Ray Rice Suspended From The NFL ‘Indefinitely’

As part of a coordinated effort to make both organizations look like they’ve never seen the video of him knocking out his fiance until today (which contradicts several reports), the Baltimore Ravens officially cut Ray Rice while the NFL has suspended him indefinitely because, again, the elevator video is really that bad, and even worse, that woman’s probably going to be dead after this. What’s important is everybody eventually did the right thing after they all got caught letting a domestic abuser continue to make them millions of dollars while getting rich himself in the process. Because, honestly, the NFL didn’t have to do jackshit and it would’ve kept on chugging along, so you can either consider that a pat on the back, or me shaking my head and going “goddammit…” It works both ways.

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