Rachel Bilson in a Bikini

April 25th, 2011 // 89 Comments

Because I left Serena Williams at the top of the page since, I dunno let’s say, 11 a.m. Friday, here’s Rachel Bilson in Barbados over the weekend. She’s there with Hayden Christensen who you’ll notice I cropped out of every single photo because George Lucas isn’t the only one around here who can digitally manipulate actors. Or write horrible-ass dialog.

RACHEL: Oh, Hayden, I love you…
HAYDEN: I built C-3PO.
RACHEL: What?
HAYDEN: The Force is basically blood parasites.
RACHEL: Oh, Ani, meesa confused!

See? God awful. (Suck it, Lucas.)

Photos: Fame, Flynet, Splash News

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  1. American Meatgoat

    I’m looking at the ‘skinny’ Snooki pictures, trying to figure out how many cocktails would make that hot, and I can’t take anymore. I go back and it’s this. You have no idea how happy I am.

  2. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    ri
    Commented on this photo:

    HOT DAMN that is one sizzlin’ hot skinny girl and I don’t even like skinny girls. Why isn’t she in more stuff? Rachel call me I’ll manage your career among other things.

  3. Uncle Caw-yin

    Looks like you cropped out her breasts as well.

  4. Yow

    It’s like she’s a different species than Serena.

  5. krutboo

    where are the straight on ass shots?

  6. Lohan Stole my Necklace

    Always looks cute, never looks hot.
    She will be 55 and still look like a teenager.

    • That’s a good thing!
      And I do think she’s both cute and pretty and has a young look to her. Most girls only look ‘hot’ when they have tons of makeup and big boobs, she doesn’t need all that.

  7. Clarence Beeks

    she has a great little body! I think she is adorable, but no way sexy. I also think she is a call girl, because there is no other way to explain her being able to afford her lifestyle.

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    Zeeno
    Commented on this photo:

    She is pretty, I like her breasts.

  9. KC

    How does she keep alternating bikinis like that?

  10. the captain

    but without it she is more attractive.
    …………I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT!!

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    Chase
    Commented on this photo:

    Rachel who?

    Shes a fatass that just needs to go away . #hasbeen

  12. tiffini

    She has no breasts . Gross . Shes a tiny titty failure .

    • Rachel Bilson

      Fat jealous woman detected.

    • Hannah

      Jealous much? Her breasts are in proportion to her slim frame. I hate when fat women tear apart thin women for their small breasts. I’m 5’8″ and 125 pounds and I have a “friend” who is 5’1″ and 160-170 and is always bagging on small chested women and saying that women with less than a c cup aren’t real women even though she is built like a brick. I’m sure you would trade bodies with Rachel in a second.

    • Honkey

      I think what Tiffini meant was that Rachel only has two breasts, in comparison to the many additional “breasts” formed when Tiffini lays a certain way. It counts as a breast if you put a slice of pepperoni on it to act as a nipple, right? Thought so…

  13. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    lala
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW… She’s smoking… WTF… why isn’t she getting more movies.

  14. Bridget

    I never thought she was particularly attractive but wow! She looks great in these photos! Naturally gorgeous. Amazing body and her face is even prettier without make up!

  15. Alex

    She’s gorgeous. Skinny chicks usually don’t have massive breasts. Only fat chicks or girls with plus twos (implants)

  16. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Lettuce
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot chick. I think the small breasts are a great size for her frame. Count me in!

  17. ingen haagen daaz

    and here’s what Serena ate two of earlier, to maintain her ass-tastic physique

  18. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s is Rachel…be a bad girl….pull them down just a little. Ignore the guy with the three foot telephoto lens who somehow managed to find you in the Barbados.

  19. Huh

    Super hot, it’s a shame that she can’t act her way out of a wet, paper bag.

  20. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    g33k
    Commented on this photo:

    In the event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, stop viewing these photos.

  21. Cock Dr

    Pretty girl. Further proof small breasted women don’t need to mutilate themselves with implants to look great in a bikini.

  22. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Pong
    Commented on this photo:

    This, gentlemen, is why I am visiting this site. Besides witty comments of course.

  23. vitobonespur

    Cuter than a speckled pup. Pretty butt, too.

  24. Sleazy P. Martini

    Gorgeous. See, THIS is what an attractive human female looks like!

  25. Deacon Jones

    ANNNNDD, no full ass shots, once again.

    Is there some little leprechuan that runs around the tropics, deleting pics of celebrities’ asses?

  26. fifteenpiecesofflare

    I think she looks chic as hell. Great taste in swimwear. Kinda resembles a pubescent Cindy Crawford tho.

  27. Jersey Torch

    I have problems

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    wowee
    Commented on this photo:

    seriously just got an erection!

  29. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    tits
    Commented on this photo:

    Dat ass

  30. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    fifteenpiecesofflare
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice bewbs

  31. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    NG
    Commented on this photo:

    40 pics really? She’s not that hot.

  32. richie

    delish!

  33. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

  34. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just cried a little… that’s how beautiful this moment is right now.

  35. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    Do they give out Nobel Prize nominations for continued efforts and dedication to all things bikini?

  36. I’m pretty sure Hayden Christensen is the only confirmed case of a human who speaks in Courier font.

  37. Muffy the Lesbian

    Rachel Blahson .. only slightly less talentless than her hack dad.

  38. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    So… it’s 2011.. why the fuck don’t we have “see-through” technology yet?! It’s almost as if there is a secret blue-balls society run by women preventing it’s advancement.

  39. RasputinsLiver

    One a scale of 1 to 10 I rate her a 4 at best.

    But, at least decent looking, particularly when compared to Lohan, Serena Williams, and those two old bags Kathy Griffin and Kirstie Alley.

    Much better, Fish. Much easier on the eyes.

  40. She looks great, her body is perfect.

  41. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    faelbrasil
    Commented on this photo:

    nice

  42. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    faelbrasil
    Commented on this photo:

    see-through bikini

  43. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    faelbrasil
    Commented on this photo:

    nice

  44. Donald Trump

    She looks like a boy. There’s absolutely nothing feminine about this girl. And all you guys who think she’s gorgeous….you might wanna explore your sexuality a bit.

    • Captain Slappy

      Generally, a lot of the dudes here are gay, and like that “14 Year Old Boy” look most of these “actresses” sport. That way, they don’t feel “as guilty as before”. You would have thought they would have been all over Lady Gaga and her “penis issue”…..wait, is that the exodus to FWAP-Town I hear?…..

    • Mrs. Nick Jonas

      Boys don’t have breasts and hips. Rachel might not be a Sophia Loren, but she certainly looks very feminine to me tyvm.

    • welldoneson

      “absolutely nothing feminine about this girl”?

      well, yeah, except for her boobs, smooth muscles, slim figure…
      and that she doesn’t have 40 pounds of flab hanging off her hips.

      you idiot.

  45. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Adam Brody
    Commented on this photo:

    Not one good ass shot. C’mon, it’s Monday. Help us out here Rachel!

  46. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    That face she’s making is kinda awful but she is really pretty. No need for the face gunk, and she doesn’t look like a damn sick-skinny train pole either. She’s curvy and looks healthy, too. Good for her representing girls who are somewhere in the middle (i.e., not a size 00 and not a size 24).

  47. Rachel Bilson Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Very doable.

  48. bob

    I’ll never understand why guys find chicks with no ass (or breasts in this case) attractive. Doesn’t it feel weird slapping on that pancake booty? I need something that I can grab, and something that bounces and jiggles a bit.

    • I don’t know who u exactly find acttractive, but if I was a guy, I would take this over a girl who has big boobs and ass because she’s fat or has stuffed them w silicone in a second. She has nice curves and B boobs with a naturally pretty face, sounds pretty good to me..

      • bob

        Brooklyn Decker, Meagan Good, Christina Milian, Jessica Biel, etc….all curvy without being fat. I can go on and on. Rachel Bilson is just a prime example of the anorexia that society has found attractive. What are you going to do with those little boobies of hers? I might as well suck on my own LOL…

  49. Me

    I think her figure is just fine, but I’ve always found her face to be strange. Her eyes are kind of mean and “frowny.” Her nose looks too small, it’s just all put together wrong for me. She’s in the same category with Olivia Munn as far as I’m concerned, most people think they’re hot, but they don’t do it for me.

    • Chase

      Yes ! Her face feels completely “off”…. Ugh with does Hollywood keep hiring all those Wonky Wackos. #abomination #justwrong

  50. dramkit

    She looks like she’d do bukakke. And swallowed while at it. Girl knows how to get what she wants.

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