Rare Christina Hendricks Playboy Photos

January 13th, 2011 // 165 Comments

Presumably to teach Spider-Man that the Internet is reserved for breasts and intercourse, Playboy has released rare photos of Christina Hendricks from the July 1999 issue (above). Except I can’t help but notice something seems off. Gigantically off. Like I’m finding out Santa Claus isn’t real, but it’s giving me an erection. That can’t be healthy.

*fondles a wreath*

Photos: Playboy, WireImage

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  1. garret

    So Hefner not only predicted big tits McGee but the Jersey Shore too?

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    Kitty Furry
    Commented on this photo:

    BUTTERFACE!!

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    Heather
    Commented on this photo:

    While it is a possibility that they are natural and got MUCH bigger due to the weight she put on, it’s not a solid truth for all women. Just because someone gains or looses wight does not mean her boobs will get huge or tiny. I have gained 20 lbs, and then lost 15, and unfortunately my boobs remained the same huge size all through it. Even after consulting a plastic surgeon (to find out my options as far as reductions go) i was told loosing more weight would do nothing, as i do not store fat in my breast tissue, that they are 100% glandular, and the only thing to change their size would be surgery.

    I think a lot of celbs hide behind what is considered this golden rule that weight gain/birth control/”that time of the month” whatever else will make their breasts look much larger, when in reality, theyve had a boob job.

    • Rose

      I think it’s different for everyone. I am currently 5’2, 120 lbs, and have 34d’s naturally. When I was 136 lbs (a 16 lb difference, probably less than the amt of weight Ms. Hendricks, being much taller, seems to have put on), I had 34dd’s that barely fit in most 34dd bras. Then again, when I was 113 lbs, I had 34c’s. I’m not for or against breast augmentation, have no real opinion regarding whether Ms. Hendricks really had surgery, but would just like to put in my own two cents based on personal experience. FLuctuations in cup size owing to weight is very real. I mean, in the course of a month, water retention could already increase my cup at least half a size. Even being on the pill or off the pill will change breast size. My friend went on the low dose pill and gained one whole cup size.

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    Mysterion
    Commented on this photo:

    block her breast with your hand and look at her face… cant be unseen.

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I never could have imagined Christina Hendricks so tanned!

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP DRINKING THE “ORANGE” JUICE!

  7. Gab

    They’re FAKE?!?!!! That’s kinda sad and I don’t know why I care.

  8. Juiol

    She’s fat, now. She wasn’t back then. There isn’t much to debate.

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    FAKE PLASTIC FREAKSHOW!

  10. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Where are all these idiots who said her boobs were real??? FAKE PLASTIC FREAKSHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Demi

    Oh yeah

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    Spongeroll
    Commented on this photo:

    First of all, Christina Hendricks was not extremely skinny in that photo shoot (at least not as skinny as most models nowadays are). Second, she is not extremely fat right now, in fact she’s not fat at all, just a little more plump than most other actresses.
    Conclusion: the weight she’s gained between that playboy shoot and now can’t have been SO MUCH that it made her breasts grow into ridiculously large bowling balls. That’s simply impossible. If that was true, almost all the weight she’s gained must’ve gone straight into her boobs. And I think everyone must agree that’s impossible.
    So the only possible explanation ist that she’s had implants. Maybe the increased weigt also made her boobs grow, but it cant have been that much.
    i wonder why a woman who’s already got nice boos would get implants that make her look like she has ridiculously large balloons stuck on her torso.

    • Alex

      Big boobs make even thin girls look fat. You’re right, she’s not even big. Her her huge implants that make her look fatter than she was in that photo. Otherwise, she’s pretty much the same size.

  13. What she said

    Looks better then. Now they’re ample but meh

  14. Rhialto

    And what’s that clown doing in this picture?

  15. Rhialto

    The date for a good outside photoshoot needs a good weather forecast. Turns out that the guy in front is just a shorty. I guess it’s all about the angles.

  16. Nero

    Everything looks different in horizontal position.

  17. Galtacticus

    Long legs does make people look taller as well …

  18. bimbamboing

    There’s an evolutionary theory about humans puting a lot of energy in the develope of their brains. And that’s why most animals can run faster and jump higher.

  19. Joey

    I’m gonna sue her for false advertising.

    And no wonder Playboy is going bankrupt. WTF

  20. Uncle Schmucky

    She’s a card carrying member of the itty bitty titty committee

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    Naz
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Jerry O’Connell photobombing again?

  22. Deacon Jones

    Hmmm

    I guess this throws the whole “Oh YoU GOOO GURLL!, YoU GoTz CURvesss!” routine out the fucking window.

  23. HAH!!

    So she got implants because she turned into a fucking fat ass!! Wow, can someone get any more pathetic??

  24. Rhialto

    Christina Hendricks has gotten heavier but did she got implants? I doubt it but maybe it’s true.

  25. Galtacticus

    Boobs and noobs are excellent to store excessive fat. But ofcourse this is still Hollywood.

  26. bimbamboing

    Is that girl in the middle Katy Perry? Aha, now we know.

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    Fraser
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that his natural complexion or is he an abuser of sunbeds?
    He reminds me of a male Donatella Versace.

  28. Christina Hendricks Playboy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s talked about starving herself when she was a model. Stop doing that and you go back to a normal weight. Not everyone with huge tits buys them. Some of us are just blessed/burdened with them.

  29. Galtacticus

    That must be one lucky dude.

  30. southernchick

    Nothing off here, just another young actress who thought she had to starve herself to make it in Hollywood. Some ladies are lucky, cheeseburgers go straight to their T&A. Now that she’s (clearly) healthy and confident, everybody wins!

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    Mel
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gonna continue to not believe they’re fake. Her weight did change and for some people it goes different places.. I personally only gained 10 pounds once.. and everyone thought I got a boob job. It was that much of a difference. So it is possible. She also does some extreme pushing up with the clothes she wears.

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    JP
    Commented on this photo:

    Her head seems too small for her body…it’s strange looking.

  33. Rough leaks on the superficial

    And here I thought Frances Fisher had more class than that…

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    Andriiya
    Commented on this photo:

    Photoshop: HOW DOES IT WORK???

  35. just bitchin

    first off, Christina is NOT fat. She just looks big because of her gigantic jugs. so i make the conclusion that she made a choice to make them that size. ridiculous.

  36. Hoodwinked

    My wife needs the number to her plastic surgeon.

  37. Fucking speedos! How do they work?

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    Commented on this photo:

    I beg to disagree with the “she got implants” craze somewhat.
    Check the cross-section on those things. Those are thin chick big boobs – add some nom, and they will expand into creamy 3D awesomeness.

    • Alex

      Why is it hard for you to believe that celebrities get a ton of plastic surgery? It’s free for them since they can write it off their taxes as a business expense, and they pay a huge amount in taxes. They’d be stupid not to get whatever plastic surgery they’ve always dreamed of since that money is going to be taken out of their paycheck no matter what.

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    eff
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s the push-up bra in the comparison photo that makes her breasts look so much larger than in the playboy shoot. i have a very similar body type, and my breasts look much smaller in a bikini top than when they are boosted up in a push-up bra. we would need to see a picture of Christina in a similar bikini top to really make a comparison to her older photo.

  40. somethingoriginal

    What kind of wizardry is this? This is like finding out that Santa Claus wears a fat suit.

  41. Girl

    Nah- she had implants and got fat. My friend works in costuming for a show she was on- Implants. And apparently, a horrible job.

  42. Johnny Cage

    Is this Playboy or a copy of Vogue?

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    Sacha
    Commented on this photo:

    I think we’re all ignoring the obvious. Why the HELL is there a clown in that photo? What sick fuck would ever jack off to that photo?

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    LOLZ
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you not fail to realize she’s also like six sizes bigger now. It’s well known that girls breasts are the first thing to enlarge when their stomach does. She’s just one of those curvy girls that probably had to starve herself and work her ass off to get into playboy, which cut down on the tits. Or she could have the rare problem of a chest that won’t stop growing, which usually starts during puberty and requires reductions every 5-10 years.

  45. Elizabeth

    i cant believe their fake ! who in their right mind would want breasts that big ? !

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    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Love to give her a pearl necklace.

  47. Will

    Man, some of you really dont know what youre talking about. Look at any recent picture of her. Its obvious her tits arent fake, theyre just pushed up to within an inch of their lives. Look how far up her chest the upper curves of her breasts are, thats the work of a pushup bra. Theyre flattened out from the front and widened out to the tops and sides. You cant really do that with fake tits, theyre not soft enough to mush up that much.

    So yeah, its just the effects of normal weight gain and a really good pushup bra. Yall act like youve never seen a pair of tits before.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      shut up. you are a moron. You were presented with evidence and yet remain in denial grasping on straws with your lame explanation

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

  49. tone

    she has never been skinny but she looked better then than now. Now she is just a big fat cow, with cow udders. She is borderline obese and it is disgusting that this is being appluaded.

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    Niabalski
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh. Yeeeeaahh. You people need to get over it. Who cares what happened to her. You’ll never know the truth so you’re attempts at being right in your boring monologues are pointless.

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