Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds?

For those of you who don’t remember, Rachel Uchitel was the first Tiger Woods mistress to come forward and then back off after receiving a $1 million payoff. She then followed that up by banging a married David Boreanaz then a married Jeremy London before getting married herself because clearly nothing in her experience has suggested marriage is complete and absolute horseshit. That lasted about a year. TMZ reports:

Hahn states in his divorce filing he wants the divorce on grounds of “cruel and inhuman treatment … such that the conduct of the defendant [Rachel] so endangers the physical or mental well being of the plaintiff as renders it unsafe or improper for the plaintiff to cohabit with the defendant.”
Although Hahn is asking for an “equitable distribution of marital assets,” it’s pretty certain Rachel’s settlement with Tiger Woods will remain hers.

Rachel is claiming her husband is abusive which, who knows, could be the case. The important thing is the Elin Nordegren pics below which are worth way more of your time than anything I just wrote about. Because, seriously, who the hell are half of these people? Tiger Woods? That doesn’t even sound real.

Photos: Pacific Coast News