Is Rachel Uchitel really a celebrity? No, of course not. Hookers don’t count. However she is a walking example of what Tiger Woods is willing to drop at least $110 million on for his penis – divorce settlement + hush money. – so here she is in Los Angeles yesterday with a dude whose wife is probably seeing these for the first time and jamming a shotgun full of steak knives. (You girls are so cute when you’re angry.)
Moral of the Story: Does she take Visa? Men are retarded. — And that Visa question.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Que | August 24, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Que nice.
Jake | August 25, 2010 at 8:01 am
Looking OLD.
Taz | August 24, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Not hot.
Gammon | August 24, 2010 at 6:40 pm
You stole my comment.
100% not hot. Crap lipo effort.
oooaaahhh | August 24, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Now that Tiger’ is single, he doesn’t have “take what he can get”. You’ll start seeing him with a lot better than Rachel (and the others) soon.
Jammy | August 24, 2010 at 4:57 pm
So not worth it,she has a Tara Reid stomach, ewww!
argh! | August 24, 2010 at 3:42 pm
blargh. body not attractive at all.
hmm | August 24, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Enough about her….What the hell kind of dog is that?
Iz | August 24, 2010 at 4:30 pm
thumbs up, looks pretty scary…
eh? | August 24, 2010 at 5:06 pm
looks like an ewok.
Darkie | August 24, 2010 at 3:53 pm
mmm i love a women with a bucket cunt, i’d drink her bath water
McFeely Smackup | August 24, 2010 at 3:55 pm
looks a bit doughy around the midsection.
Also, who is she?
one last question. what the fuck is following her, is that a dog??
justifiable | August 24, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Lipo belly.
FrankNfrtr | August 24, 2010 at 3:58 pm
No sir, I don’t like it.
So what | August 24, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Moral of the Story is NOT “Men are retarded”. Moral of the Story is “Whores who show off their pussy & tits get paid”.
skippy | August 24, 2010 at 4:03 pm
that dog is disgusting. the 4 legged one is pretty ugly too.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 24, 2010 at 4:18 pm
buttaface
Sunidaze | August 24, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Who is the guy?
Pseudopodia | August 24, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Still waiting to see this tranny’s Uchitel Peninsula
Deacon Jones | August 24, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Is that London?
She looks better all slutted up in club clothes. You can tell by the rippling on the belly she’s had lipo.
Adam | August 24, 2010 at 7:39 pm
If thats what her stomach looks like after lipo, what did it look like before?!?
Brianna | August 24, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I figured her body would look a LOT better than that.. how disappointing..
krunkkybooty | August 24, 2010 at 5:01 pm
The dog looks like Brussels Griffon. They are adorable. I have two.
richard | August 24, 2010 at 5:04 pm
very average
Korean Guy | August 24, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Do they taste good?
Korean Guy | August 24, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Brussels Griffons that is.
Perez Hilton Has AIDS | August 24, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Not really sure why celebrities want to fuck her. I mean, she’s got a good body but her face is kind of fucked up. Looks like a cross between a guy and a horse.
Mansk | August 24, 2010 at 5:29 pm
That thing, or Elin Nordgrin? What in the sweet monkey fuck was Tiger thinking.. And this is one of the hotter and classier ones..
krunkkybooty | August 24, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I wonder if the problem was Elin wouldn’t let him do her in the butt.
that's | August 24, 2010 at 6:03 pm
why all men cheat.
charity | August 24, 2010 at 6:14 pm
that, my friends, is a puppy-milled Brussels Griffon. A very chunky one.
Poof | August 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Tice nits.
Da’s about it.
noodles | August 24, 2010 at 8:53 pm
That’s one butt-ugly dog. (and I’m not proud – I’d pound the other one ’till her ears bled).
captain america | August 25, 2010 at 1:00 am
this is a belly due to operations!!
Jessesgirl | August 25, 2010 at 6:07 am
Yep, total tummy tuck tummy. Bordering on Tara Reid territory.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 25, 2010 at 8:20 am
THATS WHAT YOU GET, CHEATERS!
Jen | August 25, 2010 at 9:00 am
her dog looks like a fucking wookie.
Rhialto | August 25, 2010 at 10:17 am
I could say about this photo; that’s TW in a next life.But then again,i’m not into bestiality.
Nero | August 25, 2010 at 10:26 am
I’d recognize TW’s tongue.
dano | August 25, 2010 at 11:23 am
Goddamnit, Tiger cheated with Melissa Rivers!
wtf | August 25, 2010 at 11:24 am
She’s got lipo’ed tranny written all over her tummy and face, she’s one of those chicks who from far away looks okay, but the closer you get, she looks like a crossbreed of a horse and a man.
riley | August 25, 2010 at 11:25 am
This old heffa needs to know when it’s time to hang up the bikini. No one wants to look at a braille tummy, put on a one piece for crying out loud.
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Laurie | August 27, 2010 at 1:25 am
Really? THIS is who he cheated on ELIN NORDGRIN with?!?! What is UP with these men cheating on drop dead gorgeous women with ugly, skank pigs?!
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