R. Kelly’s trial date finally set

December 21st, 2007 // 24 Comments

After almost six years a date has been set for R. Kelly’s child pornography case. Judge Vincent Gaughan decided not to revoke R. Kelly’s bond when the singer missed a hearing on Wednesday because his tour bus was pulled over by the police. The judge has set a trial date of May 19, according to the Associated Press:

Gaughan said that in similar situations in the future, Kelly must fly to make his court dates on time.
He also ordered the singer to cancel a Jan. 13 concert to ensure that he makes a Jan. 14 court date.

I don’t see how R. Kelly can remember the details of the alleged incident. It happened way back in 2000. I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast. I’m guessing by all these empty cans it was beer. But you’d like that wouldn’t you? Shut up. I want a cupcake. *passes out*

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  1. Gerald_Tarrant

    Maybe he should have his lawyer call the judge and say he is too sick from ‘anxiety’ to attend the court hearing. I’ve heard this tactic works to delay proceedings even longer.

  2. veggi

    you know, when you refresh and see this, it makes your day WORSE!?!? I hate today. I hope whiskeymorrow is better :) cheers!.

  3. Sheva

    Jail, jail, no bail grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    I was in a store in NYC buying sneakers. Some women started talking to the clerk about an order for like four pairs of some sneaker. The other clerk came over and they were saying she was a buyer for R. Kelly. They said it right next to me. So I looked at them and I guess they figured I didn’t know what they were talking about. This was about two years ago.

    “Why isn’t he in jail?” That’s all I said. They stood there speechless.

    So much for hero worship. If that messed up their day. Good.

  4. ph7

    I was in a store in NYC buying sneakers. Some women started talking to the clerk about an order for like four pairs of some sneaker. The other clerk came over and they were saying she was a buyer for R. Kelly. They said it right next to me. So I looked at them and I guess they figured I didn’t know what they were talking about. This was about two years ago.

    “Why isn’t he in jail?” That’s all I said. They stood there speechless.

    So much for hero worship. If that messed up their day. Good.
    ================================================

    I’m sure that justed laughed at you afterwards.

    Stupid story.

  5. Superevil

    I think i saw his profile on pedomatch.com

  6. p0nk

    sheva, what does she buy for R.Kelly? drugs? porn? children?

    @5 well played!

  7. The Moat

    “He also ordered the singer to cancel a Jan. 13 concert to ensure that he makes a Jan. 14 court date.”

    R. Kelly just heard the words “14″ and “date” and began to grin…

  8. Sheva

    You won’t think it’s so funny when your boy is in jail.
    We’ll see who is laughing then mofo.

    So fuck off and the R. Kelly you rode in on.

  9. PunkA

    I hear that Rob Lowe is going to be his ‘expert’ witness!!

    w00t!!!!!!!!

  10. Sheva

    p0nk, It’s not what she buys, it’s also what she rents. She probably also rents out her little sister in grammar school. R. Kelly is a star don’t ya know.

  11. Auntie Kryst

    Looks like May 19th is a Monday. For all of you that live in Chicago, make it a 3 day weekend and call in sick. The Loop is going to be too crowded with gospel choirs singing “I Believe I Can Fly” to show support for this douche. Afterall, it was the man that did this to R. Kelly. It’s not his fault.

  12. johnpete

    he look like a gorilla

  13. Now that’s a nice tie!

  14. no bail no bail yeah.

  15. Ript1&0

    I love you even more today, R Kelly. Keep writing all the great songs my love.

    As for those underage chicks, it wasn’t your fault man, I know it. I mean, what are you supposed to do, stop and ask to see their id’s right as they are going down on you??

  16. snyggast

    that vid was all over napster back in the days. he even pissed on her afterwards lol

    here’s dave chapelle’s version

    ‘Piss on you.’

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vv56iywen-k

  17. Berlin

    he’s now part of Scientology, so he might not go to jail.

  18. childsupportprincess

    Will his victim be able to find child care for the 6 children she’s had since the incident?

  19. Sebastián

    Say, Superficial! So when you don’t really feel like working, you put your little sister to write.

    Child labor.
    So wrong

  20. duna

    Wow, how men. No wonder so many women discuss him at pubspa.com and share his videos and movies. So crazy.

  21. rob zoomby

    Is that Dr. Zaius?

  22. He is so charismatic. I love his style.

    http://HairCare.blogcu.com

  23. ssoul sista

    I do not think we as humans should point the finger a an one unless your GOD.I do believe he’s the only one who can point fingers and get away with it.If he s found not guilty and I hope he is he dhould get some help from the bible and not from some a white person who think they know all about the human brain.If he goes to jail he will have to be isolated the general population ’cause the men will get him.But I am praying he comes out victorious and get him help and continue his career in the music business after all he is one of the best in r&b.God Bless Kells.

  24. ssoul sista

    I do not think we as humans should point the finger a an one unless your GOD.I do believe he’s the only one who can point fingers and get away with it.If he s found not guilty and I hope he is he dhould get some help from the bible and not from some a white person who think they know all about the human brain.If he goes to jail he will have to be isolated the general population ’cause the men will get him.But I am praying he comes out victorious and get him help and continue his career in the music business after all he is one of the best in r&b.God Bless Kells.

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