Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch Boobs Are What You Should Be Talking About

March 25th, 2014 // 35 Comments

Late yesterday, set photos from The Avengers: Age of Ultron surfaced online and all everyone did was freak out over how ridiculous Aaron Taylor-Johnson looks as Quicksilver after last week’s badass concept art. Yet, somehow, nobody’s even mentioning Elizabeth Olsen‘s Scarlet Witch boobs which look fucking fantastic. Is it because she’s not wearing that weird tiara thing? Is that what the deal is? Because let me hit you with an old saying: “Never look a tit-horse in the mouth.” – Benjamin Franklin, 1862

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Katie

    What is she doing? She looks either like she’s about to crap or she’s possessed.

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    “I’ve dropped my e-cig and poetry journal! AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!”

  3. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    I’ve always wanted to masturbate to completion on a hot chick from a third-story balcony… I suppose this’ll have to do.

  4. Heath Ledger

    I…I just…I just didn’t know there was a third one.

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    Looks like momma Ultron forgot to pick up Ultron Jr. for soccer practice.

  6. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    could the costuming be any less creative? I think i’ve seen this outfit on the subway a few times this week.

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    I didn’t know Quicksilver shopped at thrift stores. Huh, you would think super-heroes got paid more handsomely.

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    can’t miss from this range!

  9. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    what? no PBR?

  10. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    Even Don Heck thinks this pose is idiotic.

  11. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    “DON’T… tell me not to live, I’ve simply got to…”

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    “Jeremy, it’s nice to see you. But we aren’t shooing “Avengers 2″, this is an Evanescence video.”

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    “When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way!!”

  14. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    “Wait, wait!! The bus to Vatican City stops FOUR blocks south of here…”

  15. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    How much money are they spending to promote this Avril Lavigne single?

  16. Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Cleavage Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver Ultron
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    CGI in a pizza on the left hand and you have yourself a pizza delivery ad.

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    Swearin
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    She’s like a suprisingly-hot girl you met outside a Hot Topic, only with superpowers. All they need to do is get Ultron to say he’s breaking up with her because she’s just “too intense” and oh yeah, he would like his My Chemical Romance CD back.

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    Spooky Jones
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    I like how Jeremy Renner looks gay in each one

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    Odbarc
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    Yes! Run over there and give ‘em a squeeze. What a good extra.

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    Odbarc
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    Looks like a better pre-GCI version of the Michael Bay ninja turtles.

  21. Bob

    Whatever. There’s so much nepotism in Hollywood, it’s hard for me to think most celebrities have any real talent.

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    buzz
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    Meh.

    The Scarlet Witch is hot; Elizabeth Olsen isn’t too bad to look at; yet somehow Joss Whedon fucked up both and made the movie version of the Scarlet Witch a homeless hipster?

    • Johnny Barbells

      …i was thinking maybe they were going for some kind of real world (ultimates?) version of ‘wiccan’ (young avengers)? …i dunno.

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    Dammit, who let Wanda Sykes on the set?

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    Hey, Giant-Man…might want to do a little manscaping. Just sayin’.

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    Swearin
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    Big deal, I’ve seen Usain Bolt make this same pose

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    Swearin
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    “Heya Thor, whatcha doing up there?”
    “Uh, I’m polishing my hammer….”

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    Pretty sure that’s just an old lady and not Aaron Taylor-Johnson in the foreground. Maybe his wife.

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    Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye in Phoning it In: Avengers pt. II

    Tagline: They never should have fucked him in the first one.

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