Rachel Bilson Looks Awesome In A Bikini

April 17th, 2013 // 85 Comments

Rachel Bilson has clearly been eating because she looks fantastic in a bikini now and even has one of those butt things people sometimes have. Unfortunately, it’s wasted on Hayden Christensen, but that’s not so much Rachel Bilson’s fault as God’s for wanting to make sure we know he really fucking hates us. “Apparently killing little kids is a bit too subtle. Ooh, I’ve got just the thing!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. SMB

    dude…wtf??? how long has she had this body??? why was’nt i notified??? being a grown heterosexual male, i am almost 100% unaware of this crop of new, young starlets from the early 2000′s on up, and apparently, i am missing some scrumptious, luscious booties!!!

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    Kardashabilson Ass.

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    Skeeter
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    I’ve been a huge fan of Bilson for years. I’d like to tongue her adorable anus and pound her vag.

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    anonym
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    damn that’s curvy.

    needs longer legs though.

    and she needs to go topless so ugly tan lines don’t show

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    Matt
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    zomg she always surprises.

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    Matt
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    love the hip to waist ratio. that is ideal.

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    Matt
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    btw i think these have been photoshopped, the monkey is fake?

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    Matt
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    amazinggggggggg

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    Matt
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    HAHAHAHA gold.

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    Matt
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    I am actually saving this picture to my hard drive it is that good.

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    Big Balls
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    Shit, damn, fire and save matches… I’d suck on those titties with the black bikini!

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    Big Balls
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    Being patriotic, I’d die for my country by suffication between those willing asscheeks!

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    Big Balls
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    Why wasn’t I a monkey, in life?!?

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    Big Balls
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    And speaking of monkeys, I’m spanking mine, right now!!!

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    Big Balls
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    You can easily photoshop out the dorks in this pic… I can almost taste that prime ass! Fuck, back to spanking my monkey!!!

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    Elf
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    Wow! This truly is the revenge of the Sith.

  17. Whatever

    Dauym, I want to look like that.

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    They are cute and lovely, hope they won’t turn into trash.

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    Ha ha I know! I can’t believe I fucked him either!

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    Jizzmopper
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    I was so mesmerized by her glorious chunky ass, that it was only after spending several seconds and three loads that I noticed the ugly broad had a monkey on her head.

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    Jizzmopper
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    Derp

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    some black guy
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    amazing body, beautiful girl

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    sc4play
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    Now where did they say that meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty committee was??

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    Andrew
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    That is an ass I WOULD DESTROY.

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    Thanks for the year-end reminder that she’s dating young Annakin. I thought I condemned him to die alone?

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    What do you call it when a stupid, tourist-baiting monkey crowds Harden Christensen out of a photo?

    A vast improvement.

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    It’s Bilswatch!

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    She is a total BILF.

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    Interred Ferguson
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    Damn….sea monkeys are real!

    For those crowing about her friend’s larger rack, I’ll take quality over quantity every time. If both tops fell off, I’m pretty sure I’d have a harder time taking my eyes of Rachel’s funbags. She comes off as a bit heavy and untoned from the back, but those curves are killin’ from the front.

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