“Over there, captain! I can almost see my sense of shame!”
Rebecca Gayheart was spotted topless with her husband, Eric Dane, on a chartered yacht during their vacation in Porto Cervo. Which might actually be exciting if she was hot or if I knew who the hell she was. Or if she was juggling live rattlesnakes. Because, really, that’s all I’m looking for in my topless celebrity shots. Live rattlesnake juggling.
Most of these are NSFW.
UPDATE: Apparently in 2001, this Rebecca Gayheart character ran over and killed a 9-year-old boy. So, uh, that’s horribly morbid.
Z | July 2, 2007 at 2:20 pm
first dammit!!
Zeuz | July 2, 2007 at 2:20 pm
FRIST
Z | July 2, 2007 at 2:20 pm
she’s aight tho
Zeuz | July 2, 2007 at 2:21 pm
almost first!!
Kris | July 2, 2007 at 2:21 pm
So close to first. Lol. J/K.
She ran over a kid in the ninety’s.
veggi | July 2, 2007 at 2:23 pm
another “who the fuck is this?” picture. Great.
boogmeister1 | July 2, 2007 at 2:25 pm
How that dude isn’t walking around with a constant hardon is beyond me!! She has great tits! And, she’s not bad on the eyes either.
justin | July 2, 2007 at 2:26 pm
felicity??
Chris | July 2, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Harry Pits….YIKES
VeryLiberating.com | July 2, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Man, that must be Liberating!
http://www.veryliberating.com
TheRage | July 2, 2007 at 2:27 pm
wasn’t she the Clearasil (sp?) chick from way back when? and possibly was on 90210? yeah, i’m lame.
rat_whisprrrr | July 2, 2007 at 2:28 pm
She was the crazy bitch in “Urban Legands”
jrzmommy | July 2, 2007 at 2:28 pm
She’s another expert Celebutard Driver:
On 13 June 2001, Gayheart struck and killed nine-year-old Jorge Cruz Jr. as he crossed a Los Angeles-area street. According to the police report, the child was walking home from school and crossed the street. While several cars stopped to let him go, Gayheart swerved around them and into a two-way left-turn lane, striking the boy. Her attorney, Steven Lerman, subsequently admitted Gayheart had been using a cell phone during impact
jrzmommy | July 2, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Oh, and this too….
Later that year, she flipped a rental car into two parked cars with her father commenting that, “I’ve told my wife not to let her drive any more
Luker | July 2, 2007 at 2:30 pm
She was best known as the Noxema Clear Skin girl back in the early nineties.
Oh and then there’s this little thing:
On 13 June 2001, Gayheart struck and killed nine-year-old Jorge Cruz Jr. as he crossed a Los Angeles-area street. According to the police report, the child was walking home from school and crossed the street. While several cars stopped to let him go, Gayheart swerved around them and into a two-way left-turn lane, striking the boy. Her attorney, Steven Lerman, subsequently admitted Gayheart had been using a cell phone during impact. (Wikipedia)
jrzmommy | July 2, 2007 at 2:33 pm
but she never went to jail for that. Not to defend Skank Hilton, but………
Sydney Bristol | July 2, 2007 at 2:33 pm
#11 you’re right, as is #5.
I like these pics. Good publicity stunt to help boost her subpar career.
Milandir | July 2, 2007 at 2:37 pm
She’s hot, and a performer of vehicular homicide!
BB | July 2, 2007 at 2:37 pm
That kid in pic 12 looks like he wants to nurse.
Milandir | July 2, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Dude, I want to nurse
PAUL | July 2, 2007 at 2:40 pm
SHAME ON YOU, girl!!! You kill a boy and now this??
Texas Tranny | July 2, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Oh yes, going to be a hot load in my pretty panties (red with black lace trim) now.
HuzaaNations | July 2, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Not Hot??? Are you kidding me Superfish…this Baby is smokin. I’d def pee in her butt.
theredsnapper | July 2, 2007 at 2:43 pm
what a cunt.. some one should run her zit faced ass over… reverse then back over again.. repeat..
Anexio | July 2, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I thought she was hot until I read #13, then my boner turned into “flaccid fred”.
veggi | July 2, 2007 at 2:45 pm
@23- That’s fucking disgusting. And your link sucks too.
jrzmommy | July 2, 2007 at 2:46 pm
There’s this picture of britney spears on socialitelife.com and holy shit, I’m sitting there trying to figure out who the big fat guy is and what does he have to do with Britney Spears and her mom….but then I’m like, HOLY FUCK–That IS Britney Spears. Good god. You have to look. Hopefully this will get you there….’
http://socialitelife.com/2007/07/02/britneys_mom_is_fine.php
Jules | July 2, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Rebecca Gayhart….was in that Movie Jawbreaker..back in the day..u know the one where Rose McGowan pops that creepy dude (played by Marilyn Manson) in the dead girls bed in order to fake like the girl was raped and killed..when in actuality they stuck a jawbreaker in her mouth as a “joke” and she died… cmon u remember her she played Julie (not to well i might add) and was the only “good girl” in the movie.. yea ok so it went straight to DVD and didnt make any money in the theaters… it was still ok lol/
leelee | July 2, 2007 at 2:53 pm
oh my god— Do these celebs have no shame??
Eric Dane topless, I never thought I’d see the day where he would stoop so low in order to get attention.
I’m shocked, simply shocked!
veggi | July 2, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Oh my fucking eyes, Jrz!
Mike | July 2, 2007 at 2:58 pm
“if she was hot”? They don’t come much hotter than this.
Jimbo | July 2, 2007 at 2:59 pm
What is with the hand shit in the car?
MD | July 2, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I remember her from a showtimoriginal that lasted 2 years called Dead Like Me. They killed her charecter during the first season after the insident where she ran over a 9 year old. She was good but it was early in the show and you only really got to like her charecter during the episode they killed her in. Kinda wish she would come back and do something else that was good.
Doomhammer | July 2, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hey, lay off. Even psycho homicidal driving bitches like this one need cock to. Id step up and give it to her without hesitation.
Then Id bust a nut in her eyes and say “that ones for you Jorge!”
Wanky | July 2, 2007 at 3:03 pm
she played a blind girl on nip/tuck for a couple episodes…..she gots a nice body
Boomhauer | July 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
stupidgirldontknowhowtodrive
hopeshegetsasunburnonhertatas
thatllteachher
Aerial | July 2, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Im pretty sure she played in the first season of Dead Like Me. Man shes cute.
Alice | July 2, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Why do you blur the boobs? is it a website for 5 years olds? You should take a look at the French People magazine! You would be scared with all the boobs you’d see! this part of the body is completely natural in France, you see them everywhere on the beach.. It’s just some skin, stop being so prudish!!
jrzmommy | July 2, 2007 at 3:13 pm
“you see them everywhere on the beach….”
like seashells?
adena | July 2, 2007 at 3:18 pm
She was the Noxema girl. I guess i’m the right age to remember this. That’s what I always called her. Then she was in a few movies (Urban Legands, Jawbreaker,
Scream 2 etc) and Dead Like Me.
I never really liked her, but she was good in Dead Like Me.
adena | July 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
She was the Noxema girl. I guess i’m the right age to remember this. That’s what I always called her. Then she was in a few movies (Urban Legands, Jawbreaker,
Scream 2 etc) and Dead Like Me.
I never really liked her, but she was good in Dead Like Me.
havoc | July 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Nobody cares about a bunch cheese eating surrender monkey’s tits…..
Ava | July 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
As a teen, she was the Noxema Girl. She’s actually pretty, just not with hair pulled back.
biff spiffington | July 2, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Dead Like Me….like who? Little Jorge?
Adena | July 2, 2007 at 3:21 pm
eh sorry about posting that twice.
Mr. Black | July 2, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Gross tits, and a baby murderer to boot. No more of this bitch, until she gets a boob job at least!
veggi | July 2, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I woulda pegged her husband as gay.
born2expire | July 2, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Wow, do none of you people not remeber celebs for more then 2 years?
She was Dylan McKay’s wife on 90210, she was the Noxzema girl and she was also #1 on Maxium’s 100 hottest list in like ’99.
Jimbo | July 2, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Hey Veggie you like McSteamy?
wedgeone | July 2, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Nice nips, but those jugs need to be a bit bigger in order for the proportions to be correct.