R. Kelly’s trial date finally set

After almost six years a date has been set for R. Kelly’s child pornography case. Judge Vincent Gaughan decided not to revoke R. Kelly’s bond when the singer missed a hearing on Wednesday because his tour bus was pulled over by the police. The judge has set a trial date of May 19, according to the Associated Press:

Gaughan said that in similar situations in the future, Kelly must fly to make his court dates on time.
He also ordered the singer to cancel a Jan. 13 concert to ensure that he makes a Jan. 14 court date.

I don’t see how R. Kelly can remember the details of the alleged incident. It happened way back in 2000. I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast. I’m guessing by all these empty cans it was beer. But you’d like that wouldn’t you? Shut up. I want a cupcake. *passes out*