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September 24th, 2010 // 62 Comments
Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed in Court Sketch

People:

Ms. Lohan cannot be released early because this isn’t a jail sentence,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says. “She’s being held by court order until her hearing on Oct. 22.”

It’s been a beautiful day.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Ms. Rosen

    AWESOME! And then on October 22, she can get another 30-day sentence and go right back in! Orange jumpsuit party!

  2. Manders

    I love the detail on the bloated lips.

  3. awesome

    Awesome.

  4. M

    I love how they emphasized her bloated fish lips and receding hairline. That’s awesome.

  5. M

    That’s creepy… sorry Manders and Awesome… lol

  6. Hugh Gentry

    made my weekend

  7. anonymous

    Best. Day. Ever.

  8. wtf? they still have courtroom sketch artists? is it still 1974 in L.A.?

    • Bim

      why are you trying to put poor B Roger out of a job??? lol :p

    • anonymous

      how else are you going to illustrate anything when they don’t allow cameras in the court room?

    • mcfeely smackup

      You’re right. I remember people getting upset over how much they wished the L.A courts would have allowed cameras in the court for OJ Simpsons murder trial.

      You’re an idiot, aren’t you?

      • anonymous

        I’ll say it again so an assclow like you can understand. Some NOT all cases allow for cameras. OJ is one example where cameras were allowed. This case is an example of one that did not.

        It’s obvious because where are the pics of Lindsay being cuffed? That’s a big payday moneyshot for the photographer.

        You can play again but at least use google for something other than porn before you try to pretend to know anything.

    • mcfeely smackup

      So you admit that when you said they don’t allow cameras in courtrooms that you were wrong? and that I have bested you in the duel of the internets?

      • anonymous

        no. i said “how else are you going to illustrate anything when they don’t allow cameras in the court room” I meant that court room in particular not all courtrooms.

        still if you if you must win go ahead and think that you have my permission.

    • mcfeely smackup

      now I’m bored.

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        mcfeely – I’m beginning not to like you: YOU have a very condescending manner to you – like every post is emblazoned with a stupid smirk. In case I don’t get the chance later on: Eat a bag of dicks you douchebag.

  9. Bow Down Assholes

    Could it be true? This almost makes be believe in jeebus and the virgin mary mother, unicorns, and puppies! Almost.

  10. Bow Down Assholes

    Remember that movie, Born Innocent? Maybe the other inmates will introduce her to “Billy”. Of course, Hohan is such a stretched out whore, shoving a baseball bat up her twat would be like ringing a cow bell. Just not worth it.

    • Marnie

      It was “Johnny” wasn’t it? :-)

      • Bow Down Assholes

        I think your right. I may have been thinking of this limey porn I once saw. Man, those fuckers might not shave, or wash, or brush their teeth, or make sense when they talk, but they sure know how to use a billy club!

  11. Deacon Jones

    “Now you can fight it, or stay still, regardless, I’m putting this cuffs on and butt-fucking you”

  12. Sugar

    That illustration looks like Kate Winslet.

  13. Colin

    Haha, my rule of thumb has always been not to get arrested on a Friday cause you have to wait till Monday to go to court. Lindsay just one-upped the hell out of that one. Awesome!

  14. Leia S.

    haha finally cunt gets what she deserves!

  15. The REAL TAB

    May her accomodations a Camp Pound-in-her-Puss…be worse than hell!

  16. herbiefrog

    so how many of you get a 30 day holiday ?

  17. NO FAT CHICKS

    Bitch has bad skin, bad teeth, and a bad body shape. Why on earth was she ever famous? For her implanted jugs? Big deal. Scarlett Johanson has big jugs and she has great skin and lovely teeth.

  18. Angel Eyes

    Good riddance, now we won’t have to hear about her movements for 30 days.

  19. Marco

    I would love to have this sketch hanging in my apartment!

  20. Truth

    It’s not really justice is it. She’s thrown more money down the toilet whilst looking for coke in her handbag than we’ll ever earn in our lives. And she’ll earn even more after this with the post-jail-exclusive-interview

    If there was any real justice she would be choked out then raped by a pack of n-words till she died of sore-cunt. Which is also her mothers nickname.

  21. Slab

    if this was drawn topless i could beat off to this pic..

  22. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Three words for you:

    Robert.

    Downey.

    Junior.

    Hollywood thrives on this shit. She’ll do her schtick in whatever bullshit penal colony California has in abundance – we out here in CA are freaking broke to the tune of $19 BILLION but there is no shortage when it comes to spending taxpayer money to lock up druggies – and then she’ll do the usual mea culpas followed by the usual low budget art house flix to regain ‘respectability’ and cred with the insurance companies and then she’ll move on to the usual $150 mil summer movies courtesy of schlockmeister Michael Bay and then all will be right with the world.

    Don’t say I didn’t tell ya.

    • Women in Hollywood have a shorter shelf life than men.
      I don’t see this girl cleaning up until what’s left of her looks are shot. And I think that in LiLo’s superficial world if you’ve lost your looks that is a fate worse than death. Which would probably lead to her doing even more drugs.
      But I hope you’re right.
      Don’t want her dead……..just to quit driving while drunk and/or high. Pretty simple.

    • Jack's Medulla

      Robert Downey Jr. actually was (is) a talented actor. Lindsay hasn’t starred in anything of note since Freaky Friday.

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        Well hell if you read the Vanity Fair article on LiLo (I was taking a crap and was desperate.) you’d have thought she was Merrill Streep (I know it’s Meryl but It’s Complicated and Momma Mia sucked balls so she’e Merrill until further notice.).

  23. Debbie

    She looks high in this drawing.

  24. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Referencing drawing please note the stance of the courtroom guard and the “I’m keeping my distance from this skank cuz I got a wife and kids and don’t want to bring anything home that could infect them…” space he is keeping between the two of them. Or maybe that’s just the angle of the dangle which is what I’m sure is often overheard in mcfeely’s bedroom when the tranny visits….

  25. E.

    damn that is a pretty good sketch artist.
    those vag lips on her face are unmistakable.

  26. C.

    It’s ridiculous that everybody wants her in jail so badly because she’s an annoying bitch that she is ACTUALLY spending time in jail that no other regular annoying bitch who wasn’t famous ever would have.

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      Amen. While everyone is applauding I’m just sitting here counting even more money the state and local municipalities are pissing away that they don’t have to begin with.

      • C.

        Seriously. Even Paris Hilton, who has the same track record and was caught WITH cocaine got off easy. I thought she was gonna get it too. Too bad for Lindsay she is “hot” right now because everybody keeps bitching about her and her mom and dad have made a family circus out of them while people stopped paying attention to Paris Hilton years ago. I can’t even remember what Paris wore for Halloween last year which means she must be gone…usually it was a week long Halloween dress up game.

  27. Kevin

    Bhahahahahahahahaha!!!

  28. CANES

    lmao shes gonna be released in a few hours california sucks

    • swan

      She’s getting out on $300,000 bail. Holy Crap. Sorry to ruin anyone’s night.

      I really can’t believe that.

      I guess she is completely above the law!

  29. C.

    Seriously. Even Paris Hilton, who has the same track record and was caught WITH cocaine got off easy. I thought she was gonna get it too. Too bad for Lindsay she is “hot” right now because everybody keeps bitching about her and her mom and dad have made a family circus out of them while people stopped paying attention to Paris Hilton years ago. I can’t even remember what Paris wore for Halloween last year which means she must be gone…usually it was a week long Halloween dress up game.

  30. Ugh the thought of no lindsay posts for a month is like a second dose of lent :( so.. i ordered a t-bone and a seven pound lobster, a cpl beers, and im about to skin up a jay. Vendredi gras as it were..

    Uh dont drop the soap hun?

  31. Yeah except that is actually not true. Fish, you are behind. TMZ is reporting that her bail has been set at $300,000 and she will be out in a few hours.

  32. Gando

    Next stage: arresting Lilo …

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