‘Real Housewives’ Taylor Armstrong’s Husband Killed Himself

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong filed for divorce from her husband Russell Armstrong last month which was quickly followed by reports from the cast and crew that he beat her. Well, look who’s laughing now, suckers! TMZ reports:

Our sources say Armstrong hanged himself. He was found hanging in his bedroom on Mulholland Drive.
We’re told L.A. City Fire Department arrived at his home and pronounced him dead at 8:16 PM Monday. Sources say a roommate found Russell and called 911.

What disturbs me the most about this story is that this guy probably hung himself because he realized he lives in a soulless, materialistic hell comprised of rich plastic women manufacturing drama because they have nothing better to do. But thanks to the history of abuse coming out, people will just assume it’s that. (And maybe all this financial stuff.) But, not to make light of domestic violence, for all we know, maybe she accidentally startled him in the middle of the night with that face. I’d probably start swinging and pissing myself, too. “ZOMBIES! They’re zombies in the house! Honey, get the kids out! *turns on lights* Oh, there you are. Did you hear me about the zomb- Ahhh shit.”

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