Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Eva on charges that the two have been staying at expensive hotels and bailing on the bill. TMZ reports:
There’s an arrest warrant out for the Quaids for allegedly stiffing the San Ysidro Ranch near Santa Barbara out of thousands of bucks. Our sources say the reason there’s a burglary warrant out for them is because cops believe when they rented the hotel room they had the intention of staying without paying — and that fits the definition of burglary.
Our law enforcement sources tell us the reason they believe the Quaids were scamming the San Ysidro Ranch from the get-go is because they have evidence they’ve done it before. Our sources say the Quaids stiffed the uber-ritzy Bel Air Hotel in L.A., among other places.
In addition to burglary, the arrest warrant also lists the felony of defrauding an innkeeper.
“The felony of defrauding an innkeeper?” Goddammit, when are these old-timey laws going to stop ruining everyone’s good time? For once I’d like to live in a free country where I can practice my love of disrobed haberdashery and equine copulation. ‘Tis poppycock, I say!
hacksaw | September 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Wtf.
Classy Carl | September 24, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Classy.
Reg | September 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
When did Lara Craft get married to Drew Carey?
Cousin Eddie | September 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
“I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn’t you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn’t big enough.”
Reg | September 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
When did Lara Croft get married to Drew Carey?
LPB | September 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Obviously trumped up; celebrities would never do that.
LPB | September 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Obviously trumped up; celebrities would never do that.
greenman | September 24, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Glad to see he’s finally doing something after National Lampoon’s Vacation.
abby | September 24, 2009 at 4:05 pm
#4 thank you
ty | September 24, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Fuck a deer
chelseat | September 24, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Who the hell is Randy Quaid and why should I care?
blame it on ROUGH DADDY | September 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Well at least we’re going to get some real talent in the reality tv circuit….
largemarge | September 24, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Defrauding innkeepers?? I want to get me a peice of that action, ohh yeahh!
Nero | September 24, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Either they’re bored to dead or dead broke.
immune | September 24, 2009 at 5:18 pm
they obviously bailed because the shitter was full!!
Dee | September 24, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Pigtails on a 50something….puke
cc | September 24, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Is this guy on the fucking ‘Rapid Aging Diet’? Holy shit.
I guess they can use the excuse they thought they heard Paul Revere and went to get their Kentucky rifle.
Jake | September 24, 2009 at 9:03 pm
They were just arrested in TX. Quaid assualted some cops. Hello death penalty.
maid | September 24, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Pay attention here….this is what happens when you don’t leave a tip for the maid everyday. You have been warned!!!!
Danklin24 | September 24, 2009 at 10:38 pm
what the hell is disrobed haberdashery? isnt that a men’s store?
estetik | September 25, 2009 at 7:56 am
shit..
See Alice | September 25, 2009 at 7:38 pm
How long until living in a cardboard box ?
çene kistleri | October 19, 2009 at 11:30 am
hey these two very sweet ….:))
cartouche d'encre | October 28, 2009 at 2:21 am
What the hell man? That is ridiculous. Why spend all that time running from the cops and get all those charges tacked on (especially if she put up a struggle when they tried to arrest her) when you could have just 1) paid the bill or 2) just went to the cops instead of going on the run.
Estetik | April 24, 2010 at 11:57 am
Well at least we’re going to get some real talent in the reality tv circuit….
k?s?rl?k tedavisi | June 9, 2010 at 3:17 am
beautiful family..