Rebecca Romjin is a witch. There’s no other explanation.

February 2nd, 2009 // 45 Comments

Rebecca Romjin gave birth to twins over the holiday, and you wouldn’t even know it looking at these pics from this morning. Even more astonishing? She’s married to Jerry O’Connell. I’m pretty sure Rebecca Romjin just defied all laws of logic and reason as we know them. And for her next trick, she’ll give me her number!

Damn, I thought if I said that out loud it would come true. Awkward. – - MAKE LOVE TO ME IN A CANOE!

Sonofabitch…

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Comments (45)

  1. Kay | February 2, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    First

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  2. D W | February 2, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    first!

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  3. Run n Gun | February 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Wait???

    What’s this???

    She’s exercising? But I thought it wasn’t a women’s fault if they gained 60 pounds?

    She must not love herself,,,,yes,,,that’s it….

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  4. Sportsdvl | February 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I think Jerry O’Connell is the witch. How he got her to marry him is the real “magic” here. He’s a douche bag and she’s a freakin’ ex-super model!

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  5. Jrz | February 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    She’s a something…..I don’t know what….something with big fish lipsh like thish (makes fish mouth face)
    Meh…it pays to have a day nanny, a night nanny, a cook and a personal trainer after you have a baby.

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  6. Cow and Prou(d) | February 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    When will she learn? Getting healthy means GETTING FAT. Real women have curves. Curvy guts and gunts. Get real, Rebecca.

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  7. Jessica Simpson | February 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. OJ's Mom | February 2, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    I’d
    Hit
    That
    With
    Obama’s
    Black
    Dick.

    Reply
  9. Oprah fan | February 2, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    How dare she have self-discipline!!!

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  10. O.J's Mom | February 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    I’d
    Hit
    That
    With
    The
    White
    Part
    (first 1 1/2 inches)
    Of
    Obama’s
    Dick.

    Reply
  11. feminist | February 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    My god, she’s become anorexic! A healthy woman’s body is rectangular with a nice tire around the middle (like Jessica’s).

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  12. cheekemunkey | February 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Pfffftttt… Yeah. Big surprise. Plastic surgery anyone?

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  13. Jimmy Jim | February 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    geez everyones sarcasm is making me want to eat, but thats ok, because its ok to look different than wats on magazine covers…right…right???

    but in all seriousness, I was a big fan of sliders when i was a kid, so Jerry O’connell doesn’t annoy me like he does so many jealous basement bloggers.

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  14. Rachel | February 2, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    If she keeps this up, her upper arms won’t even flap when she moves. I hope somebody explains to her that by doing this she’s KILLING YOUNG GIRLS WITH EATING DISORDERS. It’s a true Holocaust. Seriously. I’m not exaggerating.

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  15. Jupiter Girl | February 2, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    WOW! Now that’s bouncing back after having been pregnant. What A Stunner :)

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  16. spamfighter | February 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    14: really? where are the 10 million corpses?

    Anywa, she seems to be sporting the world’s largest camel toe

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  17. testing | February 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    she is like 5’10 and slim/athletic naturally it isnt really surprising that she would be able to get back in shape, but after twins way impressive

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  18. no | February 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Thats beacause its perfectly common to keep your normal figure after childbirth. Why wouldn’t you? If you eat right nothing really changes ‘cept for maybe some stretch marks. But stretch marks are just pregnancy battle scars : )

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  19. Guest | February 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    dayyum! I dunno
    who she is, but congrats
    to her!! And twins are
    pretty cool. I wish I was
    a twin :)
    xoxo

    Reply
  20. sarah | February 2, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    when did she get her lips done?

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  21. authorego | February 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    If she had two fake leopard skin belts around her middle and her mouth wide open, I wouldn’t be able to tell her and Jessica Simpson apart.

    Fish does not want to take that witch out over the water, she will float, he won’t.

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  22. duh | February 2, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Jessica’s half as tall and twice as fat.

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  23. Mark | February 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    Corset.

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  24. sophie | February 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    no wedding ring???

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  25. kate | February 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    She is really very hot on the ***sugardaddyconnect. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes

    Reply
  26. lisa simpson | February 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    excuse me? what holiday…

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  27. lisa simpson | February 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    excuse me? what holiday…

    Reply
  28. Kurt Rambis | February 2, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    I love that if you look close enough, you can see nipple on the first pic! Right through her workout top!! I love them boobies!!

    Reply
  29. PostmortemG | February 2, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    This lady has always been hot.

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  30. lola | February 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Your hips change shape (protrude more) after a kid and the abdomen can be larger, but you do not get fatter from having a kid. That is from overeating Y’All

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  31. coops | February 2, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    #30 don’t forget the fun bags as well. Wow can you say MA MA suckle suckle.

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  32. mimi | February 2, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Listen team, I’ve had more kids than I am willing admit and I always gained about 5 lbs. permanently after each one. And subsequently each new father was that much uglier afterwards. Looks aren’t everything though. Now I go after older guys and thank God for Viagra!

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  33. SIN | February 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    She sure is rockin with those preggo titties. We could all eat for a week off of those babies.

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  34. gerard Vandenberg | February 2, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    This witch is BACK in BLACK, folks?

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  35. cat | February 2, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    she is an inspiration. so hot!

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  36. Delgo | February 3, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Nice thus (t9)

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  37. Mal | February 3, 2009 at 1:24 am

    #30 you don’t know shit. You’re supposed to gain about 20 pounds for a healthy pregnancy, and only half of that is baby weight. Yes, you do gain weight when pregnant, then you should drop it afterwards. So yes, you DO and SHOULD gain weight, you’re just not supposed to KEEP it. But it’s true that your hips permanently expand a bit (provided you don’t get a c-section).

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  38. STINK | February 3, 2009 at 6:48 am

    If she’s a witch she can touch my dowsing rod any time

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  39. haha | February 3, 2009 at 7:43 am

    she’s hot, oh and it’s Romijn

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  40. Turd Ferguson | February 3, 2009 at 11:12 am

    She’s rich!
    Its not “impressive” at all.

    She can afford to pay nannies to watch the kids while she works out with personal trainers 8 hours a day and go for her little walks.

    Hell, I was unemployed for a few months and did nothing but mountain bike. I lost 10 lbs the first month. Its not hard.

    Uhhhh…but now I’m working and Im a fat lard again!
    Where’s my bag of Doritos(tm)???

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  41. evan | February 3, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    First

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  42. millimeter tweeter | February 3, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Dropping Stamos has worked wonders. Fuck You, Uncle Jesse!!

    Reply
  43. Johnny B. | February 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Looking a bit porky these days.

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  44. the big kahuna | February 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    two words: mommy tuck

    Reply
  45. micro sd card | May 24, 2010 at 4:45 am

    If she had two fake leopard skin belt around its middle, and his mouth wide open, I would not able to tell her and Jessica Simpson from each other.

    Reply

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