Rachael Ray was bitten by a dog in Union Square Park Saturday when a stray attacked her pit-bull mix, Isaboo, and she defended it. Her rep says:
“This dog came up – there was no owner in sight – and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”
Shouldn’t Rachael Ray be a little more concerned that a stray dog just bit her? I’m sure it was a very qualified nurse that looked at her, but in a month when she’s foaming at the mouth and going crazy she’s probably gonna think to herself, “Fuck, I probably should’ve gotten myself checked for rabies.” And on a side note, a dog tried to bite my abs once, but gave up after realizing it couldn’t bite through solid steel.
I was having a crappy day after having to go to the DMV, but this news just made it better!
I hate Rachel Ray, she can’t cook and on her “40 dollars a day” show she coverts Dollars to Euros the wrong way, meaning she’s really spending over $60 not under $40…dumb bitch
To rub it in, the stray went “Yummo” when he took a hunk out of Isaboo.
One more thing, what’s with this site’s titles all being “Might” have rabies, “sort of” works out, “sort of kind of” shows her nipple…etc…
This site is on a rollercoaster ride to hell….
It’s like the weather man saying everyday that there’s a “chance” of rain…duh!!!
this story has nothing to do with cocaine, and thus i am disappointed. oh, jrzmommy, youre not funny. stop trying.
She was defending a pit bull? I’m confused, isn’t that the equivalent of giving advice to your psychotherapist?
#41 – Especially when they’re deep-fried.
I can’t insult a woman who’d cook me breakfast the morning after. Actually I can, I’m just too lazy to link round shoulders to rabies together.
Or type coherent sentences.
If Rachael Ray dies of rabies, we will henceforth be spared her 15 millionth on-air explanation that E.V.O.O. is “extra-virgin olive oil.” And that, as her competitor Martha Stewart might say, would be a “good thing.”
Mmmm….rabies. Dee-lish!
As Anthony Bourdain put it, “Rachel Ray does to food what Hitler did to Poland”.
I don’t know about rabies, but I’ll tell you what Rachael Ray DOES have — man hands. And perhaps crack cocaine. (Seriously, who is naturally that “bubbly”?)
LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE.
This broad is so much more bangable than Martha Stewart, bro.
-East Coast Bro
That’s “EVOO
wow…i knew she was annoying on tv, but i had no idea she could be that annoying in a photo
GIADA DE LAURENTIIS >>> Rachel Ray.
And those boots look too tight on her.
I had to Google her to find out Rachael Ray is some kind of cook on the Food Network? On second thought, I think she’s herald to the anti-Christ.
I’m from Europe, which not only means that I’m superior to Americans because I do have a cultural background, but it also means that I don’t know who the fuck this Rachel is and that supposed pit-bull mix dogs are illegal here. You know why, because they have the inconvenient habit of chewing on the face of little babies. She probably intervened because she saw the slaughter coming if little Isaboo tore out of here cute doggy clothes and remembered she was an animal again. Then some of the other dog owners would probably sue her for a couple of million. That’s what you do right? I thought sueing others for your own stupidity was like the American dream.
Personally I lost my arms because the instructions of the chainsaw didn’t say that I couldn’t use it on a human body. Guess what I’m typing this with.
I’ll give you a hint, the keys are all smudged and sticky.
Doesn
#46 – Lemme get this straight… does that mean your trolling days are over? Jesus H Christ in a handbasket… say it ain’t so! Wait… you’re not really Scooter Libby, are you?
Odd how I managed to post a bunch of times yesterday when I wasn’t anywhere next to a PC… hhhhmmmmmmm
Someone get lordjors some tea. He’s all worked up.
I’m recoiled by the insane nature of the look in her eyes in every photo. It’s like she’s trying with all her might to quell the alien inside her from bursting into your living room.
hey LORDSJORS pretty funny comment-but if you saved the whole things about being superior to Americans for last, then i would have laughed. or maybe you should have saved it all together seeing as America is a melting pot that consists of a HUGE mix of European descent. so go smoke a fag and calm down, boss.
Maybe Rachel..or Isaboo…or the stray, whichever one has the rabies ..could bite the snotty Euro trash from post #67. I didnt know that culture led to being an asshole. Proud to be overweight and American! Guns and pitbulls rule. Keep your finger off the trigger and your babies away from the food bowl if you cant take it.
lol, that’s what she gets for having such a pussy dog..how come that pit-bull mix wasn’t in the mix?