That Guy Who Peed On Kanye West’s Wife Kicked The Window Out of A Cop Car

June 2nd, 2014 // 19 Comments
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When we last left Ray J he was writing a song about how he hit Kim Kardashian‘s ass first despite the fact she was still married to her first husband when they made their sex tape, but that’s neither here nor there because he just got arrested over the weekend for refusing to leave a nightclub after accidentally touching a woman’s ass. He, uh, he reacted well. TMZ reports:

The Beverly Hills PD tells us Ray J was in an altercation Friday night at the Beverly Wilshire hotel bar. He somehow made contact with a woman’s butt and that’s why cops were called. They determined it was NOT a sexual battery — the contact was “incidental.”
Apparently Ray J was asked to leave and all was ok, until he got to the valet area, where cops say he became belligerent and then refused drive off.
Hotel security made a citizen’s arrest and BHPD cops obliged and took Ray into custody.
TMZ broke the story … Ray kicked out the back window of the police vehicle and spit in an officer’s face.

Keep in mind, this happened less than a week after Kim’s wedding, so if he was trying to get her attention, maybe try this approach: Ask Kanye if it’s okay to make another sex tape with his wife. Shit, he’d probably say yes. They’re literally his most favorite thing in the world. “Baby, I’mma say this with love, and I know your mom’s ready to film, and your ex boy’s over in the corner gettin’ ready to put his dick in you – Lookin’ hard, J! – but maybe this time… don’t lay there like a dead fish? Think it over, girl, think it over. I love you. YO, ACTION.”

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  1. How does he feel about chainsaws?

  2. anonymous

    I was going to say he should bunk with Chris Brown but it looks like Brown got released early this morning.

  3. “Peeing On Kanye’s Wife” is My Favorite Ride at Disneyland

  4. heheheh

    I am 32 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.
    My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!
    Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.
    My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.
    I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.
    Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.
    I stole $120k from Sonja Norwood’s (Ray J and Brandy’s mother) credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything, but we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of our clothing line is made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip-off from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.
    For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.
    I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.
    I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!
    I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

  5. toitot

    I see Kanye’s cred already slipping…dumb ass

  6. anonym

    I looked at this picture and I thought it was just another black guy.

    Now I see the resemblance to brandy

  7. Fish nailed it. He’s just trying to get some publicity since Kim just got married again.

  8. Truth

    He kind of has a point about the hitting it first thing. He hit it when she was fresh and young and actually pretty fucking hot (i know, hobbit, fat, etc. w/e), Kanye just got the stale leftovers several years later while Kim was approaching her late 20s. Of course Ray J wasn’t her actual “first,” we’re talking about Kim Kardashian here.

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    He was great as Bubba in Forrest Gump.

    Top notch.

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
    Mark Thompson
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    Is Vegas taking bets on this marriage, because I would bet < 2 years.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    If your girlfriend only fucked her last two quickie husbands, in divorce court; If her only known hobbies are shopping, vacationing and plastic surgery; If she’s never held down a real job in her ENTIRE life… then guess what ya moron?! you’re dating a GOLD DIGGER!

    Kanye really should give his back catalog a listen every once and a while :/

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    At least she’s got a nice pair of tits. And nothing else.

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    “C’mon, take the shot already. I gotta pee.”

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    “Oh my gawd…you mean to tell me that I’ve been walking around all damn day with my side boob hanging out. Why didn’t someone tell me…?”

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
    Grundle Scrubber
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    And in news that surprised absolutely no one…

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    OMG!! Can’t the media ever get it right? The headline “Kim Kardashian’s Hugh Breasts Hanging out of Her Tank Top” is completely misleading. It should read “Kim Kardashian’s Hugh Breasts Popping out of Her Tank Top”

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