Despite the presence of Mila Kunis who, in her defense, probably just found out her vagina is being treated exactly like Demi Moore‘s, Rachel Weisz was easily the hottest thing at the premiere of Oz The Great And Powerful last night which proves getting banged by the current James Bond makes you look awesome. So at this time, I’d like to forgive my parents for renting me to Timothy Dalton that summer between first and second grade because, seriously, have you seen what it did to my cheekbones? How can I stay mad?
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Magnificent, this is one of the few actresses that will make me watch a movie just by being in it.
Fish, WAY tmi, dude!! Ewwwww!
“I exist only to torment you, Frank Burns. Enjoy the wanting, but not the having, you sad fool.”
Rachel has the class but Mila brings the heat.
Rachel looks like an archery bow without the string.
“So, how do you like your martini, Mr. Bond?”
‘why, balls deep in your fartbox, of course!’
She’s always gorgeous and can draw you into any role.
Rachel Weisz could have worn an old rug and still been hotter than Mila Kunis. Bones are for dogs, meat is for the man.
oh wow. green eyed brunettes are my weakness so, this entire post is killing me.
My god. 10 years after “The Shape of Things” and she’s still hot as fuck.
I am jealous of Ms. Weisz, oh so jealous.
I bet she’s not even wearing Spanx. I hate her!!!
Flawless.
My vagina is bigger then that gurl! She need some meat on dem bonez.
Yes, well-played Daniel Craig in snapping her up – she’s a smartie as well as lovely.
wow
if you can get past the beak, its all good.
Fucking stunning.