Raquel Rischard & Courtney Compton Are The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.14.14

May 14th, 2014 // 26 Comments

Alright, folks, Photo Boy got sideswiped with a trip to the ER last night, and if you’re unfamiliar with our “process,” he cobbles together The Crap We Missed while I sit here acting like a human PEZ dispenser full of dick jokes. Fortunately, he’ll be back tomorrow, so in the meantime, here’s Courtney Compton being photographed by Raquel Rischard who should really be taking more pictures of herself because GOOD FUCKING GOD. Somebody put that on her tombstone. “GOOD FUCKING GOD.” Wait, why am I using her death to make a compliment? Dammit, this is prom all over again. Mom!

- The Superficial

Photos: FameFlynet

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  1. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, now let’s play hide the camera.

  2. brick

    You know what I hate? Well, a lot of stuff but at the moment I hate beautiful woman with fake tits. I wish fake tits had never been invented. They suck. They look like crap and feel even worse! To the touch I mean. I’m a dude. I wish we could go back in time and kill the dude that invented fake tits. Like in Terminator…that’s the right movie isn’t it?
    Kill the John Connor of fake tits!

  3. Frank Burns

    Get well P. B.! And next time remember that just because the condoms are flavored doesn’t mean they are edible.

  4. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “But how did you get me inside the camera? Let me out! Let me out!”

  5. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    dennis
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    What I imagine Debby Ryan looking like a few years from now after the Mouse kicks her to the curb.

  6. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a photo shoot of a photo shoot. Is this what Abed means when he calls things “meta”?

    #sixseasonsandamovie

  7. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    Randy
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    Yes, this is where I’d like to bury it.

  8. Hey P.B.—glad to hear you’ll be back tomorrow, which implies it’s nothing too bad.

  9. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    Randy
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    The cacti agree, you are hot.

  10. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
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    -M-i-n-d- Load = Blown

  11. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘F… stop … um, is that like the G stop? I mean spot. G-spot. My feet are warm’.

  12. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh. My. God.

  13. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are way too smart for us……..wait……….

  14. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
    Pillsy
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    One Raquel Rischard = three Courtney Comptons or I give up on you guys.

  15. PassingTrue

    If Photoboy’s illness requires a long term substitute, I respectfully suggest that Raquel would be a fine addition to the photo talent.

    (ie. Photoboy is very sick and can’t come to work for several weeks. Signed, His Mom)

  16. Raquel Rischard Courtney Compton Bikini
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    Look at this , this black box took my picture(soul)!

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