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I now h8 timberlake
It’s official the photographer is gay.
I think what you mean is Rebecca Romijn needs no shorts.
what he means is the paps didn’t do their job and take an ass shot. FAIL. Since I am in a giving mood, here you go http://www.mxkc.com/images/rebecca_romijn_ass.jpg
What she needs is a good spanking for leaving the house like that.
agreed
Why is her face so fat?
I was wondering the same thing. Her face looks bloated. Could just be her without make up.
her face is fat so it matches her thighs. her lips are fat for an entirely different reason, however.
She’s 30 lbs over her prime.
She needs my face in her ass cleavage.
I think Rebecca got those shorts from John Stamos in the divorce.
And not a single ass-shot in the bunch.
That’s exactly what I was going to say
Why did Huey Lewis start playing my head when I looked at Jerry O?
Because you’re an 80s douche bag.
@Deacon…yep…Marty wants his vest back
The 80s rocked Wai! Go fuck yourself!
what she needs is bbq sauce for them chicken legs
Someone had to say it. What happened? She used to look good; must’ve been the movie magic.
She looks like she just ate a whole lemon. And is also allergic to said lemon.
Charlie Sheen giving advice to Lohan….
“We are all friend in this. Ya’ see Lindsay… Hit it Whitney.”
It’s the circle of craaaaaaaacccckkk-heads
and it ruins us aaaaallllllll
As we get through our shooooowwwss
Or be a famewhooooooooorrre
Till we find our place
next door to our ex-girlfriends (or, in a mansion full of hoes)
It’s the ciiiiiirrrrcle
The circle of Craaaaaakkk-
HEADS
;p
Quick someone, work on a Hakuna Ma-craka
yummy legs….
Look at Jerry O’Connell, he even photobombs his own wife.
Paps were goin’ for the ass shot of the midget…Jerry and co. photobombed THAT
Not bad for a 38 year old woman with twins.
this guy looks like Charlie Sheen
Short shorts, Jerry!
Why is there a midget in the background?
lol
Um, can her shorts get any shorter without her labia hanging out?
I thought it was bad when she was “Stamosed”, but I looks like you never bounce back from a good “O’Connelling”.
her legs aren’t american.
EAT FAT, DO NOT SPORT, BE LAZY & DON’T SHIT!!
Aye, aye, Captain Hindgrinder!
hmm, i think that’s swimsuit bottoms not shorts. :)
just saw the yoga mat,
maybe not swimsuit but yoga pants.
She’s carrying a mat. Those are probably workout clothes.
wow your powers of observation are mind-boggling.
She forgot “water is wet” and “humans need air to live”.
THANKS for not taking pictures of her from the back. I really wanted to see short shorts from a front angle.
No a** shots? I am canceling my subscription!