Rachel Weisz has pissed off a bunch of people after saying it’s “fine” for women to drink a glass of wine after the first three months of pregnancy. She adds:
“I mean in Europe they drink it.”
If you read the entire article there’s a bunch of expert opinions saying she’s incredibly wrong, but long story short: alcohol and babies don’t mix. Unless it’s at a fancy party and they’re dressed in tuxedos. Then a glass of champagne and a cigar are encouraged. I mean, little babies playing grown up? That’s just adorable.
NOTE: I used a picture of Rachel Weisz in her Halloween costume to emphasize the fact she has no idea what she’s talking about. Do you really wanna take medical advice from a woman who looks like that? You might as well get your breast exams from a circus clown. Or me. Whatever’s clever.
Yeah,as Borat says – the US is also the largest producer of porn. If the Dixie Chicks could just ‘loosen up’ a bit in a film perhaps they’d find their way back into the main stream.
Yes, the Dixie Chics should get fucked on film. But finding a porn dude that would fuck homely Natalie Maines is tricky. Maybe that super hairy guy from the Surreal Life would put his chubby cock in her. Yuck.
Now I am trying to think of a good name for the Dixie Chic’s flic.
Dixie Cum Dispensers? Stupid.
Chicks with Dixies in their Bush? possibly.
Chicks with Bush Lick Dick Cum out of their Dispensers? Maybe, but a mouthful.
How about 3 fat Southern girls getting it on with themselves because nobody else will fuck them?
i’m out.
Chicks With Dick’s ?
Inappropriate use of apostrophe #154 as usual. ( Actually I think they already got screwed enuff down there)
Dicks See Chicks?
yes, Rich. or vice versa.
jrz – What did you learn in the stupid flu symposium you attended? I’ve been sipping Histussin like hot chocolate and the only thing it’s done for me is made me nicer. And stupider. More stupid. And everyone looks like cartoon characters. Snoopy just left my office.
Yea, I like Chicks See Dicks much better.
Commish, sounds like you got the good shit. Save some for me.
Awww, Rich, Deputy Dog just brought me a soda. I tried to read some of the earlier postings, but I just can’t follow today.
Yeah Chicks see Dicks is the best however something involving Bush is good too
NYT,
The fact that you use the word “Unwashed Masses” would indicate that oh so typical of those who purport to be enlightened. What you really want is a world where you inform people of what it is they should be thinking. How nice for you, you’ll have to let me know how that works out. As for American’s not being able to tell people where they are from when they travel. Funny, looking at the news it would seem that French people can’t even travel out to their own suburbs, Gypsies in the Czech Republic are tracked as they enter and leave their buildings. In Holland it was recomended that Dutch youth not wear anything Holland-identifying near neighborhoods with high immigrant populations because of the chance for violence. Additionally a filmaker in Europe was ritualisticaly murdered for a film defending the rights of women.
Hmm, sounds like there are a lot of places Europeans cannot go as well. But oddly enough, American isn’t one of them. You can say what you will about us, but if you come here with your money you will be met with a smile. So when your own populace is rioting, you might want to catch a plane to Orlando, go to Epcot Center, at least there you can see a Europe that is clean with well mannered employees.
149 – She’s one of those stars that kinda slip through the personal Care Radar, at least for moi.
For me, she’s sort of like a Howie Mandel or the brother from Wonder Years… I’ll read about them, but really don’t care.
ps: I can’t believe you implied that I watched a movie with “gardener” in the title. You know the only movies men watch involve Bruce Willis and uzis.
Spindoc: The USA sounds like heaven on earth! Can I really go ANYWHERE there without running the risk of being attacked? And are people EVERYWHERE in the States open-minded and tolerant and accepting like you and some other posters here on The Fish?
#164 laikiska
Apparently dry humor stops at Britains boarders and never made it to the rest of the continent, that said Take a look at Crime statistics, New York City’s crime, both violent and non violent is far below any major city in Europe, so comparably, yes, you can walk anywhere here. As far as people being open minded. You mean open minded like Europeans? REally? Well gosh, if we were THAT openminded you’d have to tell us all you were Canadians when you got here and lie about where you were really from wouldn’t you?
Now heres an idea, go out to the Racial tinderbox that are the Paris Suburbs, you know the ones, the ones where even the police won’t go, then talk to me about people being open minded. That problem was created by the narrow minded bigotry over there.
And when you get to Epcot, don’t forget to order a Churro, just one of the many gifts we have been open minded enough to accept from Mexico, they’re Yummy!
ummmmmmmmmm… I am NOT British ;) I wasn’t asking you to counter-attack either ;) I come from one of the most violent countries in the world, so I am DEFINITELY not casting any stones.
#164 & 166, you are nothing more than a hypocrite & a coward. Run along… but one question before you go. How do you have a computer where you are? It sounds so distant, ugly and archaic.
hypocrite? coward? LOL!! Thanks for the laugh :)
Actually, I am right next door ;) And I don’t have a pc. Go figure.
jrzmommy – a bit late for you or anyone else to give a shit, but regarding your question @ 35 – she was in Runaway Jury with John Cusack, I think that’s the movie you were referring to.
Nope, 169–I meant the Constant Gardner. I don’t read John Grisham books and I certainly don’t go see movies made out of John Grisham books, not said in an offensive tone to you whatsoever. Thanks though.
#168 – Your level of retardation astounds me. But then again, most foreigners do. Except for those foreigners that sing Double Vision, man that song rocks!
Commish @158: Swines are like mixing bowls and they can contract both the human flu virus and the avian flu virus and mix it all up and send out a fucked up mutation of both viruses that is contagious to humans and birds, which means humans then get exposure to an avian flu. Often times the humans and the birds remutate it and it then gets out there again. and again. and again. So save some of your Tussin for when the pandemic comes and the bodies start to pile up because no one is well enough to bury them, and no one is well enough to run the power grids and no one is well enough to work at the hospitals to run the ventilators and respirators, the banks, the schools, the reservoirs, the pharmaceutical processing plants that make the anti-virals, the psychotropics, the chemotherapy agents, etc. etc. you’re gonna need a good buzz then.
jrz – I want my mommy.
oh, yeah, if it happens, we’re fucked. The migratory patterns of birds from regions of the globe that have had bird-human transmission of H5N1 intersect a major migratory pattern that crosses over into North America where it then threads into three major flyways, and of course the central flyway is right in the middle of agriculture land…the midwest. Yep, a pandemic now would make the 1918 pandemic look downright jolly.
shk, no, Americans didn’t support Sadam in power, only a few elite, scumbags supported him. Sr. Bush left him in power and it was a stupid mistake. So how are Americans as an entire group viewed as being supporters of Sadam? And again, the vast majority of Americans that I know are actually Europeans of some sort. So the world pretty much hates it’s own people. If we are so terrible why do people keep immigrating in droves?
And as far as fat Americans for those that commented, I have traveled to a number of other countries and have seen way more fat foreigners than I see at home. So why is that? Try watching some travel shows and check out all of the fat residents of other countries. Are people just blind?
Didn’t this thread start out with commentary about an ACTRESS in MINNIE-MOUSE EARS? ALL of you need to take a drink, not just the preggo Euros
yes, in europe we occasionally drink a glass of red wine while being pregnant. and i’m a medical doctor..
Let’s just say, you can only talk about the country, town or even street for that matter, you live in.
I’m glad I live in a country where I can speak my mind 2 and I don’t have to wear a burqua :)
I live in Belgium, but I guess the feeling is mutual. Europe isn’t big and we don’t really stick to each other, f.e. I don’t feel Italian. It’s only 1200 km away but it’s another country, another language, another culture etc. I guess that NY-ers feel more related to peeps from LA just because it’s one big nation. That would be the same like me saying I feel for Russians.
It isn’t comparable.
Europe has no decent defense and we are geologicly closer to where it is all happening. And yes, a lot of immigrants (who benefit our system to the fullest)feel like they don’t belong to the county they live in. And the country originally come from, also treat them like outsiders. They don’t know what they are, where they belong.
It’s very complicated.
Since there is no view for a quick solution (palestin situation etc) people get afraid of what’s gonna happen when Bush gets trigger/oil (whatever it is he needs) happy.
It will only escalete. And no-1 wants war becuz it’ll become 1 big geurilla. Of course we hate Sadam 2, but he can’t invade every country that has “bad leaders”. If he’s all about bad leaders taken to justice, then he has a lot of wars 2 start. And give his job 2 some-1 else too. If even Bill goes down cuz he got a BJ :)
At least he tried 2 do something bout the Palestin situation.
And I don’t think any-1 blames the american folks cuz you guys have to live under it 2.
We all live in a bit of fear of what the future will bring.
Unfortunatelly but true, America can bring a lot of good, or it can bring a lot of bad. The only thing we can do is sit and wait. We don’t have the manpower, we don’t have the unity, we don’t have the funds and we don’t have the guns..
i absolutely adore your waffles
#178 you lost me when you started using numbers as words. It hurts my brain the same way time travel movies do.
just cause you’re in movies doesn’t mean you’re smart….dumb bitch