strunk & white, bitches.

  32. one word

    WHO?

  33. one word

    WHO?

  34. one word

    WHO?

  35. THIS IS AMERICA, you know?

    “THEY THINK THEY’RE FAMOUS”!!

  36. Eat It

    You’re putting them up so… Who is laughing?

  37. OMG I frickin love you for the My Secret Identity reference, and even more for finding a CLIP!! I used to love that show (did I just admit that?)

  38. OMG I frickin love you for the My Secret Identity reference, and even more for finding a CLIP!! I used to love that show (did I just admit that?)

  39. OMG I frickin love you for the My Secret Identity reference, and even more for finding a CLIP!! I used to love that show (did I just admit that?)

  40. Jeniffer

    I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*** last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

  41. Frank

    Veeeerne!

  42. Day late, dollar short

    first!!

  43. #28, actually ‘one of these people IS famous’ is correct. “One” is the noun, it is singular, therefore Is is the correct form of the verb. Fuckwit.

    And it could be Rominj for all care about what’s gone up there (in this case a turkey baster).

    He says “fun practising” but I fail to see how you practise wanking into a test tube.

  44. jkimbo

    ultra man reference! love ya for life! =)

  45. Cattyluo

    They live a happy life.I saw their profile on ***M i l l i o n a i r e4me.com ***——–This is the First, most Effective and Largest site in the world to Date, marry successful, beautiful people. Our members include CEOs, pro athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities, just to name a few.

  46. sabje

    Here in Holland Sliders was quite popular. We all love that he married a Dutch girl, Rebecca. Besides that, if you’re a girl, Jerry is about the hottest guy on the planet. Please repoduce, you two.

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