Figured that was the easiest way to start this post.
In the past 12 hours huge shake-ups have occurred on American Idol in case you hadn’t noticed from all the screaming and gnashing of teeth everywhere you turn. Ellen DeGeneres quit and now Kara DioGuardi has been fired to make way for an almost entirely new three judge panel. TMZ reports:
We’re told the show will be going back to a three-judge format and assuming all deals are finalized, the judge’s panel will consist of Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler.
We’re told the only way Kara could get a reprieve is if the J-Lo deal falls apart — but we’re told that deal is done.
Okay, Jennifer Lopez I can understand because what the hell else does she have to do? But Steven Tyler? Can he even form coherent sentences? I mean, I know without even watching the show that Paula Abdul was wasted 98% of the time but at least you could look at her while she made no sense. These poor kids are basically competing for a chance to have the ferryman from the river Styx tell them their music just “don’t got no mmm-bop Rumpelstiltskin she-who soundtrack to Armageddon.” That ain’t right.
Photo: WENN
me | July 30, 2010 at 10:59 am
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kid ROUGH | July 30, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Are they going to keep this going forever? Haven’t they humiliated enough people short of self esteem already? How many people actually turn out to be millionaires? I heard Ruben Studard is pumping gas a few blocks from where I live. (Not that there is anything wrong with pumping gas) While, all the mutha load goes to the producers? I gave up on reality TV after Survivor, since these bitter humanoids refuse to let the best player win because they have an ax to grin. The only way Ill watch A.I. is if I get stuck in a Turkish prison and the other choice is getting beaten under feet.
fart bucket | July 31, 2010 at 6:54 am
it’s hardly the producers fault that we live in a society where celebrity is worshiped as the new divinity. every single person who has ever auditioned for an Idol show brought the ‘humiliation and ridicule’ onto themselves by refusing to believe their poop was anything besides the tastiest chocolate out there.
Taz | July 30, 2010 at 11:00 am
Kara was hot in that bikini
isthisthingon | July 30, 2010 at 11:08 am
ewww she was so pasty it was sick. she had a ridic boner for bikinigirl and tried to show her up by jumping on stage and singing over her while bikinigirl was performing. kara looked desperate, white as a ghost, and flat chested. so glad that annoying bitch is gone. her voice was like nails on a chalkboard
Taz | July 30, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Guess I like white girls
isthisthingon | July 30, 2010 at 11:40 am
not even, she was pasty white and flat chested
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 11:42 am
when she tried to show up bikinigirl she looked desperate and out of her league. and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
Taz | July 30, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Also thin and in shape
Ksurfiws | July 30, 2010 at 11:00 am
Yo Dog. Just being real, man. Just not feeling it
Colin | July 30, 2010 at 11:02 am
third DAMMIT!!
shine | July 30, 2010 at 11:10 am
fail
temp | July 30, 2010 at 11:05 am
i almost loled from the fish’s last sentence. haha.
whatever, jennifer lopez is actually a singer, so she’d be a fine replacement of kara. sad to see ellen go.
Dorfin | July 30, 2010 at 11:41 am
Lopez is no singer. She’s a lab-created autotuned dancer. Glad to see Ellen go, she was worthless. Show will suck next year no matter what and they can’t pick winners anyway – if the winners can be featured on the biggest TV show in the country for weeks and weeks and still not sell albums, it pretty much proves the show is broken and needs to be put down.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 11:06 am
Tara ewww Kira was so pasty it was sick. she had a ridic boner for bikinigirl and tried to show her up by jumping on stage and singing over her while bikinigirl was performing. kara looked desperate, white as a ghost, and flat chested. so glad that annoying bitch is gone. her voice was like nails on a chalkboard
mallard | July 30, 2010 at 11:08 am
Randy Jackson Jumped the shark to get to a bucket of chicken
Randal | July 30, 2010 at 11:10 am
With the two new judges coming in American Idol will cover all the bases with a fat guy, a skinny guy and a black guy.
Engineer/Moron | July 30, 2010 at 11:24 am
Um, there are only 2 guys and one girl, Stupid.
Bob | July 30, 2010 at 11:27 am
I think that was the Joke YOU RETARD!!!!
Engineer/Moron | July 30, 2010 at 12:23 pm
How so cumbucket? ‘Splain, bitch?
Heywood Jablowme | July 30, 2010 at 11:10 am
Ellen made Kara look like a genious, who made Paula look like Einstein….and Simon said…..what the fuk am i doing here with lame, lamer, and lamest?
FrankNfrtr | July 30, 2010 at 11:13 am
Oh yeah…that StarSearch show.
Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler? Is she still alive?
watcher | July 30, 2010 at 11:22 am
Damn
enteryouname | July 30, 2010 at 11:24 am
who watches this anymore?
stinky mcpoop | July 30, 2010 at 11:30 am
They should have Lindsay Lohan as the drugged up chick. She needs a job.
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 11:31 am
It’s fun during the initial tryouts when you get the really bad people, but that’s it. I’m so fucking happy I don’t have to look at or listen to Kara anymore. God, what an annoying bitch. I’d take 100 Paula’s over that asshole. However, there are rumors that Jennifer Lopez is gonna be a new judge. Yay! A whole new reason for my eyes & ears to bleed! If they up & get rid of Randy too, then I might just watch a full season.
oooaaahhh | July 30, 2010 at 11:37 am
Is this the best you could do for the first post on a Friday? Lame.
Ms. Like | July 30, 2010 at 11:38 am
Luv The Idol Series…Womens Shoes @ ladylikestore com.OMG They Are Soooo Cute!:)
nikkyraney | July 30, 2010 at 11:51 am
What ever happened to the Randy Jackson Dance Crew or whatever?
LittleSocrates | July 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Steven Tyler could be an entertaining host, actually, but it pisses me off because it means he’s touring less. I wanna see this band before the bastard dies, goddammit.
Mr. T | July 30, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Before the show is half way through the season, Steven Tyler is going to be charged with sex with a minor, or he will be sued for sexual harrassement….
Hey I love Steven and Aerosmith but there is no goddamn way he doesn’t bang 4 or 5 or 15 teenage wanna be singers and get caught.
FrankNfrtr | July 30, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I was thinking Sexy Steve would have a gently whirring kidney dialysis unit sitting next to him…..maybe that’s why he took a nice sedate butt-in-a-chair gig.
frisbeeken | July 30, 2010 at 1:14 pm
YESSS! …KARA IS GONE !!!! If I heard one more fucking time about the shitty fuckin pop bubble gum shit Kelly Clarkson songs that she wrote, I was gonna puke in an envelope and send it to her FedEx. Talentless annoying bitch !
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 2:59 pm
wow only took like 2 hours for my posts to show up.. anyone else seeing lag today?
Sunidaze | July 30, 2010 at 5:45 pm
You sat there and refreshed the page for two hours? lol
Vincenzo | July 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Presenting “HEADLINES OF 2011″:
“American Idol cancelled after disastrous ratings season.”
mk | July 30, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I only like the begining (auditions) with the mentally ill people…thats some funny shit lol
Sunidaze | July 30, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I guess I’m the only one who likes Paula. So what if she is crazy? At least she is fun to watch! lol
D-chi | May 27, 2011 at 2:37 pm
tell it.
Burt | July 30, 2010 at 7:42 pm
It might be worth watching if Steven Tyler is on it, actually.
captain america | July 31, 2010 at 12:29 am
yep, THESE WOMEN ARE MORE THAN WELCOME………………..
loupgarous | August 1, 2010 at 3:54 am
Never mind the humiliation doled out to the contestants – can you imagine the ego-chop delivered to an erstwhile celebrity who gets the pink slip from American Idol? “Sorry, but you just aren’t as wide an asshole as Simon Cowell…”
T1 | August 4, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Who’s the chick with randy in the photo?