Rebecca Romijn Needs Shorter Shorts and Other News

February 16th, 2011 // 41 Comments

- Nicole Richie giving advice to Charlie Sheen is about as ridiculous as… [Popeater]

Charlie Sheen giving advice to Lindsay Lohan. [Starpulse]

- Marcia Clark‘s cleavage is happening. [Dlisted]

- Sarah McDowd is our sincerest apology. [Heavy]

- Justin Timberlake hates gays and band camp. [Lainey Gossip]

- This is why you don’t let Jesse James bring his camcorder to the food court. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Aletta Ocean understands the subtleties and nuance of self-promotion. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So does Trina. [Bossip]

- Flava Flav wants to go back to high school. [BuzzFeed]

- Jersey Shore’s Angelina got engaged. [TooFab]

- Kate Moss is also marriage material. [Celebslam]

- Why Sports Are Cool [theCHIVE]

- Except, no, wait, this is why. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Black

    I now h8 timberlake

  2. DKNY

    I think what you mean is Rebecca Romijn needs no shorts.

  3. Silvio Burlisconni

    what he means is the paps didn’t do their job and take an ass shot. FAIL. Since I am in a giving mood, here you go

  4. Ed

    What she needs is a good spanking for leaving the house like that.

  5. Carolyn

    Why is her face so fat?

  6. Wai Long Peen

    She needs my face in her ass cleavage.

  7. jojo

    I think Rebecca got those shorts from John Stamos in the divorce.

  8. Marco

    And not a single ass-shot in the bunch.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Why did Huey Lewis start playing my head when I looked at Jerry O?

  10. what she needs is bbq sauce for them chicken legs

  11. She looks like she just ate a whole lemon. And is also allergic to said lemon.

  12. Black

    Charlie Sheen giving advice to Lohan….
    “We are all friend in this. Ya’ see Lindsay… Hit it Whitney.”
    It’s the circle of craaaaaaaacccckkk-heads
    and it ruins us aaaaallllllll
    As we get through our shooooowwwss
    Or be a famewhooooooooorrre
    Till we find our place
    next door to our ex-girlfriends (or, in a mansion full of hoes)
    It’s the ciiiiiirrrrcle
    The circle of Craaaaaakkk-


    Quick someone, work on a Hakuna Ma-craka

  13. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    yummy legs….

  14. jake_ryan

    Look at Jerry O’Connell, he even photobombs his own wife.

  15. LJ

    Not bad for a 38 year old woman with twins.

  16. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell
    Commented on this photo:

    this guy looks like Charlie Sheen

  17. Gina Girl

    Short shorts, Jerry!

  18. Banjo

    Why is there a midget in the background?

  19. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, can her shorts get any shorter without her labia hanging out?

  20. I thought it was bad when she was “Stamosed”, but I looks like you never bounce back from a good “O’Connelling”.

  21. the captain

    her legs aren’t american.

  22. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell
    Commented on this photo:

    hmm, i think that’s swimsuit bottoms not shorts. :)

  23. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell
    Commented on this photo:

    just saw the yoga mat,

    maybe not swimsuit but yoga pants.

  24. Carolyn

    She’s carrying a mat. Those are probably workout clothes.

  25. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell
    Commented on this photo:

    THANKS for not taking pictures of her from the back. I really wanted to see short shorts from a front angle.

  26. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell
    George Sharpe
    Commented on this photo:

    No a** shots? I am canceling my subscription!

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