Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds?

June 11th, 2013 // 16 Comments
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For those of you who don’t remember, Rachel Uchitel was the first Tiger Woods mistress to come forward and then back off after receiving a $1 million payoff. She then followed that up by banging a married David Boreanaz then a married Jeremy London before getting married herself because clearly nothing in her experience has suggested marriage is complete and absolute horseshit. That lasted about a year. TMZ reports:

Hahn states in his divorce filing he wants the divorce on grounds of “cruel and inhuman treatment … such that the conduct of the defendant [Rachel] so endangers the physical or mental well being of the plaintiff as renders it unsafe or improper for the plaintiff to cohabit with the defendant.”
Although Hahn is asking for an “equitable distribution of marital assets,” it’s pretty certain Rachel’s settlement with Tiger Woods will remain hers.

Rachel is claiming her husband is abusive which, who knows, could be the case. The important thing is the Elin Nordegren pics below which are worth way more of your time than anything I just wrote about. Because, seriously, who the hell are half of these people? Tiger Woods? That doesn’t even sound real.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. “it’s pretty certain Rachel’s settlement with Tiger Woods will remain hers.”
    So why should we give a fuck? The whore still has $1 million of slut money.

  2. I guess the guy got tired of her bringing johns home. Go figure.

  3. It’s amazing that a pair of sunglasses can make you go from a 2 to a 9.

  4. MJ

    I’m sure even on her worst days Elin is better looking and has far more class than Rachel Uchitel. She simply fit his type. Had Rachel been in Elin’s she probably would never have left – let alone divorced or gave up the Woods last name. She would’ve played the forgiving wife to keep the Mrs Woods status and pumped out another kid. Maybe Rachel cheated on her husband with Tiger? Wouldn’t surprise me…they deserve each other. Yeah, I know Tiger’s in a ‘committed’ relationship now. Sure. And carries around non-disclosure agreements like Charlie Sheen carries condoms.

    • “…has far more class than Rachel Uchitel.”
      Wouldn’t that be like saying she has a higher IQ than horsemeat? Or perhaps opining that she is prettier than Honey Boo Boo’s mom, June Shannon?

    • Class? The “nanny” that targeted rich golfers and now targets any billionaire that she can get to date her, class? What a joke.

  5. Rachel Uchitel Bikini
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    so I have as big a penis as tiger right?

  6. Rachel Uchitel Bikini
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  7. Why did he marry this whore?

  8. I used to find Rachel Uchitel pretty attractive, then, somewhere along the line, she sucked a hundred or so too many dicks. Now her lips look like they’re molded out of Play-Doh.

  9. Cock Dr

    If a woman plays her cards EXACTLY RIGHT being a home wrecking bimbo can be extremely profitable.

  10. Garbage. I hope she finds someone she really loves. So he can cheat on her with some new gold digger.

  11. Jussayin

    I read that statement to mean that her husband is accusing HER of the inhumane treatment, am I wrong? Then again I don’t visit this site for its veracity (or do I?)

  12. GoldDigger

    Black dudes with money are easily seduced by slutty white women. (Tiger,Kanye,Kobe,etc…)

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