Because I left Serena Williams at the top of the page since, I dunno let’s say, 11 a.m. Friday, here’s Rachel Bilson in Barbados over the weekend. She’s there with Hayden Christensen who you’ll notice I cropped out of every single photo because George Lucas isn’t the only one around here who can digitally manipulate actors. Or write horrible-ass dialog.
RACHEL: Oh, Hayden, I love you…
HAYDEN: I built C-3PO.
RACHEL: What?
HAYDEN: The Force is basically blood parasites.
RACHEL: Oh, Ani, meesa confused!
See? God awful. (Suck it, Lucas.)
Photos: Fame, Flynet, Splash News
I’m looking at the ‘skinny’ Snooki pictures, trying to figure out how many cocktails would make that hot, and I can’t take anymore. I go back and it’s this. You have no idea how happy I am.
HOT DAMN that is one sizzlin’ hot skinny girl and I don’t even like skinny girls. Why isn’t she in more stuff? Rachel call me I’ll manage your career among other things.
Looks like you cropped out her breasts as well.
It’s like she’s a different species than Serena.
lol
A few roids and a lot of cheeseburgers and she could be Serena.
and about a billion dollars in liquid assets..
oops, oh yeah, and a TALENT
where are the straight on ass shots?
Always looks cute, never looks hot.
She will be 55 and still look like a teenager.
That’s a good thing!
And I do think she’s both cute and pretty and has a young look to her. Most girls only look ‘hot’ when they have tons of makeup and big boobs, she doesn’t need all that.
she has a great little body! I think she is adorable, but no way sexy. I also think she is a call girl, because there is no other way to explain her being able to afford her lifestyle.
Nah, her pops runs THQ – a video game firm.
She is pretty, I like her breasts.
How does she keep alternating bikinis like that?
but without it she is more attractive.
…………I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT!!
Rachel who?
Shes a fatass that just needs to go away . #hasbeen
She has no breasts . Gross . Shes a tiny titty failure .
Fat jealous woman detected.
i was kidding. she looks great. i just enjoy trolling this godawful blog. cheers
Jealous much? Her breasts are in proportion to her slim frame. I hate when fat women tear apart thin women for their small breasts. I’m 5’8″ and 125 pounds and I have a “friend” who is 5’1″ and 160-170 and is always bagging on small chested women and saying that women with less than a c cup aren’t real women even though she is built like a brick. I’m sure you would trade bodies with Rachel in a second.
Why would you be friends with a fat chick?
girls do it so they feel skinny…see how she said “friend”…its a self esteem thing..
I think what Tiffini meant was that Rachel only has two breasts, in comparison to the many additional “breasts” formed when Tiffini lays a certain way. It counts as a breast if you put a slice of pepperoni on it to act as a nipple, right? Thought so…
WOW… She’s smoking… WTF… why isn’t she getting more movies.
I never thought she was particularly attractive but wow! She looks great in these photos! Naturally gorgeous. Amazing body and her face is even prettier without make up!
She’s gorgeous. Skinny chicks usually don’t have massive breasts. Only fat chicks or girls with plus twos (implants)
True. All you need is a perky handful.
DA strong!
eww don’t promote that disgusting website here
Hot chick. I think the small breasts are a great size for her frame. Count me in!
and here’s what Serena ate two of earlier, to maintain her ass-tastic physique
That’s is Rachel…be a bad girl….pull them down just a little. Ignore the guy with the three foot telephoto lens who somehow managed to find you in the Barbados.
Super hot, it’s a shame that she can’t act her way out of a wet, paper bag.
Well, it looks like she’s heading toward becoming a professional girlfriend.
In the event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, stop viewing these photos.
Pretty girl. Further proof small breasted women don’t need to mutilate themselves with implants to look great in a bikini.
Well said.
My Bs thank you (although when I’m PMSing, they grow to look like Cs).
This, gentlemen, is why I am visiting this site. Besides witty comments of course.
Cuter than a speckled pup. Pretty butt, too.
Gorgeous. See, THIS is what an attractive human female looks like!
No, the word you’re looking for is exquisite.
No, the word you’re both looking for is average.
No Bob, she’s a pretty girl even with no makeup.
ANNNNDD, no full ass shots, once again.
Is there some little leprechuan that runs around the tropics, deleting pics of celebrities’ asses?
Kinda like the way someone deleted your cock..or did it just disappear underneath that hill you call your stomach.
Wow, I mustve pissed someone off last week…
I think she looks chic as hell. Great taste in swimwear. Kinda resembles a pubescent Cindy Crawford tho.
I have problems
Care to elaborate?
I only like girls that look like this. I am a perfectionist. Any woman that doesn’t look like this is a fat chick. Not curvy, not voluptuous, FAT!
It’s a HUGE (pun intended) problem because most women are obeast!
Well since “most” implies more than 50% of women your odds of being satisfied are already below 50%. I would recommend medication.
Obeast?
I fear that your chance of getting chicks like this are slim considering you are dumb as a pile of bricks.
+1000
seriously just got an erection!
Dat ass
Nice bewbs
40 pics really? She’s not that hot.
delish!
I’ll roger your ‘delish!’ and add a ‘boing’!
NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
I think I just cried a little… that’s how beautiful this moment is right now.
Do they give out Nobel Prize nominations for continued efforts and dedication to all things bikini?
I’m pretty sure Hayden Christensen is the only confirmed case of a human who speaks in Courier font.
Rachel Blahson .. only slightly less talentless than her hack dad.
So… it’s 2011.. why the fuck don’t we have “see-through” technology yet?! It’s almost as if there is a secret blue-balls society run by women preventing it’s advancement.
One a scale of 1 to 10 I rate her a 4 at best.
But, at least decent looking, particularly when compared to Lohan, Serena Williams, and those two old bags Kathy Griffin and Kirstie Alley.
Much better, Fish. Much easier on the eyes.
She looks great, her body is perfect.
Perfect? You must not get out much.
nice
see-through bikini
nice
She looks like a boy. There’s absolutely nothing feminine about this girl. And all you guys who think she’s gorgeous….you might wanna explore your sexuality a bit.
Generally, a lot of the dudes here are gay, and like that “14 Year Old Boy” look most of these “actresses” sport. That way, they don’t feel “as guilty as before”. You would have thought they would have been all over Lady Gaga and her “penis issue”…..wait, is that the exodus to FWAP-Town I hear?…..
Boys don’t have breasts and hips. Rachel might not be a Sophia Loren, but she certainly looks very feminine to me tyvm.
“absolutely nothing feminine about this girl”?
well, yeah, except for her boobs, smooth muscles, slim figure…
and that she doesn’t have 40 pounds of flab hanging off her hips.
you idiot.
Not one good ass shot. C’mon, it’s Monday. Help us out here Rachel!
probably photographers had difficult time moving around.
That face she’s making is kinda awful but she is really pretty. No need for the face gunk, and she doesn’t look like a damn sick-skinny train pole either. She’s curvy and looks healthy, too. Good for her representing girls who are somewhere in the middle (i.e., not a size 00 and not a size 24).
Very doable.
I’ll never understand why guys find chicks with no ass (or breasts in this case) attractive. Doesn’t it feel weird slapping on that pancake booty? I need something that I can grab, and something that bounces and jiggles a bit.
I don’t know who u exactly find acttractive, but if I was a guy, I would take this over a girl who has big boobs and ass because she’s fat or has stuffed them w silicone in a second. She has nice curves and B boobs with a naturally pretty face, sounds pretty good to me..
Brooklyn Decker, Meagan Good, Christina Milian, Jessica Biel, etc….all curvy without being fat. I can go on and on. Rachel Bilson is just a prime example of the anorexia that society has found attractive. What are you going to do with those little boobies of hers? I might as well suck on my own LOL…
I think her figure is just fine, but I’ve always found her face to be strange. Her eyes are kind of mean and “frowny.” Her nose looks too small, it’s just all put together wrong for me. She’s in the same category with Olivia Munn as far as I’m concerned, most people think they’re hot, but they don’t do it for me.
Yes ! Her face feels completely “off”…. Ugh with does Hollywood keep hiring all those Wonky Wackos. #abomination #justwrong
She looks like she’d do bukakke. And swallowed while at it. Girl knows how to get what she wants.