Reading is Fundamental

September 7th, 2010 // 127 Comments
Snooki

WHEN Bilbo Baggins isn’t battling Smaug on his quest to the Lonely Mountain, he enjoys a good read atop the many ponies afford by the Shire. You, too, can pick up a book and go wherever your imagination takes you! — Or smell like someone dropped a jar of Vlasics in a condom factory. Seriously, I can’t be the only one smelling that… Oh, right, inspire the children. GOOO BOOKS! (I’m losing consciousness.)

Photo: Splash News


  1. just lookin

    you just posted the same exact thing on the pics of J-WOWW.

  2. just lookin

    what exactly makes them thugs? i havent seen them do a single thing that would actually classify them as thugs.

  3. Burt

    A great deal of these “laws” contradict one another. In other words, the book isn’t as ”heady” as you think.

  4. Amy

    She’s probably like Lauren Conrad in the episode of Family Guy.

  5. jennyjenjen

    Agreed, the book is hardly heady. More an interesting history book.

  6. Bryan

    Daniel Tosh is a comedic genius? Wow. That’s so funny YOU may be a comedic genius.

  7. khephran

    I believe so.

  8. Jakester

    Seriously. This is a bullshit posed picture, she threw on glasses, picked up a book to look smart and went out into public. Sites like this posting this kind of SHIT is what allows talentless fat cunts to earn far more money than they deserve.

  9. grobpilot

    We already idolize those who have a history of stealing cars, dealing drugs, gang-banging, whoring, etc… Look at just about any rapper. Damn near every one of them has a record and accompanying jail time

  10. Crabby Old Guy

    Blank – you are spot on. And be careful with your “ideas” on that last post – because you just KNOW that some weasel in Hollywood will think, “Hmm…tracking a pedophile who works in a daycare center…that’s GENIUS!” -and there’s your new show on Bravo or MTV (god, I miss the days of Martha Quinn!).

  11. Esoteric

    I am!

    Thanks so much for noticing :-) my day is complete now.

  12. Cameo

    Actually, its those of us actually reading these articles and taking the time to post about them afterward. The press would stop posting these if we would stop looking at and commenting on them. Obviously we are unable to do so.

  13. Vito

    How can you say she’s a “talentless fat cunt”? Why she’s…well, I hear she has…wait a sec…she really could be…ummmmm.

    Never mind. You’re right!

  14. blank

    @ Samjo I am no fan of most rap… honestly I think rap died years ago, But at least, those fuckers have to right some shit down, and if they don’t write their own shit then at the very least they have to rap it. What I am saying is they have to earn their keep. Fucking tools like snookie and the rest, dont do ANYTHING… I mean for fuck sakes even the whole premise of the show is based on nothing.

    “Snookie, you are a fat ugly pig, with no talent, no skill, no education and your annoying… we would like to follow you around with a camera, make you famous and give you huge cash checks every week”

    How does this happen?

  15. WonderWoman

    Ugh, I can’t stand rap. It is materialistic garbage. The only songs I ever like that have rap in them are those about something meaning such as domestic violence and child abuse. “Booty chatter” is made for losers without a drop self-respect. The video whores are just a skip and a hop away doing porn…smh.

  16. WonderWoman

    @WonderWoman “…away [from] doing porn…smh”
    EDIT: Typo.

  17. Vito

    You better watch your ass before the DEA comes crashing through your front door.

  18. blank

    lmao you are so right… wonder what they will call it?

  19. Vito

    Burma Shave

  20. IbdaJudge

    My little Punkin is almost nine, and even she know a fat useless cunt when she see’s one!

  21. Doc Schweinstrudel

    that’s how you potty train them

  22. IbdaJudge

    Fucking genius Crusty!

  23. IbdaJudge

    Not enough, just destroy the motherfucker and put up a small cross in it’s place.

  24. Mohammed's Taint

    That was photoshopped, moron

  25. Lima

    Sorry Selvero, My written English is terrible. English is not my mother tongue and I never had lessons. Where I live nobody speaks English, since the main languages are different.

    You are so right, I have to stop feeling sorry for people like her.

    We are a minority that supports artists with talent, even MTV, follows the path of the trash tv, most times.

  26. AdanRyder

    Metal is the Jersey Shore of music.

  27. AdanRyder

    They only like her because she looks like a total prostitute. She’s just so….GUIDO

  28. Johnny

    You sir owe me a new keyboard! I LOL’d my drink on it!

  29. annon

    im impressed i would figure that would colapse who knew a childs toy could hold up a bus

  30. thg

    Agreed. While the bashing is entertaining and usually spot on a majority of it is nerds trying to make funny comments.

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