Rachael Ray was bitten by a dog in Union Square Park Saturday when a stray attacked her pit-bull mix, Isaboo, and she defended it. Her rep says:
“This dog came up – there was no owner in sight – and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”
Shouldn’t Rachael Ray be a little more concerned that a stray dog just bit her? I’m sure it was a very qualified nurse that looked at her, but in a month when she’s foaming at the mouth and going crazy she’s probably gonna think to herself, “Fuck, I probably should’ve gotten myself checked for rabies.” And on a side note, a dog tried to bite my abs once, but gave up after realizing it couldn’t bite through solid steel.
HollyJ | March 6, 2007 at 10:06 am
The dog saw her abnormally huge teeth and was panicked. I’d bite her too
FIRST?
crestlin | March 6, 2007 at 10:07 am
first???
illkarate | March 6, 2007 at 10:08 am
I think he was probably just hungry and bit the nearest meatball in sight.
thee cuteness burger | March 6, 2007 at 10:08 am
RACHEL RAY IS SO CUTENESS BURGER!
crestlin | March 6, 2007 at 10:08 am
ok, maybe not, but at least i gave it a shot…
anyway, who is this person and why is she trying to bite the camera man?
illkarate | March 6, 2007 at 10:10 am
Also, who the fuck names their dog “Isaboo”? Maybe she can give herself a nickname to match… “Isaporker”
MizScarlett | March 6, 2007 at 10:11 am
Might have rabies? She’s a DONOR.
diavolobella | March 6, 2007 at 10:11 am
READ the story. It said ONE of the dogs bit her, not necessarily the stray dog. If one of the dogs that bit her was there with their owner, she probably got confirmation that it was current on its shots.
This is a non story
Topaz Vamp | March 6, 2007 at 10:11 am
She kinda deserves it for naming her dog Isaboo.
jrzmommy | March 6, 2007 at 10:11 am
Rachael: Okay? That’s it? I don’t need a shot?
nurse: Not shot, dog bite.
Rachael: No, no, no. I know I wasn’t shot. Do I need a shot?
nurse: Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.
NicotineEyePatch | March 6, 2007 at 10:15 am
That was no dog – that was Sharon Stone.
Amy | March 6, 2007 at 10:28 am
Dogs can sense evil
Adult Underoos | March 6, 2007 at 10:31 am
i got food poisoning from a cuteness burger once, don’t ever eat there!
MrSemprini | March 6, 2007 at 10:37 am
It would have been funnier if it had humped her leg and she got a bruise from it. And, the dog was a chihuahua. With a cold. And one of those dumb little sweaters. Dang, gotta take my meds again.
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 10:40 am
Is this D-list week or what? I had to google her to even know who she was.
schack | March 6, 2007 at 10:43 am
i got food poisoning from taking a bite out of a raw stray once (well, it wasn’t so much RAW as ALIVE, but to me all living things are just raw meat, kept warm). don’t ever eat raw strays. oh, and babies are the best- just the soft parts, of course.
rudesauce | March 6, 2007 at 10:48 am
What’s on her wrist? Did she just get out of a concentration camp or something? (The kind where they over-feed you instead of under-feed you, apparently.)
stevob2006 | March 6, 2007 at 10:56 am
FIRST!
No! GOD DAMNED 56k!
Argyle | March 6, 2007 at 11:05 am
LAST (so far)
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 11:07 am
FIST
IFuckingHateYou | March 6, 2007 at 11:17 am
I can’t stand this ugly, fat, annoying cunt.
I wish that dog would have eaten her.
Stupid fucking dog – you gotta capitalize on your chances, who knows when you’ll get the opportunity again.
By the way, who are the fucking geniuses that put this annoying twat on every-other TV station round-the-clock? They should be shot in the face too.
shanonorato | March 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
Too bad the dog didn’t chew out her freakin’ voice box.
Seabiscuit | March 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
Might have been the EVOO dripping out of her vag that attracted the dog.
sikofdis | March 6, 2007 at 11:33 am
She is too annoying to live. Dogs (or some other entity) please kill her before she breeds.
shanonorato | March 6, 2007 at 11:37 am
P.S. what kind of torso is that?
New York Pundit | March 6, 2007 at 11:38 am
Does this mean she likes it ruff? And here I thought I was being original blogging on this story this morning… :(
Jedi Kevin | March 6, 2007 at 11:44 am
Are sure she didn’t give the dog rabies?
katrina | March 6, 2007 at 11:53 am
How is she supposed to get ‘checked’ for rabies? LOL…The only way to test for it is to cut your head off and have it tested in a lab. Which, wouldn’t be a bad thing for her. She should still go through the treatment. Just to be safe.
JuniorLeaguer | March 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
This loud, homely, vulgar, EVOO spoutin, full of herself piece of shit really really iritates the pee out of me. I actually heard O(god)prah say “you’re in the circle now” to this twat. Trust me, I know poop when I smell it, and this girl is a big ole bag of it. Ok, I feel better. What in the hell has she done besides cooked a lot of fat ass unhealthy crap on t.v. & then, gets a fucking talk show. Im just going to ask the obvious here…..”who is she fucking??”
LilRach | March 6, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Such boring posts lately. Who the hell is the chick anyway?????????????
TheRage | March 6, 2007 at 12:13 pm
yeah, rachael ray can be more than a tad annoying at times, but wtf is up with calling her fat? she’s a cook! she better have some meat on her. who the f trusts a skinny cook? not me!
NipsyHustle | March 6, 2007 at 12:18 pm
this bitch is more annoying than oprah.
Navdoug | March 6, 2007 at 12:26 pm
THANK GOD!! I thought it said she might have babies. That’s much scarier than her having rabies.
N@ughty | March 6, 2007 at 12:27 pm
how is this news again? why bite the bitch when u could just rip her insides out or get the owner to beat the shit outta her. what was he doing? begging her to cook?
~N@ughty
velveethra | March 6, 2007 at 12:27 pm
It’s almost like the bubble butt and ability to smile that were surgically removed from Victoria Beckham’s body have been grafted onto Rachael Ray. It’s spooky – like an alternate Spice universe. Kitchen Spice.
serial snarkalec | March 6, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Maybe rabies drool will sweeten her helium-on-crack voice. She always looks like she’s baring her teeth though.
Lobo | March 6, 2007 at 12:44 pm
It was bad enough that she’s got all those TV shows. Now her chunky face is plastered on boxes of Nabisco products. The only place I’d like to see her face is on a milk carton.
Regnig | March 6, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I for one knew who she was… Her face is on my Triscuit box! – ok.. THEN I had to look for her name. Whatever.
Lowlands | March 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Who’s this girl?Does she like rabbies?
Libraesque | March 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Lucky Dog! I’d love to sink my teeth into that hot piece of Aaaaashe, but you know what is really delicious …. whole sticks of butter dipped in powdered suger … mmmmm butter.
MrSemprini | March 6, 2007 at 12:54 pm
In the first small picture, you can see a huge booger in her right nostril.
Not that I was looking for it… Well, I was, but not THAT way.
vandelayindustries | March 6, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I’d like to hit her in the shitter, with my one eyed critter
TashaVin` | March 6, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Boooooring… Come on – can we do better next time?
JungleRed | March 6, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Her “cooking” is a joke and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Who thinks this useless chick is cute? And who geenlighted her talk show? I hope that person and her show die a quick death.
F-Sucker | March 6, 2007 at 1:19 pm
I’d give her something.
I doubt it would be rabies, but it could be a disease.
RichPort | March 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm
In honor of Rachael Ray as the prize post of the day:
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes…again
buh-bigh, SuperFish
HollyJ | March 6, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Sexy voice or no, I HATE seeing her on every product.
Burger King, Wusthof then santoku knives… Now I can’t buy Nabisco crackers or a box of fucking cereal without her angler fish teeth staring out at me.
MAKEITGOAWAYMAKEITGOAWAYMAKEITGOAWAY
**twitch**
Tits_McGhee | March 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Considering how she acted BRFORE she got rabies, I’d hate to think of how she is gonna act once she starts foaming at the mouth.
karifarrell | March 6, 2007 at 1:45 pm
WTF, who cares about this chick?!? This site isn’t even funny anymore. It’s making it very hard to avoid work…
DMM | March 6, 2007 at 2:14 pm
This chick is really scary looking. She looks like a hyped up midget.