Randy Travis Arrested For Naked DUI Crash
Brigitte Nielsen was the most embarrassing celebrity drunk of the week, but that was before Randy Travis wrecked his car buck-ass naked and then threatened to hunt down and shoot the officers who arrested him for DUI. And if you’re wondering how that’s embarrassing, he was driving a ’98 Trans Am. TMZ reports:
When cops arrived to the scene, they noticed Travis’ 1998 Pontiac Trans Am had driven off the road and slammed into several barricades in a construction zone.
Travis was initially arrested for DWI — but once he was inside the cop car, officials say the singer threatened to “shoot and kill the Troopers working the case.”
As we previously reported, Travis was NAKED … and rode bareback while he was being transported to the station.
When he arrived to the jail, cops gave Travis a shirt to wear for his mug shot … and a paper suit to cover his man parts.
As of this post, Randy is out on bail, so wouldn’t it be funny if he actually did go home to get his guns only to find out he drunkenly filled his gun cabinet with affordable foot long Subway subs again? Even he’d have to laugh at the situation. “I reckon those guys were just doing their job- waitaminnit, no Sun Chips? I’LL KILL YOU ALL!” *cocks gun, watches sliced tomato fly out of muzzle*