Rebecca Romijn Needs Shorter Shorts and Other News

- Nicole Richie giving advice to Charlie Sheen is about as ridiculous as… [Popeater]

Charlie Sheen giving advice to Lindsay Lohan. [Starpulse]

- Marcia Clark’s cleavage is happening. [Dlisted]

- Sarah McDowd is our sincerest apology. [Heavy]

- Justin Timberlake hates gays and band camp. [Lainey Gossip]

- This is why you don’t let Jesse James bring his camcorder to the food court. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Aletta Ocean understands the subtleties and nuance of self-promotion. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So does Trina. [Bossip]

- Flava Flav wants to go back to high school. [BuzzFeed]

- Jersey Shore’s Angelina got engaged. [TooFab]

- Kate Moss is also marriage material. [Celebslam]

- Why Sports Are Cool [theCHIVE]

- Except, no, wait, this is why. [Bleacher Report]

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