Randy Travis Arrested For Naked DUI Crash

August 8th, 2012 // 51 Comments
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Brigitte Nielsen was the most embarrassing celebrity drunk of the week, but that was before Randy Travis wrecked his car buck-ass naked and then threatened to hunt down and shoot the officers who arrested him for DUI. And if you’re wondering how that’s embarrassing, he was driving a ’98 Trans Am. TMZ reports:

When cops arrived to the scene, they noticed Travis’ 1998 Pontiac Trans Am had driven off the road and slammed into several barricades in a construction zone.
Travis was initially arrested for DWI — but once he was inside the cop car, officials say the singer threatened to “shoot and kill the Troopers working the case.”
As we previously reported, Travis was NAKED … and rode bareback while he was being transported to the station.
When he arrived to the jail, cops gave Travis a shirt to wear for his mug shot … and a paper suit to cover his man parts.

As of this post, Randy is out on bail, so wouldn’t it be funny if he actually did go home to get his guns only to find out he drunkenly filled his gun cabinet with affordable foot long Subway subs again? Even he’d have to laugh at the situation. “I reckon those guys were just doing their job- waitaminnit, no Sun Chips? I’LL KILL YOU ALL!” *cocks gun, watches sliced tomato fly out of muzzle*

Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

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  1. Moe Szyslak

    They think they’re so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants…

  2. El Jefe

    Bet he had a Ram Air, probably a rare one and there is nothing embarrassing about that.

    • Betty White

      Trans Ams have a special feature which is only visible to other drivers… 12-inch tall letters spelling “small penis.”

  3. Govt. Cheese

    Why the long face Randy?

  4. Confusus

    Your move, Hasselhoff.

  5. That guy is fucking badass!

  6. your mom

    He & Bridg should totally hook up. Can you imagine the sex tape??

  7. kimmykimkim

    Haha! Drunk and naked in a Trans Am. If I didn’t know any better I’d think we were talking about a stripper.

  8. Doctor_Joystick

    If Butt Head was a real person, this is what he’d look like at 50.

  9. McClownerton

    He was on his way to pick up Meat Loaf so they could plan Black Dog 2. And also a jumbo bag of funyuns.

  10. Tu Sune

    Even so, the cops canceled their scheduled group trip to go see the new Batman movie.

  11. GrandDragon

    A 98′ Trans Am? I guess times have been tough since “Forever and Ever, Amen”.

  12. Devilish Diva

    This is one fugly ass man. He looks like Stan Laurel with Clint Eastwood hair. And he’s only 53? He looks like a grandpa. Oh, he’s from the South? So he’s probably a great-grandpa.

    • Confusus

      Unlikely, given that Travis’ longtime wife/manager had probably gone through menopause before he hooked up with her.

  13. Dick Hell

    Crashed naked into construction barricades? I suppose at that point the field sobriety test is just a formality.

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    Glassman
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing funny about these photos. That’s the real deal for an alcoholic who can’t recover.

  15. Clueless

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  16. cc

    Well, that leaves the El Camino I guess.

  17. Schmidtler

    Driving around shitfaced in an old trans am with no pants on is what made this country GREAT!!! You know what Karl Marx, Fidel Castro, Hitler and Stalin ALL had in common? Yeah, that’s right – none of them EVER drove their old trans am shitfaced drunk with no pants on.

  18. DeucePickle

    Are we sure he wasn’t just shooting a Smokey and the Bandit fan film ?

  19. Frunken

    Paper suit?

  20. It’s incidents like this that give drunken, belligerent, out-of-control rednecks a bad name.

    There might be a rational explanation for all of this: maybe Randy’s pants were all in the laundry and he was driving to the store to buy a new pair.

  21. Eustace Haney

    I’ve been drunk before , and I’ve been in a serious car accident. I have never gotten naked after a car accident even while seriously drunk.
    What kind of moonshine does it take to crash your car into construction barriers and then get naked ?
    I’ll bet his blood alcohol was near the fatal level .
    What a dumb country – fuck

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    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Sadly, her alcohol is likely the result of depression from no longer being a star.

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    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Delicious Scope!

  24. jim x

    Friends are discussing Nashville ‘open secret’ rumors that he’s very gay. That can’t be! A conservative icon secretly resisting the gay?

  25. I hope he is gay. He is the most sexy man in country. I would like to polish his teeth with my boner.

  26. Fanfare_is_Funfare

    HOOO YEAH!! Serves you right Mr. Travis for stealing my song. You didn’t grow up in Montana, your feet weren’t too big, you don’t play boggle and your mother didn’t tell you “that’s just the way god made you. Mr Travis, what happened to you here is something I like to call “Karma” and it is a bitch.
    Now I am sorry that while Bill, Boomhauer and I, while TPing your trailer accidentally kicked the tire chock and sent your trailer into that pond almost drowning you at fanfare. Dale, who said you were in your booth, had mistaken one of the Oakridge boys for you.
    Oh, and it wasn’t me who poisoned Kix Brooks. My son Bobby dropped an apple brown betty into horse poop, scooped it back up and still gave it to him. My apple brown betty, without the poo, has never made anyone sick.
    So Mr Travis. Say hello to justice Peggy Hill style! HOOO YEAH!!

  27. I’m gawna be, a dbag ferever… ferever and ever amen…

  28. Sliver

    I only have 1 question…you’re telling me nobody had a camera phone and nobody took pictures?
    I am incredulous.

  29. Porkpie

    YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

  30. May Johner

    Charlie Sheen better step it up a notch.

  31. tlmck

    The good news is he will probably get 3 or 4 new hit country songs out of this, and maybe even a gospel tune or two.

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    peono
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy crap, she better be careful no ants crawl up that shit.

  33. Randy Travis: the new face of WINNING!

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    jojo
    Commented on this photo:

    Get her some B vitamins STAT. We all get old bridgette neilsen; get over it. This is what happens when all your self-esteem comes from your looks. sad acutally

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    Roseanne Barr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a linebacker for the Vikings.

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    XGL
    Commented on this photo:

    My question is this: Why in the fuck did anyone ever think this asshole wouldn’t do these things?! He’s an Austrian body builder on steroids with no acting talent- I’m sure he won’t do anything douchey or cheat on his wife! Let’s make him governor!

    God, we are so stupid.

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    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    The devil always collects in the end…

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    showmeonthedollywherethebadmantouchedyou
    Commented on this photo:

    Public intoxication – vomiting in a park. What a sad and utterly vile life. This woman is mother to four kids. I feel pity for her. Sorry; I just do.

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    LisaHM
    Commented on this photo:

    The maid is better looking than Maria.

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