After almost six years a date has been set for R. Kelly’s child pornography case. Judge Vincent Gaughan decided not to revoke R. Kelly’s bond when the singer missed a hearing on Wednesday because his tour bus was pulled over by the police. The judge has set a trial date of May 19, according to the Associated Press:
Gaughan said that in similar situations in the future, Kelly must fly to make his court dates on time.
He also ordered the singer to cancel a Jan. 13 concert to ensure that he makes a Jan. 14 court date.
I don’t see how R. Kelly can remember the details of the alleged incident. It happened way back in 2000. I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast. I’m guessing by all these empty cans it was beer. But you’d like that wouldn’t you? Shut up. I want a cupcake. *passes out*
Gerald_Tarrant | December 21, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Maybe he should have his lawyer call the judge and say he is too sick from ‘anxiety’ to attend the court hearing. I’ve heard this tactic works to delay proceedings even longer.
veggi | December 21, 2007 at 1:15 pm
you know, when you refresh and see this, it makes your day WORSE!?!? I hate today. I hope whiskeymorrow is better :) cheers!.
Sheva | December 21, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Jail, jail, no bail grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I was in a store in NYC buying sneakers. Some women started talking to the clerk about an order for like four pairs of some sneaker. The other clerk came over and they were saying she was a buyer for R. Kelly. They said it right next to me. So I looked at them and I guess they figured I didn’t know what they were talking about. This was about two years ago.
“Why isn’t he in jail?” That’s all I said. They stood there speechless.
So much for hero worship. If that messed up their day. Good.
ph7 | December 21, 2007 at 1:19 pm
I was in a store in NYC buying sneakers. Some women started talking to the clerk about an order for like four pairs of some sneaker. The other clerk came over and they were saying she was a buyer for R. Kelly. They said it right next to me. So I looked at them and I guess they figured I didn’t know what they were talking about. This was about two years ago.
“Why isn’t he in jail?” That’s all I said. They stood there speechless.
So much for hero worship. If that messed up their day. Good.
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I’m sure that justed laughed at you afterwards.
Stupid story.
Superevil | December 21, 2007 at 1:24 pm
I think i saw his profile on pedomatch.com
p0nk | December 21, 2007 at 1:29 pm
sheva, what does she buy for R.Kelly? drugs? porn? children?
@5 well played!
The Moat | December 21, 2007 at 1:31 pm
“He also ordered the singer to cancel a Jan. 13 concert to ensure that he makes a Jan. 14 court date.”
R. Kelly just heard the words “14″ and “date” and began to grin…
Sheva | December 21, 2007 at 1:31 pm
You won’t think it’s so funny when your boy is in jail.
We’ll see who is laughing then mofo.
So fuck off and the R. Kelly you rode in on.
PunkA | December 21, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I hear that Rob Lowe is going to be his ‘expert’ witness!!
w00t!!!!!!!!
Sheva | December 21, 2007 at 1:35 pm
p0nk, It’s not what she buys, it’s also what she rents. She probably also rents out her little sister in grammar school. R. Kelly is a star don’t ya know.
Auntie Kryst | December 21, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Looks like May 19th is a Monday. For all of you that live in Chicago, make it a 3 day weekend and call in sick. The Loop is going to be too crowded with gospel choirs singing “I Believe I Can Fly” to show support for this douche. Afterall, it was the man that did this to R. Kelly. It’s not his fault.
johnpete | December 21, 2007 at 1:48 pm
he look like a gorilla
TrySuzanne | December 21, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Now that’s a nice tie!
chiharu | December 21, 2007 at 2:20 pm
no bail no bail yeah.
Ript1&0 | December 21, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I love you even more today, R Kelly. Keep writing all the great songs my love.
As for those underage chicks, it wasn’t your fault man, I know it. I mean, what are you supposed to do, stop and ask to see their id’s right as they are going down on you??
snyggast | December 21, 2007 at 3:39 pm
that vid was all over napster back in the days. he even pissed on her afterwards lol
here’s dave chapelle’s version
‘Piss on you.’
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vv56iywen-k
Berlin | December 21, 2007 at 3:45 pm
he’s now part of Scientology, so he might not go to jail.
childsupportprincess | December 21, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Will his victim be able to find child care for the 6 children she’s had since the incident?
Sebastián | December 21, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Say, Superficial! So when you don’t really feel like working, you put your little sister to write.
Child labor.
So wrong
duna | December 21, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Wow, how men. No wonder so many women discuss him at pubspa.com and share his videos and movies. So crazy.
rob zoomby | December 22, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Is that Dr. Zaius?
Amelie | December 23, 2007 at 7:45 am
He is so charismatic. I love his style.
http://HairCare.blogcu.com
ssoul sista | May 21, 2008 at 9:33 pm
I do not think we as humans should point the finger a an one unless your GOD.I do believe he’s the only one who can point fingers and get away with it.If he s found not guilty and I hope he is he dhould get some help from the bible and not from some a white person who think they know all about the human brain.If he goes to jail he will have to be isolated the general population ’cause the men will get him.But I am praying he comes out victorious and get him help and continue his career in the music business after all he is one of the best in r&b.God Bless Kells.
ssoul sista | May 21, 2008 at 9:33 pm
I do not think we as humans should point the finger a an one unless your GOD.I do believe he’s the only one who can point fingers and get away with it.If he s found not guilty and I hope he is he dhould get some help from the bible and not from some a white person who think they know all about the human brain.If he goes to jail he will have to be isolated the general population ’cause the men will get him.But I am praying he comes out victorious and get him help and continue his career in the music business after all he is one of the best in r&b.God Bless Kells.