Rachael Ray was bitten by a dog in Union Square Park Saturday when a stray attacked her pit-bull mix, Isaboo, and she defended it. Her rep says:
“This dog came up – there was no owner in sight – and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”
Shouldn’t Rachael Ray be a little more concerned that a stray dog just bit her? I’m sure it was a very qualified nurse that looked at her, but in a month when she’s foaming at the mouth and going crazy she’s probably gonna think to herself, “Fuck, I probably should’ve gotten myself checked for rabies.” And on a side note, a dog tried to bite my abs once, but gave up after realizing it couldn’t bite through solid steel.
The dog saw her abnormally huge teeth and was panicked. I’d bite her too
FIRST?
first???
I think he was probably just hungry and bit the nearest meatball in sight.
RACHEL RAY IS SO CUTENESS BURGER!
ok, maybe not, but at least i gave it a shot…
anyway, who is this person and why is she trying to bite the camera man?
Also, who the fuck names their dog “Isaboo”? Maybe she can give herself a nickname to match… “Isaporker”
Might have rabies? She’s a DONOR.
READ the story. It said ONE of the dogs bit her, not necessarily the stray dog. If one of the dogs that bit her was there with their owner, she probably got confirmation that it was current on its shots.
This is a non story
She kinda deserves it for naming her dog Isaboo.
Rachael: Okay? That’s it? I don’t need a shot?
nurse: Not shot, dog bite.
Rachael: No, no, no. I know I wasn’t shot. Do I need a shot?
nurse: Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.
That was no dog – that was Sharon Stone.
Dogs can sense evil
i got food poisoning from a cuteness burger once, don’t ever eat there!
It would have been funnier if it had humped her leg and she got a bruise from it. And, the dog was a chihuahua. With a cold. And one of those dumb little sweaters. Dang, gotta take my meds again.
Is this D-list week or what? I had to google her to even know who she was.
i got food poisoning from taking a bite out of a raw stray once (well, it wasn’t so much RAW as ALIVE, but to me all living things are just raw meat, kept warm). don’t ever eat raw strays. oh, and babies are the best- just the soft parts, of course.
What’s on her wrist? Did she just get out of a concentration camp or something? (The kind where they over-feed you instead of under-feed you, apparently.)
FIRST!
No! GOD DAMNED 56k!
LAST (so far)
FIST
I can’t stand this ugly, fat, annoying cunt.
I wish that dog would have eaten her.
Stupid fucking dog – you gotta capitalize on your chances, who knows when you’ll get the opportunity again.
By the way, who are the fucking geniuses that put this annoying twat on every-other TV station round-the-clock? They should be shot in the face too.
Too bad the dog didn’t chew out her freakin’ voice box.
Might have been the EVOO dripping out of her vag that attracted the dog.
She is too annoying to live. Dogs (or some other entity) please kill her before she breeds.
P.S. what kind of torso is that?
Does this mean she likes it ruff? And here I thought I was being original blogging on this story this morning… :(
Are sure she didn’t give the dog rabies?
How is she supposed to get ‘checked’ for rabies? LOL…The only way to test for it is to cut your head off and have it tested in a lab. Which, wouldn’t be a bad thing for her. She should still go through the treatment. Just to be safe.
This loud, homely, vulgar, EVOO spoutin, full of herself piece of shit really really iritates the pee out of me. I actually heard O(god)prah say “you’re in the circle now” to this twat. Trust me, I know poop when I smell it, and this girl is a big ole bag of it. Ok, I feel better. What in the hell has she done besides cooked a lot of fat ass unhealthy crap on t.v. & then, gets a fucking talk show. Im just going to ask the obvious here…..”who is she fucking??”
Such boring posts lately. Who the hell is the chick anyway?????????????
yeah, rachael ray can be more than a tad annoying at times, but wtf is up with calling her fat? she’s a cook! she better have some meat on her. who the f trusts a skinny cook? not me!
this bitch is more annoying than oprah.
THANK GOD!! I thought it said she might have babies. That’s much scarier than her having rabies.
how is this news again? why bite the bitch when u could just rip her insides out or get the owner to beat the shit outta her. what was he doing? begging her to cook?
~N@ughty
It’s almost like the bubble butt and ability to smile that were surgically removed from Victoria Beckham’s body have been grafted onto Rachael Ray. It’s spooky – like an alternate Spice universe. Kitchen Spice.
Maybe rabies drool will sweeten her helium-on-crack voice. She always looks like she’s baring her teeth though.
It was bad enough that she’s got all those TV shows. Now her chunky face is plastered on boxes of Nabisco products. The only place I’d like to see her face is on a milk carton.
I for one knew who she was… Her face is on my Triscuit box! – ok.. THEN I had to look for her name. Whatever.
Who’s this girl?Does she like rabbies?
Lucky Dog! I’d love to sink my teeth into that hot piece of Aaaaashe, but you know what is really delicious …. whole sticks of butter dipped in powdered suger … mmmmm butter.
In the first small picture, you can see a huge booger in her right nostril.
Not that I was looking for it… Well, I was, but not THAT way.
I’d like to hit her in the shitter, with my one eyed critter
Boooooring… Come on – can we do better next time?
Her “cooking” is a joke and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Who thinks this useless chick is cute? And who geenlighted her talk show? I hope that person and her show die a quick death.
I’d give her something.
I doubt it would be rabies, but it could be a disease.
In honor of Rachael Ray as the prize post of the day:
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes…again
buh-bigh, SuperFish
Sexy voice or no, I HATE seeing her on every product.
Burger King, Wusthof then santoku knives… Now I can’t buy Nabisco crackers or a box of fucking cereal without her angler fish teeth staring out at me.
MAKEITGOAWAYMAKEITGOAWAYMAKEITGOAWAY
**twitch**
Considering how she acted BRFORE she got rabies, I’d hate to think of how she is gonna act once she starts foaming at the mouth.
WTF, who cares about this chick?!? This site isn’t even funny anymore. It’s making it very hard to avoid work…
This chick is really scary looking. She looks like a hyped up midget.