Rebecca Loos hopes these will jog your memory

The Superficial / March 10, 2008

Rebecca Loos is the alleged mistress of David Beckham while he lived in Madrid. She was his personal assistant that supposedly personally assisted him in the pants department for four months. These are some topless shots she recently took for News of the World in order to maintain some form of relevancy. Kudos, it worked. In the meantime, despite the breastyness, she’s not that amazingly attractive of a woman. Then again, if I was alone and the last person I had sex with was Victoria Beckham, I’d totally do that Rebecca chick. Or stick my penis in an electrical socket. Whatever. Either way, I come out ahead – like way ahead. Miles, if you will.

NOTE: First two pics are NSFW because of the aforementioned breastyness.