Remember Rebecca Gayheart? She’s In A Bikini

August 20th, 2013 // 17 Comments

It’s been over four years since Rebecca Gayheart has been on the site, and wow, my writing really hasn’t improved since then. *rereads Elmore Leonard’s life’s work, sobs* Anyway, here she is in a bikini and not murdering a child with her car while tweaked off her face. Which is cool, too, I guess. If you’re into that.

Photos: DOBN/AKM-GSI

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  1. Rebecca Gayheart Bikini Eric Dane
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    OH WOW!!! She’s extremely beautiful!!!

  2. Rebecca Gayheart Bikini Eric Dane
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    OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Rebecca Gayheart Bikini Eric Dane
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    MY GOODNESS!!!!

  4. The Illuminati Did It

    That kid better watch out. Mommy’s got a new Range Rover.

  5. Echo5

    Uhhhh hu-huh-huh. Gayheart.
    “They may take our right to marry, but they will never take OUR ANAL BEADS!”

  6. ruckus

    It’s got to be weird when your toddler weighs more then you.

  7. Yes, I remember this be-otch killing a poor kid with her car. She couldn’t wait 5 seconds behind a line of other cars that were all waiting for the kid to cross the street. So she zooms out in front, in a typically douchebag maneuver, and hits the kid. Used to be hot but now she’s a douchebag road killer in my mind.

  8. Yeah lady, if the car in front of you puts on their brakes there is probably a reason. And you then should not just speed right around them only to find you just killed the very thing they were stopping for. I fucking hate ignorant selfish drivers like her.

    • Sadly, all she got was the celebrity conviction: a slap on the wrist and couple hours of community service. Then she was on to her next crappy show or movie that no one ever watched.

      • Well, we can take solace in the fact that since her career is in the crapper, she is likely viewing any and all internet content with her name attached…thus reading the following words…You Rebecca Gayheart are still a murdering cunt, enjoy the beach!

      • …don’t forget, she celebrated by having a hot-tub-threesome that was caught on video. (and not nearly dirty enough to be forgivable)

  9. Rebecca Gayheart Bikini Eric Dane
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    Baby #3?

  10. alex

    They paid out HUGE money to the family to make her vehicular murder rap go away. Can’t get past it. She’s a stunner and a piece of shit that should not be anywhere remotely close to a beach….unless its at Rikers or Alcatraz.

  11. Rebecca Gayheart Bikini Eric Dane
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    She still looks pretty damn good.

  12. Rebecca Gayheart Bikini Eric Dane
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    I knew I should have stuck with the frontal shots, damn…

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