Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky Split Because Of This

Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky are calling it quits after nine years of cohabitation (No marriage, huh? The man truly is a genius…), and apparently the guy above pretending to be a sea lion had a hand in it. TMZ reports:

Reps for the former couple tell TMZ, “Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky have been separated for some months. They remain close friends and are committed to raising their son together in NYC.”
Sources tell us the couple will seek joint custody of their 4-year-old Henry Chance.
And sources tell TMZ Rachel has been linked to “James Bond” star Daniel Craig for months. They worked together on the upcoming flick, “Dream House,” in February and March of 2010.

Finally, now we know why Darren Aronofsky decided to direct Wolverine 2. He obviously needs a.) money for child support and/or b.) a way to look sad, pathetic and lost without Rachel Weisz so she’ll take him back. Think of it as his version of laying around in sweats and eating Hot Pockets three squares a day.

HUGH: Darren, how do you want to work this scene?
DARREN: We’re going to shoot it in 3D using fast slow-mo like Zach Snyder always does.
HUGH: My God, man, what’s happened to you?

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