Rachel McAdams is a 12-year-old

January 29th, 2007 // 58 Comments
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It takes a talented person to make Rachel McAdams look like crap, so congratulations to Mr. Person who did her up for the Screen Actors Guild Awards. She looks like Jared Leto playing the role of Rachel McAdams in some futuristic Japanese kid’s show.


  1. missdavis

    1st?

  2. missdavis

    very excited! have no idea who this is but she looks like crap, sly. her dress is quite cute though, not with the shoes, they look cheap.

  3. huegwagn

    Who the hell is Rachel McAdams?

  4. bellaparis

    She looks like an Olsen reject.

  5. hellcat1983

    Oh my god and there I was thinking it wasn’t possible for this woman to look bad! She looks liek someone just stuck some retro wallpaper on her! For those of you who don’t know who she is, she was in “Mean Girls”, “Wedding Crashers”, “The Hot Chick”, “Red Eye” but is barely recognisable here.

  6. keys open doors

    she does look like a 12 year old lol
    damn you’re up earlier than normal

  7. WhoTheFuckCares

    I feel like hitting her with a pillow, then after she is down, I would do her. That’s rape right?

  8. lol . . . Jared Leto playing Rachel McAdams . . .

    You’re right on the money.

    Anyhow, it’s the pink shit in her hair and the shoes that ruin the whole look. Mostly the shoes ruin it. Some strappy silver shoes woulda pulled it off . . .

    Maybe.

  9. Niecy

    Rachel McAdam’s to-do list:
    1. Fire stylist
    2. Buy glasses so I am able to see when my stylist makes me look like crap

  10. katzie

    oh whatevv guys this girl is gorgeous, some fucked up hair and a retarded dress cant kill her overall image, just a bad day, and her and ryan gosling are probably the cutest couple everrrrr.

  11. MrSemprini

    Dress? Bad, just bad. Looks like somebody had too much leftover Christmas wrap and dumped it on top of her.

    Hair? Looks OK. Better than any woman I see walking into or out of Wal-Mart. Wait… Why am I at Wal-Mart?

    Legs? Oh, my. What beauty. I’ve seen very few that compare. She, my dear fish, has a good leg. The shoes just accent it like a fine coffee accents a good meal. But, who’s the dork?

  12. Simple fix:

    1. Remove Dress

    2. Bend her over a table

    Problem solved.

  13. NicotineEyePatch

    If I can’t smell her cooze just looking at her picture, and I haven’t seen her sex video, she automatically has some of my respect.
    And she totally upstaged Lohan in Mean Girls, so I’ll forgive the amorphous sack she’s sportin’.

  14. BigJim

    I wonder how much she charges for babysitting.

  15. RichPort

    Well the hard on I had since my Mean Girls marathon is now officially gone, and somewhere in Hollywood, a stylist will have to die. Violently.

  16. Lowlands

    I’ve seen dressed up poodles spotting with pink in their fleece.But i must admit the dress what she’s wearing is different.

  17. It’s amazing, it’s always the really pretty girls that aren’t satisfied being really pretty and have to fuck up the way they look. Hey Rachel, Leave looking “Interesting” to warthogs like Kelly Osbourne.

  18. ImaCracka

    really… who is she? The notebook chick?

  19. who the hell is she. and what an awful dress.

  20. monday

    what a silly look, she’s such a gosling

  21. Pointandlaugh

    #12 – yes. My thoughts exactly.

    Love the dress length. very sexy.

  22. elizabeththewellread

    This woman rminds me of how my retarded little sister used to dress up her Barbies.

  23. jrzmommy

    I’m assuming her stylist went to the Helen Keller Academy of Fashion Design?

  24. SonJaSpiCe

    I don’t know… usually when people wear dresses like that it’s to hide a babybump. I’m just saying is all.

    She’s still adorable.

  25. 86

    I don’t care what she wears, I still want to be her.

  26. meee

    i’m in love with her (in a straight sort of way…yes…) but whats with the pink streaks in her hair? god it’s not 1997-2001 anymore!

  27. Okay, so she looks like she just woke up from a coma she’s been in since she was 7 and the last thing she saw was a Rainbow Brite cartoon, but with legs like that she can wear a potato sack for all I care.

  28. If that’s a 12-year-old, then prepare to see me getting busted on “To Catch A Predator”.

  29. Me

    Ummmm…….SO she and Young Herculese are still together huh? Weird.

  30. N'Arianne

    The Olsen twins look constantly spooked. I mean, really freaked out. Why is that? And why do they insist on making in worse with smokey eyes? They remind me of that blur girl from the grudge…Yeah, that’s right, the dead one. Except they’re twons, so they’re twice as scary…that’s some fraky shit.

  31. jrzmommy

    she’s just a little teeny tiny too close to resembling Lohan for my comfort.

  32. sol

    i would wait for a gust of wind then rush in and bite her hiney.

  33. agreed. shes real pretty, but not here

    http://www.carpemundus.com – judgemental

  34. Miss Skyline

    31. Agreed muchly! What a hideous dress.

  35. UNCLE NED

    Never heard of her. Nice legs, though.

  36. Wild Rose

    Beautiful Legs!!! She needs to wear short dresses more often. Treat us to some class and gams that are truly worth showing off! Compare hers to Britney’s—Gahhhh!

  37. Craig & "em"

    She’s one of my favorite actresses, BUT WTF?
    You should attach a streaming music file to these pics. I’m thinking Cindy Lauper’s famous 80′s song “GIRLS JUST WANNA DO CRACK!”

  38. 4DPants

    This dress looks like it was designed by Vincent from last season of “Project Runway.”

  39. fame is funny

    Sigh. I love her.

  40. jc7676

    #17 nailed it.

    I hate it when really pretty girls ugly themselves up trying to be fashion forward.

  41. I think she looks fine mini balloon dresses w/o tights, high waisted skinny pants, highwaisted balloon pants,are in right know pick up a vogue she just needed to pull hair back and have wisp bang to the side the dree would look better on someone who is taller it is supposed to elongate the legs. It looks fine she should be confident and not let the dress wear her the except for the aforementioned hair the first mini pic is a good pose to complete outfit. Also the shoes i think some wedges , or more toe sleavage definetly more heel would of done it.
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  42. Depraved22

    Except for that God-awful hair, the dress, shoes & the makeup, she doesn’t look half bad.

  43. metaphor

    What is she wearing, wallpaper?

    Great legs though.

  44. dk

    WOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ALL THE YOUNG ACTRESSES THESE DAYS?!

  45. kathleen170

    She may as well have worn a paper bag.

  46. The-Guslet

    Apparantly the pink streaks were for a role… I dunno – just one of the rumours going around.

    Agree with the comment re: dress, shoes and legs.

    (Though those shoes – in every colour – are big in Japan at the mo…)

  47. FecalPellets

    Anyone else have the Jem theme running through their head??

  48. FecalPellets

    BTW she’s adorable, but REALLY needs to slice that cancerous shit off her chin.

  49. drowningfool

    Looks like she’s trying to hop on the pedafile (sp?) bandwagon…a la Olsen twins pre-18 years old…that’s so yesterday. Get with the times. Its all about young BOYS now, not young girls. Sheesh.

  50. licklick

    So that’s what it takes to be a celebrity…lumpy legs and taste up the ass.

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