Randy Quaid wanted for ‘defrauding innkeepers’

September 24th, 2009 // 26 Comments

Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Eva on charges that the two have been staying at expensive hotels and bailing on the bill. TMZ reports:

There’s an arrest warrant out for the Quaids for allegedly stiffing the San Ysidro Ranch near Santa Barbara out of thousands of bucks. Our sources say the reason there’s a burglary warrant out for them is because cops believe when they rented the hotel room they had the intention of staying without paying — and that fits the definition of burglary.
Our law enforcement sources tell us the reason they believe the Quaids were scamming the San Ysidro Ranch from the get-go is because they have evidence they’ve done it before. Our sources say the Quaids stiffed the uber-ritzy Bel Air Hotel in L.A., among other places.
In addition to burglary, the arrest warrant also lists the felony of defrauding an innkeeper.

“The felony of defrauding an innkeeper?” Goddammit, when are these old-timey laws going to stop ruining everyone’s good time? For once I’d like to live in a free country where I can practice my love of disrobed haberdashery and equine copulation. ‘Tis poppycock, I say!

Photo: WENN

  1. hacksaw


  2. Classy Carl


  3. Reg

    When did Lara Craft get married to Drew Carey?

  4. Cousin Eddie

    “I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn’t you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn’t big enough.”

  5. Reg

    When did Lara Croft get married to Drew Carey?

  6. LPB

    Obviously trumped up; celebrities would never do that.

  7. LPB

    Obviously trumped up; celebrities would never do that.

  8. greenman

    Glad to see he’s finally doing something after National Lampoon’s Vacation.

  9. abby

    #4 thank you

  10. ty

    Fuck a deer

  11. chelseat

    Who the hell is Randy Quaid and why should I care?

  12. blame it on ROUGH DADDY

    Well at least we’re going to get some real talent in the reality tv circuit….

  13. largemarge

    Defrauding innkeepers?? I want to get me a peice of that action, ohh yeahh!

  14. Nero

    Either they’re bored to dead or dead broke.

  15. immune

    they obviously bailed because the shitter was full!!

  16. Dee

    Pigtails on a 50something….puke

  17. cc

    Is this guy on the fucking ‘Rapid Aging Diet’? Holy shit.

    I guess they can use the excuse they thought they heard Paul Revere and went to get their Kentucky rifle.

  18. Jake

    They were just arrested in TX. Quaid assualted some cops. Hello death penalty.

  19. maid

    Pay attention here….this is what happens when you don’t leave a tip for the maid everyday. You have been warned!!!!

  20. Danklin24

    what the hell is disrobed haberdashery? isnt that a men’s store?

  21. See Alice

    How long until living in a cardboard box ?

  22. hey these two very sweet ….:))

  23. What the hell man? That is ridiculous. Why spend all that time running from the cops and get all those charges tacked on (especially if she put up a struggle when they tried to arrest her) when you could have just 1) paid the bill or 2) just went to the cops instead of going on the run.

  24. Well at least we’re going to get some real talent in the reality tv circuit….

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