Rachel Weisz Won The ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Premiere

Despite the presence of Mila Kunis who, in her defense, probably just found out her vagina is being treated exactly like Demi Moore’s, Rachel Weisz was easily the hottest thing at the premiere of Oz The Great And Powerful last night which proves getting banged by the current James Bond makes you look awesome. So at this time, I’d like to forgive my parents for renting me to Timothy Dalton that summer between first and second grade because, seriously, have you seen what it did to my cheekbones? How can I stay mad?

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