Rachel Nichols is hot and other news

August 7th, 2009 // 38 Comments

- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman spent last night turning his kids’ college fund into liquor. So that’s how he gets laid… [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan gets bitchslapped by UK Elle. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashlee Simpson apparently thinks album sales are driven by either ghosts, spider monkeys or the Matrix. But definitely not people. [Celebslam]

- Isabel Lucas < Megan Fox. I have spoken. [Just Jared]

- Nicole Richie is still pregnant?! She’s faking it. [PopSugar]

- Anna Paquin used to be my latest obsession. Not anymore. [The Blemish]

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  1. alisa

    and ummmm why isn’t anna paquin your obsession anymore? because she doesn’t have any makeup on? which you would realize is how NATURAL women look if you ever slept with one. or because she doesn’t want to crash and get brain damage? you’re an idiot

  2. Kamakazi Kunt

    God. Another fuckin’ Megan Fox drone. For fuck’s sake, when will the women of Hollywood stop looking like generic copies of one another?

  3. Would you rather have massive-head wound Anna Paquin? Maybe she could balance a baby on the handlebars like Bruno or Britney.

  4. And furthermore, Anna is saving gas and helping keep that butt awesome.

    I like that Isabel Lucas isn’t ORANGE like in Transformers ROTF. Ugly outfit, though.

    Jon probably has to drink up a full Harvard scholarship to look directly at his bitches and hoes.

  5. dude

    id def tap dat!

  6. Dweezel

    - Isabel Lucas < Megan Fox. I have spoken.

    Oh noes! She’s less-than some other not-very-pretty and completely
    untalented Hollywood assclown.

    - Nicole Richie is still pregnant?! She’s faking it.

    Learn to math.

    - Anna Paquin used to be my latest obsession. Not anymore.

    Honestly, if she’d just wreck and have a head-injury she could have
    a fulfilling career being a big retard and writing for the Superficial.

  7. Darth

    Is this another easter bunny?

  8. Galtacticus

    Is this a Angelina Jolie or a Megan Fox clone?! Confusing!

  9. Rhialto

    This is an Angelina Fox clone who’s trying to imitate Miranda Kerr.Confusing?!

  10. hamm

    she looks like Megan Fox … but….hmmmmmmmmmm LOL

  11. GI Joe must be a big deal for her to ugly herself with dark hair and a Blackwell gown…shes definitely a hottie being a blonde! she should have had back-fats theyre funny to look @

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  15. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Hey, #14, Rachel has been around since Megan was a pimply adolescent. So who is really the “drone,” as you so quaintly put it?

  16. Evil Eye

    That old lady is givin her the “eye” >:(

  17. Mayo

    Isabel Lucas > Megan Fox….. easily.

  18. Megan Fox and Miranda Kerr. FREAKY. Who is she???

    -meream

  19. Sir Bustanut
  20. I think the Fug Girls said it best about the Rachel Nichols dress:

    “Either a flower grows every time she breaks wind, or someone bought her an ass corsage.”

  21. joe

    10x hotter than megan fox, and she doesn’t have trashy writing all over her body

  22. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Whoa what a stunner! AMAZING, AMAZING!!! Thumbs up!

  23. Damn, she is u-g-l-y!
    (I look better!)

  24. I’m so glad he’s finally getting some big recognition! I am fond of him since I saw him on Alias.

  25. I realize the 2worry;I am very p sad to hear that you got your Supra fixed, I remember reading about some of your problems5x !.

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