Rare Christina Hendricks Playboy Photos

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2011

Presumably to teach Spider-Man that the Internet is reserved for breasts and intercourse, Playboy has released rare photos of Christina Hendricks from the July 1999 issue (above). Except I can’t help but notice something seems off. Gigantically off. Like I’m finding out Santa Claus isn’t real, but it’s giving me an erection. That can’t be healthy.

*fondles a wreath*

Photos: Playboy, WireImage