Quentin Tarantino has officially lost his shit. Yesterday at the 68th Annual Golden Globe nominations ceremony he told OK! Magazine he would love to work with Lindsay Lohan:
“[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood.”
When asked if he’d ever cast Lindsay in a Kill Bill-type role, Tarantino said, “I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!”
A coffin. With both of them inside. Then I’d drop it somewhere deep within the Pacific. Now let’s go watch Sister Street Fighter and get ourselves some tasty milkshakes.
[Flashback to a minute ago.]
Do you know what I’d like to see Quentin cast Lindsay in? You’re going to want to sit down for this one, daddy-o.
Directed by Quentin Tarantino. He hates chronology.
Photos: Baeur-Griffin
mkell | December 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm
He’s of his nut, he is!
NovaKtty | December 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm
First.
first | December 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm
i’d only favor it if it the movie had full frontal nudes of lindsay
Erica | December 14, 2007 at 2:00 pm
He already lost his shizz as evidenced by Death Proof.
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm
She may be a psycho but he’s right – she’s a great actress.
Sam Hain | December 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm
@4 – shut it. death proof rocked.
I got something to put LL in, my closet. I’ll bet she’d be hot with a ball gag!
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 2:09 pm
5- I’m gonna spike yer tab with drain-o..
and I agree Sam, Death Proof was awesome!!..
Danielle | December 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Shut the fuck up Fish.
She CAN act. She just gets shitty roles. She needs to stick with directors that will boost her career. Like what she did with mean girls and the movies before that.
And atleast you can look at a picture of her without somehow contracting a flesh eating disease or lice…(unlike parasite and britters).
Ruby | December 14, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Christ, she looks horrible! See kids, this is why you should say no to coke and alcohol. It makes even the best looking girls look even older than their own mothers. Death proof was actually quite entertaining btw. Planet terror on the other hand sucked major balls. I wouldn’t exactly agree that Lindsay is a great actress, but she doesn’t even come close to sucking like Rose McGowan did in planet terror AND death proof.
KELS | December 14, 2007 at 2:16 pm
SHE IS AGING REALLY BAD…WHAT HAPPENED? OH WAIT, SHE’S WHITE…
KELS | December 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm
SHE IS AGING REALLY BAD…WHAT HAPPENED? OH WAIT, SHE’S WHITE…
KELS | December 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm
SHE IS AGING REALLY BAD…WHAT HAPPENED? OH WAIT, SHE’S WHITE…
sad people | December 14, 2007 at 2:18 pm
he just wants to bang her. and besides, sober lindsay is no fun.
FRIST!!! | December 14, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Silly nigs, always using all-caps. It must be related in some way to how you can’t see them at night unless they have a big smile.
joe | December 14, 2007 at 2:20 pm
I can cast my dick in her ass
Joe | December 14, 2007 at 2:20 pm
HAH. I like the chronology gag. How many of your readers got the joke is the question…
Danielle | December 14, 2007 at 2:22 pm
So funny how you felt the need to bring up race in a post involving freckles.
Dumbass.
woodhorse | December 14, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I think she can act but what is amazing is how pretty she is – really. Credit where credit is due: I saw her photo in an evening gown lined up to 5 or 6 other Hollywood “beauties” and they were only average while she was stunning.
I'd cast | December 14, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I’d cast my balls in her mouth ohhhhhhh
Wait White people age poorly is that really something that someone said?
Danielle | December 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
whaaat? white people age poorly?? gee golly wilakers, never knew that.
Eat my shorts | December 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
She looks like she’s in her very early thirties. I cannot believe she is only 21. Oh, and QT is boning her. Has to be.
deaconjones | December 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Of course Quentin said that, he wants to bang the crazy bitch:
“mmph mmph mmph (looks up) you really saved my career Quentin mmph mmph mmph”
“Yep” (Quentin chalks out another line on her shoulder)
michael darling | December 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Someone get that girl some new pants.
Every picture I see of her she is wearing those.
Ooba Gooba | December 14, 2007 at 2:33 pm
You know she blew him to get him to say that.
LayDeeBug | December 14, 2007 at 2:33 pm
18 WOODHORSE!!!!
Where ya been!??
Eat my shorts | December 14, 2007 at 2:34 pm
9- Smoking 100 cigs a day doesn’t help in the aging process either.
i don't like her now, but | December 14, 2007 at 2:35 pm
18-
i think she looks like a greasy strung out witch with ill matched foundation as of late.
the 2004 GQ spread and rolling stone, she was awesome with the red hair… those were good times.
i hate how she dresses now. she used to wear more fitted and sexy clothing.
Meg | December 14, 2007 at 2:35 pm
He’s friggin’ mental. Lohan is dumb.
Mugato | December 14, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Whenever an actor is a drug addict, people always say what a brilliant thespian they are. It’s kind of true of Robert Downey Jr but what the hell has Lindsay Lohan ever done? Was it Herbie?
Mal Reynolds | December 14, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Love Tarantino’s work and respect his opinions on talent. But no Fucking way!!
Mean Girls was a good movie, Lohan was ‘adequite’
woodhorse– You’re nuts! Where do you live? Lohan is average to odd looking. And it is astounding that she is only 21!
ScuttlingCrab | December 14, 2007 at 2:46 pm
STAY AWAY FROM MY LINDSAY, FREAK!
I’ve met Quentin a couple times over the last ten years and he is a sorry specimen, going progressively insane.
But I’ll say this, the guy has good taste. That’s why he is where he is, and you are where you are. He knows who has “it.” Even in the wretched Death Proof he at least had the sense to cast Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
He’s right, Lohan is the best. One of the best ever. I hope she doesn’t think she has to blow him for a part because she’s down on her luck. He’s creatively dried-up.
Wide Stance Larry | December 14, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I like mindless movie violence as much as the next guy but really, how much talent does it take to be in a Tarantino flick? The stunt guys and FX people do all the work.
…”and ACTION..”.Blam, Blam, Thud “cue the blood pump guy…CUT”
Miss L. could stay in rehab, they bring in a camera, paint some blood on her shirt, she falls down when the guy says “action” ..congrats all around…and she takes the paycheck back to her sex and sobriety counselor so I can make sure it gets spent properly. I Kung Fu some bad guys on the way to the bank and nail a grateful Sophia Vergara before exiting the fantasy. Fade to real….
Lowlands | December 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm
It seems like i haven’t seen Lindsay in ages.She looks.. Older to me??
woodhorse | December 14, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Happy Holidays LayDeeBug – I’ve been in to read you funny guys but couldn’t stay to play – I have to work sometimes.
#30 yes she’s an old looking 21 but she has a pretty smile, engaging big eyes and doesn’ have a fivehead like many of the stars. She also may be as germ-y as a glory hole but she does have a pretty face.
Hollywood Agent | December 14, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Both of them have already had their 15 minutes of fame.
Tarantino’s movie genera is so dated, and I ‘ll bet he takes LSD while he writes.
Lindsay is just like nasty frozen leftovers, you know it’s in the fridge but you want something that is fresh and tastes good.
Mal Reynolds | December 14, 2007 at 3:03 pm
31. ScuttlingCrab…..Without turning this into a movie discussion blog, I ask you in all seriousness, what makes you call Death Proof wretched? Can you be more descriptive?
Sauron | December 14, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Being eagly-eyed i won’t say older.But for sure healthier.Is it the way how actresses get a job he thinks she’s the best?
FFF | December 14, 2007 at 3:16 pm
It has to be about her feet. Quentin may be America’s most famous foot freak and always goes for the toes. Just ask Uma Thurman.
Grace | December 14, 2007 at 3:20 pm
He’s simply talking about casting her in “From Dusk Till Dawn 4: this time, the vampires are also cokewhores”.
EvenQuentinGetsHorny | December 14, 2007 at 3:21 pm
What did you think Quentin was gonna say? If he told the truth you think he’d ever stand a chance of getting pussy from her somewhere down the road. Quentin learned long ago not to burn his bridges.
Grace | December 14, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Holy crap… I just have to say… Fuck yes to #7 for an awesome Heathers reference. <3
mafme | December 14, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Maybe he meant cast her *into* almost anything– lake of fire, den of serpents, whatever.
FRIST!!! | December 14, 2007 at 3:36 pm
#14 get bent..
Why is lindsay wearing my gramma’s underpants over her real pants? She should give them back! My gramma’s ass is cold..
21st century digital boy | December 14, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Correction. He hates conventional linear chronology. And is a douchebag.
This news is just further sweet vindication for me. I was never that impressed with him or with his movies, but all my friends and everybody else hailed him as some kind of cinema god. Behold your god now, fools. Mwhahahhahahaaaaa…
K.C.R | December 14, 2007 at 3:41 pm
She is starting to look like a dried up old leather bag already and she’s barely in her 20s… god knows what she’s going to look like when she’s 35-40, and the real damage starts to show.
Simon Scowl | December 14, 2007 at 3:57 pm
That last part took me a second. Bravo, anonymous Superficial person!
Sauron | December 14, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Is she pregnant (again)?
Sauron | December 14, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I don’t know what happened to her but she looks fertile to me.Tarantino must have noticed this as well.
too much | December 14, 2007 at 4:11 pm
why does she wear soo much makeup? thats really what makes her look ragged.
jack | December 14, 2007 at 5:16 pm
THIS BITCH NEEDS TO CHANGE THOSE PANTS ALREADY WTF
HER FACE HAS HOLLYWOOD WHORE WRITEN ALL OVER IT! AND QUINTIN WTF HER ACTING SUCKS! KEEP IT REAL DON’T LIE FOR A PIECE OF PUSSY!