R. Kelly acquitted of all charges

June 13th, 2008 // 68 Comments

R. Kelly has been acquitted of all 14 charges in his infamous child-pornography con golden shower case. It took the jurors less than a day of deliberation to find R. not guilty. The AP reports:

Prosecutors had argued that a video tape mailed to the Chicago Sun-Times in 2002 showed Kelly engaged in graphic sex acts with a girl as young as 13 at the time. Both Kelly, 41, and the now 23-year-old alleged victim had denied they were the ones on the tape. Neither testified during the trial.

R. Kelly thanked the jurors then asked if there was a junior high nearby. He drank way too much water waiting for the verdict, and you know how it goes.

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  1. ramalamadingdong

    because he’s black. you can’t convict a famous black man for anything or there will be riots in the streets. fucking monkeys.

  2. Ted Mosby

    I guess he paid her off to pee on her.

  3. Oh come the fuck on. Somebody shoot this fucking porch monkey………….. I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

  4. Oh come the fuck on. Somebody shoot this fucking porch monkey………….. I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

  5. Oh come the fuck on. Somebody shoot this fucking porch monkey………….. I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

  6. Chupacabra

    He came out of the closet and peed on my laundry pile.

  7. Barak Obama

    Another case of a Negro getting a free pass because he is black. Justice is served!

  8. Chupacabra

    Free pass? the girl he fucked enjoyed it, and didn’t want to even be a part of the trial. This was all scummy lawyer glory shit.

  9. Lola

    Just great…. Next thing you know, Kim K will be pursuing R Kels to drip drip drip on her face….. STAY AWAY FROM KIM K KELS

  10. june bugs on the porch.

    FUCKING MONKEYS.

    i hate black people. always getting away with something….

  11. I do not like black people

  12. dan

    the superficial appears to be the KKK’s favorite celebrity gossip blog. so, congrats on that…

  13. watermelon eater

    go lick a monkey’s ass, daniel.

  14. Assasinate Nobama

    Well, at least I now know that if I want to bang and piss on underage girls I have to move to Chicago.
    Scratch that. I forgot i’m white so that’s an automatic two strikes. Someone get me a can of shoepolish STAT!

  15. Patrick

    While I agree that he’s a piece of shit and deserves to die, I also agree with Dan. Seriously, what the hell? Like a white person has never pissed on a kid before.

  16. Kirk

    One thing that I learned from watching the Boondocks episode relating to this:

    Not every black man that is on trial for something is Nelson Mandela.

    funny thing….a similar ending too.

    Personally, if the girl states she is NOT the underage girl in the tape, that leaves an open question: WHO WAS THE REAL UNDERAGE GIRL HE PEED ON AND BANGED?

    I think he got off easy.

  17. Balls Mahoney

    Hey hey hey. Forget this guy. Honestly, thats pretty fucked up he gets off like like that. No wonder Russert died today.

  18. nomorewitchhunt

    This trial was just another neo-con agenda.
    America needs to wake up and realize the agenda is present; be it bush and his idiots, or obama, mccain and his ancient ways. It serves the agenda to have us all divided.

  19. Fuck all you racist fucks.... I'm peeing on your white women now

    Dayum, what’s with all the nigger hating on this site? Don’t condemn all blacks for this nasty mothafuckers disgusting habits. What the fuck does any of this have to do with blacks? Racist fuckers. All the shit white people have done, shooting up schools, malls and whatever the fuck else you can think of, killing random people for no reason. All the worst killers in history are fucking whites, but hell naw, you pale nasty racist assholes are quick to start nigger-bashing and making degrading comments.
    It’ll be a different story if you were around black people and utter one comment you’ve all made on here. Useless fucks. But I see what is it though, it’s nothing but pure jealousy.
    So bravo to that lawyer that got R. Kelly off. He’s a free man now, and I’m pretty sure his 1st stop is to go pee on somebody. And I sure hope it’s someone of the opposite sex.
    FUCK ALL YOU RACIST HATING CRACKERS….. STUPID MOTHAFUCKING UGLY BITCHES

  20. nomorewitchhunt

    This trial was just another neo-con agenda.
    America needs to wake up and realize the agenda is present; be it bush and his idiots, or obama, mccain and his ancient ways. It serves the agenda to have us all divided.

  21. wow..just wow...

    @12
    Dan: agree 100%

    @#19
    *clears throat….and the “N” word isn’t racist? You tool.

    Re: this trial. R Kelly is well known in the world as a pedo, he married some singer once when he was 30 and she was 14 or 15. This is a serious miscarriage of justice. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with the victim refusing to acknowledge (along with her OWN FAMILY) that it was her on the tape.

  22. The JuRK

    There is no white or black when it comes to celebrities: they get the Get Out of Jail Free card every single time.

    First he pissed on underaged girls, now he’s pissed all over the piss-worthy judicial system.

  23. wake up

    From CNN: “Neither the alleged victim, now 23, nor her parents testified during the trial. ALL THREE denied her involvement in the tape to a grand jury in 2002….”

    THATS why he was acquitted NOT race. He paid them off…it was a serious miscarriage of justice. We all know hes a pedo…but race??…please. Wake the fark up people. Jesus there’s some dumb people in the world

  24. Fuck all you racist fucks.... I'm peeing on your white women now

    Fucking retard that posted #21? What the fuck are you talking about? It is racist when one of you dick sucking white fuckers say it you dumb fuck. Read over everyone’s comments again stupid bitch, “monkeys” “porch monkeys” and the sorry excuse of a human waste of lives that posted #10 and #11 saying straight out that they hate black people.
    Come better than that before trying to defend your KKK clan members stupid fuck….. FUCK ALL Y’ALL TRYING TO MAKE EXCUSE FOR THIS SHIT. HATE BLACKS ALL YOU WANT…. YOUR WOMEN SURE AS HELL AIN’T HATING US

  25. true indeed

    @22
    QFT. Look at that other freak of nature, Robert Blake.

  26. LOL

    #24
    Wow…you really have problems. I could be a person of color for all you know. My problem comes from the word “N–ger” and your use of combating obvious racism with YOUR OWN racist comments, instead of logic and discussion. Grow up, learn to read and maybe take some blood pressure medication while your at it…I can pretty much guarantee you need it my friend.

  27. Lola

    OMG, wrong site…. I’m outtie here with all this “N” word this and that and racism and clan members…. Not cool at all. I don’t think race had anything to do with the verdict though

  28. bah

    #24: shrug, be as angry as you want. you’re still black. sorry about that.

    give it another 50 years or so, and then people will be hatin’ on the mexicans, and you’ll be where the jews are: still discriminated against, just on a hell of a lot more subtle level.

    but yeah, we’re all crackas and blah blah blah.

    all i can say is, i’d rather be white at the loan application interview, ya feel me?

  29. well-said

    #27
    True and well-stated. Also take a look at #24 and #19. Expressing moral outrage for obvious racist statements by spewing out his own. This site is just full of winners ;)

  30. bah

    on top of that, this isn’t about his race, it’s about his income. if he were poor, one, he wouldn’t have been able to get off, two, this wouldn’t even have made it to trial. dude would have got probation and had to register as a sex offender.

    if you want to be outraged, be outraged that money skirts justice, and equality only counts for the poor and middle class. then realize it ain’t changing anytime soon and get over it. shit’s broke, one dumbass gettin off on peein’ on bitches isn’t going to change the system anytime soon.

  31. Rat

    Good strategy to delay the trial so long!
    Wealthy celebs get away with rape, murder, tax evasion, witness tamppering everyone expects their behavior to be bad and no one cares anymore.
    After all the girl he pissed on was also black.
    No harm no foul right?

  32. p0nk

    the glove didn’t fit. he’ll use trojan XLs next time.

  33. Danklin24

    What the super fuck?! How did this asshole NOT do it? Must’ve been an all black jury.

  34. Porch monkey? Wouldn’t it be more fitting to call someone a “Porch Ape”? (Human= Great Ape) Monkeys have tails and apes do not. Just thought I’d clear that up.

  35. pat

    I thought he was also charged with possession of child pornography.
    If I’m remembering right, I’m wondering what happened with that.

    That would have nothing to do with whether he himself did anything (although I personally believe he did). Why do people videotape themself breaking the law?

  36. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ***************************************************************************

    I COULD OF TOLD YOU THAT ALL THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WERE WHITE BY THE WAY THEY ARE ALWAYS DISSING KIM AS SHE IS SOME SORT OF ALIEN.

    KIM IS THE IDEAL WOMAN TO ALL BLACK GUYS.

    NOW MOVING ON TO THIS SUBJECT, I HATE RAPPERS, AND I AM BLACK AND I HATE HOW PEOPLE THINK THAT I SOMEHOW GOT IN MY SCHOOL (AND I START LAW SCHOOL NEXT FALL) BECAUSE I AM BLACK.

    NOT SO. I HAVE HAD TO TRY HARD MY WHOLE LIFE AND IT SICKENS ME WHEN SCUM BAGS LIKE R. KELLY AND OG SIMPSON GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT AND PEOPLE SOMEHOW ASSOCIATE IT WITH ME THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING THE SAME OR SOMETHING.

    THIS MAN IS SO OBVIOUSLY GUILTY, LOOK HOW LONG THE CASE TOOK, LOOK HOW MANY YEARS HIS LAWYERS HAVE BEEN STALLING, LOOK AT HOW THEY DON’T WANT HIM TO TESTIFY, THE ONLY TIME YOU DON’T WANT YOUR GUY TO TESTIFY IS IF YOU THINK THE TRUTH MAKES HIM GUILTY.

    THE GUY IS GUILTY AND HIM AND OJ SHOULD DIE.

    ****************************************************************************

  37. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ***************************************************************************

    I COULD OF TOLD YOU THAT ALL THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WERE WHITE BY THE WAY THEY ARE ALWAYS DISSING KIM AS SHE IS SOME SORT OF ALIEN.

    KIM IS THE IDEAL WOMAN TO ALL BLACK GUYS.

    NOW MOVING ON TO THIS SUBJECT, I HATE RAPPERS, AND I AM BLACK AND I HATE HOW PEOPLE THINK THAT I SOMEHOW GOT IN MY SCHOOL (AND I START LAW SCHOOL NEXT FALL) BECAUSE I AM BLACK.

    NOT SO. I HAVE HAD TO TRY HARD MY WHOLE LIFE AND IT SICKENS ME WHEN SCUM BAGS LIKE R. KELLY AND OG SIMPSON GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT AND PEOPLE SOMEHOW ASSOCIATE IT WITH ME THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING THE SAME OR SOMETHING.

    THIS MAN IS SO OBVIOUSLY GUILTY, LOOK HOW LONG THE CASE TOOK, LOOK HOW MANY YEARS HIS LAWYERS HAVE BEEN STALLING, LOOK AT HOW THEY DON’T WANT HIM TO TESTIFY, THE ONLY TIME YOU DON’T WANT YOUR GUY TO TESTIFY IS IF YOU THINK THE TRUTH MAKES HIM GUILTY.

    THE GUY IS GUILTY AND HIM AND OJ SHOULD DIE.

    ****************************************************************************

  38. Evil

    Ok this verdict was shit, but Bill Brasky, you just need to fucking die.

  39. Frank

    “KIM IS THE IDEAL WOMAN TO ALL BLACK GUYS.”

    Wouldn’t the ideal woman for black guys be a black one?

    As for all you White people saying, “gosh, aren’t these racists terrible”, why don’t you show your ‘superiority’ and move to a black neighborhood?

  40. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    Frank -

    NO, THE IDEAL WOMAN FOR BLACK MEN IS A WHITE OR WHITE LOOKING WOMAN.

    LOOK AROUND, BLACK MEN ARE USUALLY DATING FAT BLONDES AREN’T THEY?

    BLACK MEN DO NOT PREFER TO DATE BLACK WOMAN. THAT IS WHY SO MANY OF THEM DATE OTHER RACES.

  41. @ 30 Agreed, a bunch of over-achiever……

  42. HomeWin

    We can officially call R Kelly “OJ Kelly” now. He was guilty and he got away scot-free.

  43. ToTellTheTruth

    Oh give me a fucking break. I SAW the video just because I’d heard so much about it, and truly didn’t believe that he’d do something like that… and that WAS his nose ALL IN that kid’s ass. The motherfucker even took time out every now and then to ADJUST the fucking camera, so that he wouldn’t miss a single shot!! Then when he was done fucking someone’s 14 year old kid…he PISSED on that bitch. LMAO and they let him GO? Wonder HOW MUCH MONEY he paid to get out of THIS one. But you know what they say…a criminial always returns to the scene of the crime..and this pedophile motherfucker is going to MESS UP AGAIN. Watch and see..

    And for all you people that are on here “defending” him, obviously you DIDN’T see the video. His hair was braided the EXACT SAME WAY, in the video as it is on the pic above, then in the other scene he had that nappy fucking afro that he likes to sport sometimes and there was NO DOUBT that it was him. I suggest you guys download the video, then “step in the name of love”…and go to hell WITH that fucking pedophile motherfucker, because if it were YOUR CHILD he was on there with pissing on and sodomizing you’d want him sentenced to the FULLEST extent of the law.

  44. Nick

    #41. That is because black woman (SOME, well most common black girls) are fucking nasty. They have hair all over their bodies. They are RUDE. No one wants to put up with their “snap snap, i’m a bitch” attitude.

  45. what the hell

    when did this turn into Craigslist Rants and Raves?

  46. mamadough

    i will admit that the most fucked up murders are white and i’d like to thank a good ‘ol baptist upbringing for some of those, but the majority of crime, blind hate, and drug dealing you see comes from poorer black neighborhoods. i feel awful for black people out there who are incredibly well educated and have great jobs who are completely under represented in the media. all you see on tv is punk ass young black males who act like total fucking cavemen, beating the hell out of people, shooting cops for pulling them over, and dressing like goddamn clowns while thinking they are the hottest shit on earth. and you know, if you see a black woman on a show, she’s inevitably going to flip bat shit and wig the fuck out.

    the above comments are all observations. i never said any race was better than another. im completely aware of the piece of shit white trash crackheads that exists as well. every ethnicity has groups of people within that act less than human.

  47. ramalamadingdong

    @28…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! you made my night with that shit.

    some of my favorite racial slurs for black people:
    porch monkey
    blue gums
    ticks
    june bugs
    noogs
    mondays (’cause everybody hates mondays)

  48. pedo

    I like them only on their 18th Birthday. I won’t touch them the next day as thy’re too old.

  49. PR&G d/b/a Chet Lemon

    The defense successfully argued that side for moles, birthmarks, etc., all Black men look alike.

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