‘Rampage’ Jackson attempts hit & run while driving truck with his face on it (FAIL)

July 15th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Former UFC champ Quinton “Rampage” Jackson was arrested yesterday after hitting a whole bunch of cars while attempting to elude police in Costa Mesa, Calif. In case you missed the headline, Rampage was driving a massive camoflauged Ford F-250 that kind of sort of had his face plastered on both driver AND passenger-side doors. I guess he was trying to compete with the Joker’s smile mobile; I have no fucking clue. SI.com reports:

A Costa Mesa patrol officer attempted to pull Jackson over after he was seen weaving in and out of traffic with a flat front left tire, according to a release issued by the Costa Mesa Police Department. Jackson, 30, continued driving to avoid being stopped. Losing control of the truck, Jackson drove up onto a sidewalk. He continued on, colliding with a vehicle in an intersection and running several red lights.
Eventually, the truck came to a stop and Jackson, originally of Memphis, Tenn., was arrested without incident at gunpoint.

I’m going to assume that, somewhere after he hopped a curb then ran a couple of red lights, the following thought went through Rampage Jackson’s head: “And my face is on the car isn’t it? Super duper. Should’ve gone with Mr. T punching a tiger, Rampage. Oh, wow, that’s a gun.”

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  1. (african)-american ingenuity at its finest right there.

  2. Now Thats a Typical Black Person

  3. Richard McBeef

    1 and 2 don’t count, the fuckin cockslags.

    FIRST!

  4. Come-Honor-Face

    man, who gives a shit, another nigga in a cop chase, (big suprise there), can we please see more of a white chick in a bikini ….pleasesssss

  5. ~Whew~ HES HOT!!

    @1 – I expected more from a registered klansman.

  6. I wonder if I can buy his truck now..

  7. Que

    Que *facepalm*!

  8. #1 – Wow, you’re about as original as the whole “war for peace” doctrine. The village where you escaped from is holding nightly vigils, just waiting for their idiot to stumble home. And seriously what’s up with the obesession with spinning cocks? You should run for senate on the GOP ticket!

  9. Grammar Police

    “elude” police.

  10. FACE

    responding to #2, no that isnt a typical black person – its a typical nigger. There is a difference. Barack Obama is a black person. That Rampage knucklehead is a nigger.

  11. Toolboy

    “was arrested without incident at gunpoint.”
    That’s the guy that beat Liddell, twice. The cop that arrested him should take his 9mm out to dinner as a big thank you for deterring the nice UFC fighter from beating him into a stain on the road.

  12. #8 – Using the “village idiot” retort is less original than #1s comment, so Id try to come up with something a little better than that.

    If youre gay and proud as youve said in other previous posts, what are you bitching about spinning cocks for? Isnt that youre speciality? Id also like to remind you that its not only GOP members that have gay affairs and secret lovers. I would assume you would know that though and are just another bitter Bush hater that cant see through the fog of the “Obamasphere”, silly rabbit.

  13. Hillary Clinton

    That was funny, Barack!

  14. Junk

    ELUDE not ALLUDE

  15. Junk

    ELUDE not ALLUDE

  16. zegabe

    FISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

    allude????
    like he was trying to hint stuff at the police????

    ELUDEEEEEEEE
    (bravo #9, at least someone in the first 10 messages pointed it out…)

    aiaiaiai Fish

  17. yo mama

    “attempting to allude…”?

    ???

  18. Since #12 brought it up….do you know the real difference between Liberals and Conservatives. Whenever a Liberal gets involved in a scandal it is with a mistress. Whenever a Conservative gets in a scandal it is with another dude or a little boy.

  19. grammarfreak

    Elude, not allude. Allude means to refer casually or indirectly. Elude means to avoid or escape by speed, cleverness, trickery, etc.

  20. you dumb losers

    #1 go back to you Hillary Clinton campaign where you belong. You Clintonites should be aborted

  21. @18 – Ill respond to this and after doing so, you are no longer vaild in any way shape or form idiot. You have proven time and time again you talk out of your ass with nothingbut emotion and no facts, like 99% of liberal idiots:

    James E. McGreevey – govenor- New Jersey-affair was with a former aide, Golan Cipel, who was hired by the governor in 2002 as an adviser to the state Office of Homeland Security. He resigned eight months later as a special adviser to the governor, at a salary of $110,000. The aides said Mr. Cipel had threatened to file a lawsuit accusing the governor of sexual harassment.

    Barney Frank – Democrat – U.S. Representative from Massachusetts from 1981 to present. Admitted to having paid Stephen L. Gobie, a male prostitute, for sex and subsequently hiring Gobie as his personal assistant.

    Melvin Jay Reynolds – U.S. Representative from Illinois from 1993 to 1995. Convicted on sexual misconduct (with a male page) and obstruction of justice charges and sentenced to five years in prison.

    Gerry Eastman Studds – Democrat – U.S. Representative from Massachusetts from 1973 to 1997. The first openly gay member of Congress. Censured by the House of Representatives for having sexual relations with a male teenage House page.

    Frederick Richmond – Democrat – U.S. Representative from New York from 1975 to 1982. Arrested in Washington, D.C., in 1978 for soliciting sex from a male minor and from an undercover police officer.

    Neil Goldschmidt – Democrat – Oregon governor. Admitted to having an illegal sexual relationship with a 14-year-old male teenager while he was serving as Mayor of Portland.

    David Giles – Democrat – candidate for U.S. Representative from Washington in 1986 and 1990. Convicted in June 2000 of child rape.

    Allan Turner Howe – Democrat – U.S. Representative from Utah from 1975 to 1977. Arrested for soliciting a policeman posing as a gay prostitute.

  22. #12 – Hi Mike. Your new name is lame too. And just because your dad blows and holds my pocket like a rabbit ear me doesn’t make me gay… it makes him gay and me the prison hammer.

    And your parroting of other peoples’ already dispproved ideas makes for a comical read. Please continue to pontificate, I just made a batch of popcorn.

  23. Larry

    Typical liberal DumboCrat piece of trash. Toss him in the woodchipper

  24. #21 – An (ahem) in depth and very immediate knowledge of who’s gay, and its accompanying list, is always a great way to prove your not obsessed with gay people. Lemme guess… you hate (love) Tom Cruise movies.

  25. frank

    elude not allude, illiterate douchebag.

  26. Duane Thomas

    there’s a difference between allude and elude.

  27. Here’s an example:

    Allow me to ALLUDE to Mike Coxhig’s inane posts to elucidate his penchant for attempting to ELUDE truth.

  28. havoc

    Its alway sad when a valedictorian goes bad…..

    .

  29. havoc

    Its always sad when a valedictorian goes bad…..

    .

  30. @24 – its called the internet and fact finding. Something I know that you as a white guilt ridden liberal have no concept of. You see, its facts that distinguish between truth and lies, not emotion or your “subjective” opinion of what you think is going on or happened. Thats the way life works for those of us in the real world. The ones that pay 90% of all taxes for those of you that dont want to work or are too stupid to learn how to…or have mediocre tele-marketing jobs like you elliot.

  31. paul

    #10: Is there any way we could get together and arrange for you to die? That would be super.

  32. BlueGumz

    Typical behavior from a no good blue gums. Send this bitch back to Africa already. Maybe he can bang the Kardaskanks. They love big sexual chocolate like this jiggaboo.

  33. #30 – I wonder how many gay bars you’ve stormed into screaming “AHA! You’re all fags! I KNEW it!” Right before excusing yourself to use the bathroom and tapping the foot of the guy in the stall next to you. Fact finding indeed…

  34. @31 – I agree, I dont think Barack Osama is a black person either.

  35. If he was trying to allude to police, he’d have said something like, “I smell bacon.”

    What am I doing? You guys don’t read these comments.

  36. Nathiest

    anther atypical ninja.

  37. meee

    well, i thought “rampage” was a fucking idiot until i caught glimpse of #10′s response.

    so…#10, you’re a bigger fucking idiot than rampage jackson. nice going.

  38. nice going #10. you just pissed off the internet.

  39. haha

    It’s in their genetics to run from the police, you can’t blame it all on him. However Jesse Jackson after seeing him get pulled out of that retarded ass vehicle with his face plastered all over it just said “I’m going to cut his nuts off”

  40. YES

    # 34 & 21 are good humor and factual.
    Where else do you post?
    Both of you represent the moral majority!
    Thanks!

  41. Republians are gay

    Gay Republicans
    Submitted by Bob Fertik on February 15, 2005 – 9:10am. Gay Republicans Republicans & Conservatives
    Beginning in the late 1970′s, Republicans seized control of every branch of the U.S. government in part through vicious gay-baiting.

    After Bill Clinton won his first victory in 1992, Republicans immediately and relentlessly attacked him for tolerating gays in the military.

    In 2004, Bush and the Republican Party made their opposition to gay marriage the centerpiece of their campaign. They put anti-gay marriage amendments on state ballots to turn out homophobic voters. They furiously attacked John Kerry for pointing out (in a supportive way) that Dick Cheney’s own daughter is openly gay.

    Now we know Bush’s White House waved a gay male prostitute – Jim Guckert – into White House press conferences nearly every day for two years. Guckert, like many closeted gay Republicans, engaged in vicious gay-bashing himself: during the 2004 campaign, he wrote articles accusing John Kerry of running to be the “first gay president.”

    Jesus said, “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.”

    It’s time to expose every Republican gay-basher who is gay.

    To be included, the individual must be:

    A Republican or conservative political activist
    Engaged in anti-gay advocacy or activism
    Gay or bi-sexual
    In the closet
    Obviously the non-closeted members of the Log Cabin Republicans would not be included.

    The list below includes individuals who have been identified as gay by sources we consider reliable. If you find an error, please let us know and we will post a correction.

    If you would like to offer your own suggestions, please post them in the comment section below – and be sure to include reliable links.

    Name Anti-gay activities Status
    Dolan, Terry Ran NCPAC to elect far-right Republicans in the 1970′s when they were attacking gay victims of AIDS Died of AIDS
    Dreier, David Powerful Congressman who votes consistently against gay rights Closeted gay
    Guckert, James Wrote gay-bashing articles for right-wing Talon News service Gay prostitute
    Mehlman, Ken Ran George Bush’s 2004 campaign with anti-gay marriage as central issue; now Chairman of the Republican Party Closeted gay
    Williams, Armstrong Regularly attacked gay marriage on CNN Settled gay sex harassment lawsuit for $200K

    Gay Republican expose sites:

    AmericaBlog
    BlogActive
    CannonFire
    Direland
    Eschaton

  42. #21 is obviously a closet homo, duh.

  43. James

    Rampage is one of the best fighters out there but man is he dumb for pulling this shit!

  44. Sendy

    Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I’ve been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

  45. thats why their skin is the same color as shit. That is the one thing that they have truly earned.

  46. Jonathan

    Rampage is actually a pretty good guy. Surprised to see him do something like this.

  47. Wow…some ignorant shit goes on here. Quinton was a candidate for the worlds dumbest criminal with that…but Im sure there is much more going on with him. He is a good dude.

  48. good dude

    @ 46 & 47 – A good guy? What would you say if he ran over your kid, wife, girlfriend, MOM etc. just because he didn’t want to get a ticket… he is just a self centered shit talker that needs to shut his mouth and go get his ass kicked by Forrest again.

    I hope next time he crashes into your car with someone you care about in it, you live and the person you care about dies. Then you can go around and say “he is a good dude, I am glad that he is a pussy and couldn’t face the consequences and killed my loved one in the process.

    To everyone that brings up race, that only makes you sound ignorant. Try a different approach.

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