Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky Split Because Of This

November 9th, 2010 // 32 Comments

Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky are calling it quits after nine years of cohabitation (No marriage, huh? The man truly is a genius…), and apparently the guy above pretending to be a sea lion had a hand in it. TMZ reports:

Reps for the former couple tell TMZ, “Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky have been separated for some months. They remain close friends and are committed to raising their son together in NYC.”
Sources tell us the couple will seek joint custody of their 4-year-old Henry Chance.
And sources tell TMZ Rachel has been linked to “James Bond” star Daniel Craig for months. They worked together on the upcoming flick, “Dream House,” in February and March of 2010.

Finally, now we know why Darren Aronofsky decided to direct Wolverine 2. He obviously needs a.) money for child support and/or b.) a way to look sad, pathetic and lost without Rachel Weisz so she’ll take him back. Think of it as his version of laying around in sweats and eating Hot Pockets three squares a day.

HUGH: Darren, how do you want to work this scene?
DARREN: We’re going to shoot it in 3D using fast slow-mo like Zach Snyder always does.
HUGH: My God, man, what’s happened to you?

Photos: Flynet


  1. WTF?

    Need pics of Rachel in a swimsuit, not this old geezer.

  2. Doc Schweintrudel

    He looks like a peasant who drinks vodka and drives a field tractor

  3. Ooh she’s half austrian like hitler

  4. jim x

    Aronofsky will now bang whoever the leading lady is, because she will be a starlet with the highest nubile fertility rating casting can find.

  5. Jones

    Maybe he was tapping Portman? I hope so, if she was getting railed by 007.

  6. Cock Dr

    Thanks for the old barechested shots of jughead 007.

  7. Nevada

    All these celebrities, both male and female, are a bunch of home-wrecker little sluts. The only thing cute about James Bond are the color of his eyes, he has very beautiful blue eyes, but other than that……he’s just another fat old actor.

    • Amy

      Agreed. All the good actors are getting old. There seem to be no good, hot up and coming actors. They guy who played in Avatar and Terminator just isn’t cutting it.

    • Fidelity means nothing to these people it seems. Why they even bother to go through with Marriage or being common law partners confounds me. They can’t stay faithful, they gain nothing from being married, and when they divorce it causes turmoil and financial hardship, especially for the man.

      Stay single, sleep around, be a pig, and don’t have kids because they obviously aren’t going to be faithful, work hard on their marriage, and raise their kids in a functional environment.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      What about Zach Galifianakis?

  8. Amy

    I mean, he’s okay looking if you put a bag over his head. Either way, he’s probably way hotter than her boyfriend.

  9. Daniel Craig
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    WHAT? That hussy!!! She better watch herself, he is MINE!! And the claws are out. grrrrrrooowwwwllll. He is just SMOKIN!!!

  10. Daniel Craig
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    Oh My Goodness…. I just got the chills, in a really good way! YUUMMMMM to the double YUMMMMMM

  11. Daniel Craig
    Cock Dr
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    This is definitely Daniel’s best side.

  12. kurgen99

    I thought he was gay? I thought there were reports of him making out with guys?

  13. Daniel Craig
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  14. Daniel Craig
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    Thanks for sharing.

  15. He looks like a forty-five year old Butters

  16. Toby Weymiller

    This guy used to be the governor of California.

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