Rachel Bilson in Flaunt proves I really can hate Hayden Christensen more

November 4th, 2009 // 84 Comments

This is Rachel Bilson in the latest issue of Flaunt. This is also what Hayden Christensen gets to see naked thanks to George Lucas plucking him out of obscurity to take a horribly acted shit on my childhood. And this is me renewing my vow to stab that bearded bastard to death with an IG-88 action figure: Now I’ve seen your true form, Satan. Have at you!

Photos: Flaunt

  1. crazypants

    Very pretty girl, but extremely tiny and not particurlarly shapely – so she’s very much a “girl”. And there’s nothing wrong w/ that.

    I get that a lot of people like “girls” but I do prefer a more womanly body and look.

  2. terri

    She is usually super pretty theses pictures dont do her justice ive never thought she was sexy though should have done some fashion type pictures

  3. Meh

    Not bad. Better than most of the women you’ve been posting lately at least.

  4. The best part of this post is the thought of Hayden getting payback for his acting, not the chick.

  5. whatthe

    Hayden’s too hot for her. Seriously, he could do much better.

  6. Rancid

    She’s really hot in that strung-out, heroin junky kind of way. She looks like she is about to rip your throat out for her next fix.

    If they stuck her in a cave for hundreds of years, and she was preserved by a magical ring that kept her alive, but twisted her body and soul she would be even more hot.

  7. TA

    What on EARTH was the idea behind this photoshoot? Let’s do our best to make Rachel (who seems like a sweet girl) look like a strungout junkie?

  8. Sherm the Germ

    Photo-shopped or what! This girl is cute, nothing more – for fucking, not for keeping – know what I mean ; )

  9. The Juno

    IG-88 would mutilate Mr. Hayden. So many built-in weapons, so much time to choose.

  10. Greg

    Why the fuck are people hating on petite chicks so much? Would you guys rather be getting fucked by chicks built like men? Seriously? Then I suggest going to Thailand and finding yourself a ladyboy, because clearly that’s what your butthole is aching for.

  11. Greg

    Why the fuck are people hating on petite chicks so much? Would you guys rather be getting fucked by chicks built like men? Seriously? Then I suggest going to Thailand and finding yourself a ladyboy, because clearly that’s what your hole is aching for.

  12. Nina

    She’s certainly cute in her petite way, although like most Hollywood girls, could do with a bit more weight.

  13. umm…camera bags …I don’t think she is pretty at all, very average …..and greasy here… but I do like the name camera bags you sound hot

  14. IG-88 would mutilate Mr. Hayden. So many built-in weapons, so much time to choose.

  15. What on EARTH was the idea behind this photoshoot? Let’s do our best to make Rachel (who seems like a sweet girl) look like a strungout junkie?

  16. cracker jack

    Thats a cute crack head

  17. Keithypoo

    Hayden has never been good in anything. Not even in that movie where he is unconscious on an operating table. He can’t even die right. Jesus CHRIST!

  18. If I was hayden christiansen, Id be fucking better than this. Nice face, but she’s young so the face is nothing special. THe body is really nothing special.

  19. Made in china

  20. Why are fucking beautiful girls hate people so much? What made you guys but girls getting fucked by men like that? Seriously? Then I suggest going to Thailand and find yourself a ladyboy, because clearly that is aching for your hole.

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