Rebecca Loos is the alleged mistress of David Beckham while he lived in Madrid. She was his personal assistant that supposedly personally assisted him in the pants department for four months. These are some topless shots she recently took for News of the World in order to maintain some form of relevancy. Kudos, it worked. In the meantime, despite the breastyness, she’s not that amazingly attractive of a woman. Then again, if I was alone and the last person I had sex with was Victoria Beckham, I’d totally do that Rebecca chick. Or stick my penis in an electrical socket. Whatever. Either way, I come out ahead – like way ahead. Miles, if you will.
NOTE: First two pics are NSFW because of the aforementioned breastyness.
Photos: News of the World
she’s a real one pose wonder. nice repertoire, honey. get over your cooch tattoo already, its really not that interesting.
Well, at least she has nice nipples . . .
She was said to have a personal account on ‘BillionaireCupid.co m’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
I’d cut her head off and jam my hate log down her throbbing esophagus. I would then anal fist her corpse and eat the remains.
#49,
Does that mean you have 2 penises? Odd. You should work in a carnival. My uncle had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.
Fuck, I’m starting to repeat jokes I made from the first time I arrived at this place.
@47 – good work and your point is well taken.
I guess I don’t get why these world class whore magnets would “allegedly” sport fuck the ugly when actual hot women would line up in droves to drop their panties for them.
Those are obviously implants. She should have done her face though.
Her= whore. Beckham never fucked her.
Someday, if I’m a good girl, I’ll get me some Becks though.
I want me some David Beckham. He’s hot as hell.
She’s a fake ass chick. He likes Victoria, who looks like a nasty doll, so he must have horrible taste. I still want me some Becks though.
Eh. Her tits are awesome, but blah on the face
she reminds me of johanna from the real world on mtv. sick
What a dogface. Woof.
But that’s why doggystyle was invented. Hold onto those splendid funbags and ride that butterfaced bitch from behind until kingdom come.
The implants were a good start. Now she needs to take it further. I’d like to take her to the Build-A-Bitch workshop and make a few modifications.
#58 well your name must be pot cause you just tried to call the kettle black. becks is a married man and will stay that way. your insisting you’ll “get some” of him, a married man, makes you a whore. lucky you, i just happen to love whores. can i get your #? no spouse, no guilt !
@22. Vicky never needs to worry. She has a penis!
EWW, she has SLOPPY TITS, I’m a titty girl but I’m not all about these ones! Give me some SCARLET JO JO TITTIES!!!!!!!
#65 – God did not intend for you to be sexually attracted to another girl, so we don’t care what you think of this woman’s breasts.
Because she’s so conceited about her tits, I’d ignore them completely and fuck her in the ass. But because her ass is so flat and shapeless, I’d pull out and make her taste it.
Okay….what the FUCK happened to the REAL Superficial writer???? Whoever has been writing for the past week or so is NOT the same person as before, and absolutely sucks. He/She tries to copy the old Superficial Writer’s style and fails miserably every time. The resulting posts end up reading like parodies. BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL SUPERFICIAL WRITER!!! The new one is a fraud and I no longer have any reason to visit this site….the funnyness was the only thing I visited for.
#66 – Haha… GREAT point!
Hmm, at least they’re real. I’ll give her +1 for that. How I hate fake tittied bitches.
You can see it, can’t you? She’s kind of like the anti-Posh. Nice and cushy, lots to grab onto, regular chick hair, seems to smile a lot. Very different from the Tangerine colored swizzle stick.
Why….why has no one mentioned the cellulite-iness that is her thighs (fourth pic)? Where’s the eye bleach?!
exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?
I mean duh
Victoria can look like a robot a bit or an alien, i think she’s still sexier than this girl. She only got a big breast and that’s it…
With, you have the lust, the reputation, the love, and she’s kind of beautiful!
AND SHE WAS A SPICE GIRLS!!!
Spice girls = Sexy and cool!
David did the worst thing in his life when he got a mistress.
I know it’s more exciting than masturbation, but seriously, he was a married man!
and….eee…..BRITNEY IS THE BEST :D
Oh, and by the way – Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.
I’m old, I’m high, I’m single and desperate and I’ll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it’s whatever you want to call it.
Now that we’re past that…
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.
i guess the rumors are true there he is in the first pic
i guess the rumors are true there he is in the first pic
@35 – yeah asshole way to post a link that doesn’t come up! Wooooo Hooooo you really PROVED your point there PIGSHIT FUCKBRAIN – pathetic – most likely a man!
Nice rack…I’d definitely pummel it.
Hey, Frist, you better watch out!
Il tell you that it’s no coincidence between Mars being a planet and the Egyptians having intercourse — excuse me: Arabs; Demascus; intergalactic alien hybrid space-sailors. Ya’ know, All that first-rate science stuff.
Genesis: the begining. Yeah, think about that.
I am still awake. My goddamn 220 volt vibrator short circuited last night (man I was wet – no not naturally, a woman my age uses lots of lube and in my case I use sour cream because I eat it afterwards)! I singed what little remaining gray pubes I had. Now the first thing you see between my dimpled chafing thighs is a monstous bald gray patchy clit. Damn I am never gonna get laid now.
I am so lonely that once in a whore, especially during holiday seasons like christmas, I will stuff my shirts with padding just to simulate pregnancy so I look like I have a husband.and a family on the way! Love! Although I know that if someone ever knocked my up they would never stay and I would be a single Mom.
I have a zoo of pets, a few I hump. I gerbil, bathe with my rabbit, of course I have a few dogs (my favorite position AND theirs!), ant farms to help clean my kitchen counters and do you count yeast as pets?
Wow! He doesn’t like his women good looking, does he? And yes, they’re fake. Implants should only fool 14 year old virgins, so it’s pretty sad that people are actually asking the question.
Thanks, #81. Finally. REAL humor. I guffawed. Much-needed & appreciated.
GET A NEW POST UP, FOR BUTTAFUCO’S SAKE…
Yours untruly,
F.
THAT IS NOT DAVID BECKHAM — he has tatoos all up his RIGHT arm. This biatch’s got the WRONG GUY??
She apparently smiled too much for Beckham… he prefers his bitches to have that, “who the hell stuck this hot pepper up my ass?” look.
Nothing like some implants early in the morning.
would someone please revoke this limey skank’s 15 Minutes Of Fame Card post haste. thanks.
#48
….damn it!
What s with Beckham banging ugly chicks? That have ugly implants! Actually hers don’t look to bad compared to Mrs Beckham.
The guy in the first photo is Matthew Ridge – ex Rugby League player and tv ‘celebrity’ here in NZ. LooMat as they were dubbed were all the big news for a while, mile high club and all that, but she took off back overseas for another reality show and that was the end of that!
good lockin send potos
does anyone thinks she looks asian??? and are u sure they are fake tits?
you stupid idiot hes married and has 3 KIDS!!!!!!!
you stupid idiot hes married and has 3 KIDS!!!!!!!
THAT BITCH IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, THAT HOE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS CUMMED ALL OVER HER UGLY ASS FACE. THAT BITCH IS NOT FAMOUS SHE WISH SHE WAS WITH HER BITCH ASS. AND IF DAVID BECKHAM DID FUCK HER HE WAS DESPERATE, HELL I WOULD FUCK MYSELF BEFORE I FUCK THAT WOLF PUSSY BITCH!!! FUCK THAT SLUT WITH HER FAKE ASS TITTIES!!!
THAT BITCH IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, THAT HOE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS CUMMED ALL OVER HER UGLY ASS FACE. THAT BITCH IS NOT FAMOUS SHE WISH SHE WAS WITH HER BITCH ASS. AND IF DAVID BECKHAM DID FUCK HER HE WAS DESPERATE, HELL I WOULD FUCK MYSELF BEFORE I FUCK THAT WOLF PUSSY BITCH!!! FUCK THAT SLUT WITH HER FAKE ASS TITTIES!!!
THAT BITCH IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, THAT HOE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS CUMMED ALL OVER HER UGLY ASS FACE. THAT BITCH IS NOT FAMOUS SHE WISH SHE WAS WITH HER BITCH ASS. AND IF DAVID BECKHAM DID FUCK HER HE WAS DESPERATE, HELL I WOULD FUCK MYSELF BEFORE I FUCK THAT WOLF PUSSY BITCH!!! FUCK THAT SLUT WITH HER FAKE ASS TITTIES!!!
well for one i think she is hot all you guys giving it large are full of shit if she tapped you up you would fuck her