Is Rachel Uchitel really a celebrity? No, of course not. Hookers don’t count. However she is a walking example of what Tiger Woods is willing to drop at least $110 million on for his penis – divorce settlement + hush money. – so here she is in Los Angeles yesterday with a dude whose wife is probably seeing these for the first time and jamming a shotgun full of steak knives. (You girls are so cute when you’re angry.)
Moral of the Story: Does she take Visa? Men are retarded. — And that Visa question.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Que nice.
Looking OLD.
Not hot.
You stole my comment.
100% not hot. Crap lipo effort.
Now that Tiger’ is single, he doesn’t have “take what he can get”. You’ll start seeing him with a lot better than Rachel (and the others) soon.
So not worth it,she has a Tara Reid stomach, ewww!
blargh. body not attractive at all.
Certainly doesn’t look worth $10 mil to me…
Enough about her….What the hell kind of dog is that?
thumbs up, looks pretty scary…
looks like an ewok.
mmm i love a women with a bucket cunt, i’d drink her bath water
looks a bit doughy around the midsection.
Also, who is she?
one last question. what the fuck is following her, is that a dog??
Lipo belly.
No sir, I don’t like it.
Moral of the Story is NOT “Men are retarded”. Moral of the Story is “Whores who show off their pussy & tits get paid”.
that dog is disgusting. the 4 legged one is pretty ugly too.
Lotsa mutts on the beach.
Uhg, I wouldn’t touch that skank with a wuffle ball bat
buttaface
Marvelous Cans.
First!
Who is the guy?
Still waiting to see this tranny’s Uchitel Peninsula
Is that London?
She looks better all slutted up in club clothes. You can tell by the rippling on the belly she’s had lipo.
If thats what her stomach looks like after lipo, what did it look like before?!?
I figured her body would look a LOT better than that.. how disappointing..
Worse horseface than Mark Teixeira
Definitely the worst $10 to $110 million ever spent. If Tiger spread it over all of his hookers/girlfriends then everything would have been kept quiet. He paid one for silence and everyone else squawked, loudly. To her credit here she doesn’t have pounds of makeup or stripper heels on the beach. Looks like a healthy normal chick. Must have a lot of talents.
The dog looks like Brussels Griffon. They are adorable. I have two.
very average
Do they taste good?
Brussels Griffons that is.
Not really sure why celebrities want to fuck her. I mean, she’s got a good body but her face is kind of fucked up. Looks like a cross between a guy and a horse.
That thing, or Elin Nordgrin? What in the sweet monkey fuck was Tiger thinking.. And this is one of the hotter and classier ones..
I had Tiger’s money there would be no way I would get near that but I also would have never cheated on what he had . . .
I wonder if the problem was Elin wouldn’t let him do her in the butt.
why all men cheat.
that, my friends, is a puppy-milled Brussels Griffon. A very chunky one.
Look at that dog. And what a cute little pooch, next to it.
Tice nits.
Da’s about it.
That’s one butt-ugly dog. (and I’m not proud – I’d pound the other one ’till her ears bled).
this is a belly due to operations!!
Yep, total tummy tuck tummy. Bordering on Tara Reid territory.
THATS WHAT YOU GET, CHEATERS!
I’m suffering from dog envy.
Is that Snooki walking along behind her??
her dog looks like a fucking wookie.
His ex-wife was hotter than this chick, or any of his other hookers for that matter. By the looks of the guy she’s with, it looks like she’s still on the stroll.
That’s what baffles me every time – not one of these hoes is half as hot as his wife. What was the freaking point, Tiga?
I could say about this photo; that’s TW in a next life.But then again,i’m not into bestiality.
I’d recognize TW’s tongue.
Goddamnit, Tiger cheated with Melissa Rivers!
She’s got lipo’ed tranny written all over her tummy and face, she’s one of those chicks who from far away looks okay, but the closer you get, she looks like a crossbreed of a horse and a man.
This old heffa needs to know when it’s time to hang up the bikini. No one wants to look at a braille tummy, put on a one piece for crying out loud.
ugly whore
Seriously, my girlfriend looks so much better, then her and KIM for that matter. JC, i guess these guys are really drunk.
She needs to start working out. No kids and her stomach look like that? Get off the corner and go to the gym. Tiger is a damn fool.
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Raquel is to lick pussy and suck her vagina and her clitoris and then when this nasty, throw two or three powders
“Raquel is to lick pussy and suck her vagina and her clitoris and then when this nasty, throw two or three powders”
ummm, wtf?
I cannot look away from the semi-canine ewok thing. It is sort of cute and terrifying at once.
Really? THIS is who he cheated on ELIN NORDGRIN with?!?! What is UP with these men cheating on drop dead gorgeous women with ugly, skank pigs?!