R. Kelly had a warrant out for his arrest after he failed to show up yesterday for a scheduled hearing in his child pornography case. His tour bus was pulled over by the police causing the singer to miss his appearance. He finally made it into court today where the judge is considering revoking R. Kelly’s bond. The Associated Press reports:
Gaughan admonished the R&B superstar in court anyway, saying he’ll decide Friday whether he should revoke Kelly’s bond. The Cook County judge also was to set a trial date Friday.
Kelly is in the midst of a prolonged legal fight after prosecutors say he allegedly videotaped sex acts with a teenage girl. He has pleaded not guilty.
I don’t see what all the fuss is about R. Kelly having sex with a teenage girl and supposedly peeing on her. I mean, that girl should be thanking him. Look at Kim Kardashian. She, too, was peed on by an R&B singer and now she has her own reality TV show. Also, you’ve got Jamie Lynn Spears. She dared to dream by having underage sex and now there’s a beautiful baby on it’s way to her. You really can’t put a price on a gift like that. Unless you’re Lynne Spears. Then it’s a cool mil for photos.
k | December 20, 2007 at 1:21 pm
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balls OUT | December 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm
you suck……..
veggi | December 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Who was the girl? Hayden?..
Giggles | December 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Who’s bail?
Gerald_Tarrant | December 20, 2007 at 1:32 pm
What they failed to mention was that R. Kelly’s bus was pulled over leaving a Girl Scout Jamboree. Nothing like painting a target on yourself Robert.
Joltin' Django | December 20, 2007 at 1:33 pm
People need to lay the hell off of Señor Cornrow, aka R. Kelly. He is a freakin’ musical GENIUS!!!
History will no doubt place “Trapped in the Closet” in the pantheon of important music alongside Hayden’s string quartets, Mozart’s symphonies, Verdi’s operas, the Beatles’ “White Album,” and the Carter Family’s early recordings.
Guy | December 20, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I’m with you all the way, make child porn legal, its wonderful!
The White Urkle | December 20, 2007 at 1:36 pm
A nappy headed spear chucker child pornographer fails to show for a court hearing….Where is the news in that. I hope he is found guilty and gets to spend some time in the federal pen getting his shit pushed in.
Bongo Bongo | December 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
If that picture isn’t definitive proof that we’re evolved from apes, I don’t know what is.
Mal Reynolds | December 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
He is one ugly mother..! SHUT YO MOUTH! but I’m jus’ talkin’ bout R.Kelly.
The White Urkle | December 20, 2007 at 1:39 pm
That is a good one Bongo
Jimbo | December 20, 2007 at 1:42 pm
What is wrong with have sex with little kids? It seems to be ok to knock up Jamie Spears and the guy was not even her brother..
YoYoBugZappingNWG | December 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Genius move. Blow off a court date and then appear with a ready-for-jail haircut and an attitude. He claims his tour bus was delayed by the cops in Utah. They don’t have an airport in Utah? Also, a six-year delay on a criminal charge has gotta be a new record.
stephiphany | December 20, 2007 at 1:56 pm
This thing is still going on? Hurry up with it already.
BaconMessiah | December 20, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Believe me, you do not want to “piss” off R Kelly
Real Chad | December 20, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Didn’t know about the pee-thing…though maybe thats just The Superficial editorial. Anyway…
Perfect example of someone whom is obviously talented, but extremely flawed. This is also an example of how MONEY CAN BUY FREEDOM. I truly believe that our court/justice system is one of the (if not the) best in the world. However, if R. Kelly didn’t have money, I think he would be in jail NOW. The REALLY SICK PART is that it seems as though he has done this more than a couple of times…he just paid off the other ones:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Kelly
RichPort | December 20, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Unless there’s another Looney Tunes movie, I’ll officially label all “music” created by this cornrowed crackpot as considerable crap.
Real Chad | December 20, 2007 at 2:15 pm
More fodder that I found on Wikipedia….
Aside from comparing yourself to Jesus or some other deity, there are a few noble people and great performers/atheletes that you can compare yourself to…and just look like an ass:
“I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now.” – R. Kelly, Spring ’07
Tool.
D. Richards progeny | December 20, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Evolved? We did? You wouldn’t know it from our civilization. Sure there are some intellectual freaks (to be expected with a monstrous population numbering now in the billions) inventing myriad devices and contraptions that ever further tax and destroy the physicochemical substates of the planet, allowing us, the mundane ‘Tards, access to illusory (I say this cuz it aint gonna last dreamers – entropy claims all, except other mental freaks, a.k.a. cosmologists who seem to believe in unknown dimensions and infinity) luxuries.
But we still act like our ancestors, the apes. And some of us more so.
veggi | December 20, 2007 at 2:20 pm
This is boring the fuck out of me..
Conscience Found | December 20, 2007 at 2:27 pm
***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~
GOSSIP IS EVIL.
YOU ARE DOING EVIL.
INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF OTHERS’ PROBLEMS,
WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN ‘PERFECT’ LIFE.
YOU ARE JUST AS BAD – JUST WITHOUT THE MONEY AND FAME.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA
***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~
You Suck | December 20, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Why the fuck is all your text in italics now?
Gerald_Tarrant | December 20, 2007 at 2:32 pm
RichPort, listen to R.Kelly’s song “Real Talk”. That is hands down his best effort ever. I can’t imagine it getting any better.
Everyonepoops | December 20, 2007 at 2:35 pm
It’s interesting. The features of R. Kelly’s face shares a striking resemblance to that of an ape. The low, hanging brow, big mouth, “deer in headlights” facial expression. Could it be that someone with intelligence under par with that of most rational human beings has topped the pop charts? That would be shocking!
Moriah | December 20, 2007 at 3:01 pm
You are constantly making comments about Kim being pissed on by Ray J.. but that never happened so I am confused!
RichPort | December 20, 2007 at 3:14 pm
#23 – R Kelly has showed signs of brilliance in the past, but much like “Vivrant Thing” made me throw away all of my ATCQ CDs, his fairy wannbe gansta-isms overshadow any of his bouts of brilliance. That, and he could even keep his soldier saluting during the pee episode. I mean, who doesn’t get hard enough to pierce adamantium when delivering a generous shower of gold?
TS | December 20, 2007 at 3:20 pm
How the fuck is this guys trial still going on. Didn’t this happen like 10 years ago? Throw his ass in the slammer.
#21, you’re a fucking idiot. Not even one bit entertaining.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 20, 2007 at 3:25 pm
#26 – Sorry, I forgot to hit my sarcasm button. I won’t bother posting a link to Merriam-Webster, lol. Seriously if you want to hear everything that is wrong with R.Kelly’s music, “Real Talk”, and just keep reminding yourself, he is serious, it’s not a parody song like Weird Al or Adam Sandler.
havoc | December 20, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I gotta pee…..
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Auntie Kryst | December 20, 2007 at 3:41 pm
R. Kelly still tours? In Utah? What?
Ript1&0 | December 20, 2007 at 3:45 pm
HELL YES YES YES!!!!! I love R Kelly!!! I would get with him in a heartbeat…. ummm except for the whole peeing thing, I’m not down with that. I’ve also had the misfortune/fortune of seeing his entire framed package in sheer white see-through silk in that video “Half On A Baby”. Christ, that was frightening.
I don’t know wear the hell these underage chicks are putting all of that.
Ript1&0 | December 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Oh my god, I meant “where”. I hate grammatical errors. How embarrassing.
dave | December 20, 2007 at 4:11 pm
I want to piss on you…
piss on you…
piss on you…
TS | December 20, 2007 at 4:29 pm
#32, Correction, What’s embarrassing is the fact that you would “get with him.”
You shittin’ me? You should be ashamed of yourself for even saying that as a joke, let alone seriously.
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | December 20, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Uhm, TS? Ript is with me now. You don’t want me to type a diatribe so powerful that the words infiltrate your computer, downloading all of your pornography and destroying your hard-drive, do you? No you don’t.
I say: if a person is in the position to piss on another person; be it through celebrity, power, intimidation, or just plain taking, just goddamn do that shit! Water-sports are so divine. Here, take my piss you filthy whore. Eat!
But R. Kelly. Send that guy to hell. His music blows. Such whine.
Anal Phlegm Munch | December 20, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Send that gorilla back to the jungle.
Missystar | December 20, 2007 at 7:56 pm
I know I shouldn’t admit this, but Bongo’s post made me laugh so hard I fear my head will fall off.
Michael Vick must Die | December 20, 2007 at 8:41 pm
I hate this sick fuck, he can die with Michael Vick – both strung up and anally electrocuted – by me, YEAH that’s how this sick fuck should die.
Ript1&0 | December 20, 2007 at 9:12 pm
YAY!!! Thank you for taking up for me. You’re so strong and manly and protective. Mmmm.
I’m gonna lap up your piss like I haven’t had water in weeks.
lesbo babe | December 20, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Cool man. But I am not interested. I love female only. You know http://www.femmate.com is just the right dating site for Pinks. LOL
TrySuzanne | December 21, 2007 at 2:04 am
Why is it that the only time you see these celebrities wearing ties are when they’re standing before a judge?
Narcissist | December 21, 2007 at 3:17 am
This guy had a song called “Come To Daddy” with Jay Z on “Best of Both Worlds”, I think.
Fits in nice with his usual “I’m all spiritual and all that shit” vs. “Fornication is okay because my dick likes it” repertoire.
Jay Z seems to have distanced himself from this fool in since then.
Oooooooooooh (I know what you’re going through)
Come to me ( I can see it in tour eyes)
Oh baby (c’mon)
Come to daddy (you know I ain’t got no problem with this)
Oooooh (just say the word, I come and get you)
Come to me, yeah
(whatever you want me to do, I’ll do it for you)
Come to daddy let me
Please your body tonight
me | December 21, 2007 at 10:00 am
Negroes just can’t behave like human beings. Even rich ones. You can’t tell me that they’re not at least half monkey.
RCA | December 21, 2007 at 10:13 am
Can this jackass die tragically already?
RCA | December 21, 2007 at 10:13 am
Can this jackass die tragically already?
RCA | December 21, 2007 at 10:16 am
I think it’s time for bigotted white folks to come up with some new racist material…the whole “monkey/gorilla” stuff is old and tired…at least show some originality…
Hack racists bother me.
engel | December 21, 2007 at 8:57 pm
my god
engel | December 21, 2007 at 8:59 pm
my god
engel | December 21, 2007 at 9:03 pm
haha
engel | December 21, 2007 at 9:04 pm
I heard this news earlier from another place. It seems that people are all interested in him. I often can see people discussing it at pubspa.com.