Quentin Tarantino is a well-known foot fetishist, and that’s without even counting the almost hour-long close-up of Bridget Fonda’s feet in Jackie Brown, which makes this email that the entire Internet has been forwarded by now pretty fucking believable. A woman, now identified as Beejoli Shah, recounts a tale of meeting “QT” at a party a few weeks ago, only to end up in his bed where he asked to suck her toes and “kill his bill,” if you will:
I’m wearing Hanes Her Way underwear the size of Canada that I bought at CVS that morning because my life is really just that sad and pathetic. We make out some more, there’s a little below the belt action that I try to avoid, as QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.) Just as I’m about to hyperventilate over the fact that he may try to put that horrific bodily implement anywhere near my Britney, he leans over and goes “Hey…”
I know this “Hey.” This is the “Hey, should I get a condom?” hey that accompanies 20 minutes of ungratifying sex. As I’m trying to rapidly think of ways I can agent myself out of this deal, I hear what is without a doubt, the strangest question in the history of my life. Quentin Tarantino asks, “Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?” What. The. Fuck.
I added the full e-mail after the jump along with the photo booth strip of Quentin and the young woman who molded his heart into a dolphin-flogging Cyrano de Bergerac with a foot fetish. On that note, the email claims Quentin Tarantino has a freakishly small penis yet hangs out with Jamie Foxx, so at its core, this story is really about being comfortable with one’s own self which comes in handy because apparently chicks in Hollywood will let you beat off in front of them just because you directed a couple of movies. It’s like Twilight for perverts. “She rolled her eyes, but begrudgingly said, yes?” *swoons*
Friendsicles,
You are either getting this e-mail because I’ve promised I would tell you this story and haven’t yet, you’re besties with someone I used to hook up with, or because my need for attention and adulation has reached such an all time high that I decided to pick 15 of you at random to listen to this story (most likely explanation), but all the same, below is the (in)famous but true story of how I met Quentin Tarantino…Adam and Ethan, I’ll be expecting your short film script of this in my inbox in the next couple of weeks…
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011:
Get a BBM at 8 in the morning from my friend Nicki telling me we’re going to a party in “the Hills” that night because the Yankees were in town. But this party now presents a conundrum as a) I didn’t know people partied on Wednesdays because I’m uncool and b) I had just run out of clean underwear and hadn’t shaved my legs in three days, so I wasn’t really in a “party” sort of place. (what’s that you say? You’re surprised I’m single?) However, after being told to grow a pair, I decided to join the girls after work for this fiesta.
Party time rolls around that evening and despite being a Wednesday, and based on how many trashy girls in short dresses there are, it looks like the inside of any club in Las Vegas has vomited inside this music producer’s home. Minus all the hordes of Asians you get in real Las Vegas. I spend my first hour at this party irritated at having to even be there, and then telling the Yankees picture Joba Chamberlain how he’ll never be as great as my beloved Brian Wilson. I think he may have called me a lesbian as I was walking away, but I guess you can’t blame him since I did choose to wear pants. Anyways, I digress.
Heading back inside, bored out of mind, I look over and notice Jamie Foxx and Quentin Tarantino have joined the melee. Joy. Two more people at this party who could not give a shit about who I am. I go back to texting in the corner while stuffing my face with a hot dog. About an hour later I’m making a drink and realize the pasty tall fellow pouring orange juice into my glass is the man himself, QT. Realizing I kind of have to go for at it this point, in all my nerd glory blurt out: “I’m sure everyone tells you this but I fucking loved Reservoir Dogs. I watched it when I was 11 for my school newspaper, and it’s badass.” He starts laughing, thanks me, pleasantries are exchanged about how I was clearly a fucked up 11 year old for watching Reservoir Dogs, and we start what appears it might be a delightful little chat about film. Until this happens:
Quentin: Wow so you really loved Reservoir Dogs, huh? Which of my other films do you like?
(this blatant arrogance is the type of douchebaggery that really gets my gourd about Hollywood, so now my film boner has turned to film hate fuck, and I feel the need to cheekily undermine Quentin.)
Me: Oh wow. You know, I really didn’t like Kill Bill…
Quentin: What? What do you mean? 1 or 2?
Me: Ehh, a little bit of both. I just didn’t care for them.
Quentin: Wow…I don’t think anyone has said that to my face about my seminal films.
Me: Perhaps it’s because you call them your seminal films. Shouldn’t you wait for someone else to say that?
Quentin: You know, you’ve got a mouth on you. I like that.
At this point, QT puts an arm around me and I’m acutely aware that Quentin Tarantino has an arm around me. As are my four friends, who are all looking at me as if I have grown a second head. To be fair, I am easily the most uncool out of all my friends (I go to Q’s in Brentwood four nights a week), so the fact that anyone even mildly famous wants to speak to me is pretty shocking. He’s chatting with my friends and I like it’s no big deal, I am pretending like this happens every night of my life, and out of nowhere he leans in for the makeout. Yes. True story. I am pulling a frat move and making out in a crowded kitchen with Quentin Fucking Tarantino. I cannot stop laughing AS this is happening, mainly because I see my friends Nicki and Jen literally gag behind Quentin’s head, and I really am doing this for the story at this point. We make out some more, take a walk, keep making out, get more drinks, lather, rinse, repeat. Believe me when I say I’m not bragging, because..well…have you looked at a photo of Quentin Tarantino recently? (Please refer to: http://bit.ly/jL4ORR)
At some point in our public makeout, Jamie Foxx comes over and without acknowledging me goes, “Yo QT, ready to roll?” Quentin looks at me and says “Want to come to my house?” Ummmmmm…fuck yes? We get in an SUV and off we go. As I’m in the car though, I realize two things: 1) Making out with Quentin Tarantino is a great story, but there is no way I plan on putting out, and 2) This is a director who makes up fucked up films for a living, there is a 23% chance he could Phil Spektor me, and I’m definitely not ready to die. But alas, I’m already in the car and we’re off.
We get to the house, which is gorgeous, and Jamie Foxx takes off with his lady friend (I try to say bye to him and he doesn’t even look at me. Jamie Foxx could not have given 2 shits who I was. This is probably karma because I snuck into a screening of Ray in 2004 with my black boyfriend who worked at AMC at the time, instead of buying a ticket). Which leaves me and QT alone in his bar. I spot a photo booth and immediately realize that we must take photos, if for nothing else, proof that this story even happened. (Because I know at least 7 of you right now think I’m still lying, and are pissed you had to read this much. It gets even better, I promise!!) We get a few good photo strips, which I immediately buried at the bottom of my purse lest he take them from me, and go on talking about film. (For you film geeks, this was a great conversation that led to QT cutting me a trailer of my five favorite bad movies, but for sake of some semblance of brevity, I will leave that aside for another day)
After a lengthy film discussion, Quentin suggests we head to bed, which is the point where I really start panicking. I have stalled for a good long time but the makeouts were really losing their appeal because you can only be sweated on so much, and we were getting closer to the moment of truth on whether I’d have to put out or not. The makeout continues for a while longer, and I’m really getting nervous about where the night may lead, kicking myself over not pretending to be more drunk and “passing out”, and wishing he’d turn the damn lights off so that he won’t notice that I’m wearing Hanes Her Way underwear the size of Canada that I bought at CVS that morning because my life is really just that sad and pathetic. We make out some more, there’s a little below the belt action that I try to avoid, as QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.) Just as I’m about to hyperventilate over the fact that he may try to put that horrific bodily implement anywhere near my Britney, he leans over and goes “Hey…”
I know this “Hey.” This is the “Hey, should I get a condom?” hey that accompanies 20 minutes of ungratifying sex. As I’m trying to rapidly think of ways I can agent myself out of this deal, I hear what is without a doubt, the strangest question in the history of my life. Quentin Tarantino asks, “Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?” What. The. Fuck.
Many of you may have seen this coming, as his foot fetish is WELL documented, but for some of us who spend more time watching Kate Hudson than we do Quentin Tarantino, this was a huge shock. On top of that, I don’t even like weird sex habits! A saucy hookup for me is on the foot of the bed, instead of on a pillow. Someone tried to talk me into a threesome once and I cried for an hour. Having someone ask to fellate my feet while rubbing one out was a world I was not prepared for.
But desperate times call for desperate measures, and I realized this just might be my get out of jail free card on the whole chode in vag issue. After some negotiations about how I would not partake in any of the hand job action were nailed down, I begrudgingly acquiesced. (And by begrudgingly, I realized I didn’t have to shtup the dude and said sure why not in about 0.03 seconds) And thus began the weirdest ten minutes of my life – having my feet made out with by an Oscar winning filmmaker while he pleasured himself. Truth be told, it wasn’t so bad. I didn’t have to do anything (a nice bonus, since I am undoubtedly the laziest person in bed, which some of you can attest to), no bodily secretions were ejected anywhere near me or my feet (thank god, because I imagine it would feel like walking in sand with wet I fucking hate that), and just as I hoped, we went to bed right after.
In the morning, I snooped through Quentin’s belongings while he was in the bathroom and now know his e-mail address. He fooled around with my feet one more time (this time without asking, which I found rude), and then drove me back to Nicki’s apartment in Weho and that was that.
Most insane experience of my life, and without a doubt, probably the best story I will ever get to tell. Those of you who know me well know of my love of hyperbole, so I’m actually rather sad that I won’t get to use “best story ever!!!” when talking about how I scored a free topping at Yogurtland anymore, but I suppose for Quentin I can make an exception. I’ll try not to forget all of you little people when my feet and I make our meteoric race (foot pun intended) to the top of the A-List soon.
Till then, I’ve attached our photo booth photos for those of you who think I still just have a vivid imagination…and yes, he does look like Frankenstein.
Love,
Beejoli
Photos: Getty
I thought the story was pretty funny to read.
I also thought that this whole thing was fake.
Mostly because the writing style was very similar to QTs directorial style in a lot of his films: quirky, offbeat, a lot of miniscule details that don’t relate directly to the plot but are entertaining nonetheless. The whole time I was reading this I could picture QT sitting right next this gal telling her “OK. Now lets add the part where I …..”
So he has a foot fetish and a fetish for ugly girls, judging by those pictures
How is this news? QT sucked a girl’s toes in the middle of a club in Austin, TX in 2000 or 2001. He literally couldn’t take another second of it and just flung her flip-flop off and started sucking right there. There were hundreds of witnesses. QT is a toe-sucker. A shameless toe-sucker and if he wasn’t embarassed about doing it to Precious, why would this semi-attractive girl be a scuff on his resume?
Toss me the Ranch dressing, I’ve got salads to tend to. Pftt!
Exactly. Yet another man who’s climbed to the top so he has a variety of toes to choose from…
Yet SHE gets blamed because she talked about it.
Exactly.
how many times a day you think SHE reads her story…
malicious attention whore
Three Questions:
1) Why was she texting in the corner if her four friends were there?
2) Why did she allow her friends to convince her to go to a party if all she was going to do was whine about it? (it’s pretty clear she decided ahead of time that she was going to refuse to have fun)
3) How did a picture of a Yankees player call her a lesbian?
Three Answers:
1) Because she’s an ugly cunt that no one wants to be seen with.
2) Because she thought she would pawn her shitty screenplay off on a Hollywood somebody who might be there.
3) The picture throws the ball to the capture. (She obviously hasn’t graduated from ESL yet.)
Jealous? She’s brilliant! And she has him pegged. NEXT!
“After years of loneliness working in the video store (let’s face it, I still had the same face), I tried – unsuccessfully – to perform auto-fellatio to get off. It wasn’t until I realized my dick was the exact same shape, size and appearance of a woman’s big toe (when fully erect) that It dawned on me to take the easy way.”
Shah writes that Jamie Foxx asked QT if he was ready to roll “without acknowledging me,” and then says that after getting to QT’s house, “Jamie Foxx takes off with his lady friend (I try to say bye to him and he doesn’t even look at me. Jamie Foxx could not have given 2 shits who I was.”
I’d say that Foxx’s lack of regard and respect for Shah and apparent refusal to even acknowledge her turned out to be well-deserved.
FRAT. Dude likes toes.
Live and let live.
“…bodily implement anywhere near my Britney”
“As I’m trying to rapidly think of ways I can agent myself out of this deal”
Ugh.. she sounds like a laborious fucking headache anyway.
I still don’t see why they didn’t both realize that this was the *perfect* opportunity to get the K-Y janx on. She’s Indian, right? Friggin’ cinnamon and nutmeg have got to part of the repertoire. Sheesh.
Obviously he sobered up a little when he saw her naked, and decided to take the safe route.
So he was damned stupid to pick up some fugly strange and bring it home, but he was smart to not fuck her.
Man, i just remember seeing this QT go on Leno a couple years ago, so obivously coked out of his mind that I asked my girlfriend how he was even let on air.
I would bang that chode any day. This chick sounds like a super-gold-digging-hater. Tarantino is BRILLIANT and this broad is a nobody! Next!!!
+1.
+2
And he’s hot. If he wants to hookup with me i’ll let him suck on both my feet.
It’s very telling that almost all of the commenters are angry at the cute girl that shunned the stub dicked douchebag. A lifetime of anger coming out online while typing from Mom’s basement.
Don’t get mad at us just because you couldn’t even give your greasy vagisil-soaked ass away at homecoming you dull teenage cunt. Come back and try again when you get some life experience.
Let me just point out that your misanthropic, bitter and childish comments don’t make people think you have “life experience.” Feel free to seek out as many uncomfortable awkward sexual experiences as you can, but I’m beginning to think your experience is with air valves. Of course you wouldn’t understand a real girl being turned off across the board.
No means no – whether you’re the juvenile posting here or some fading celebrity. Nothing of it guarantees you sex and I’ve yet to meet a women who think fetishes are “hot”. Similar to your porn collection, they may (or may not beO be tolerated but she’s not going to be bragging (if admitting to it at all) to her girl friends about a toe licker. That’s what makes this funny to girls.
I hate to burst your (delusional) bubble, but QT or no QT – he was a double strike and she was answering for it to her girlfriends when it went viral. And believe me, she’s embarrassed.
Says the dumbass who made THE EXACT SAME COMMENT TWICE because he (I think youre a he…) couldn’t come up with something new to say. Lay off of the teen, and read a book. Also, I think that it’s pretty hypocritical for a fat virgin who spends five hours of his day trying to suck his own dick, two hours of his day jacking off to characters from comic books, and three hours of his day making identical comments on thesuperficial.com to get on some teenager’s back for not having life experience, don’t you?
Off HIS back. Sorry, but I don’t think I’ve replied to this little twerp before. If he’s EVER going to have a chance with a real girl, he needs to learn to shut his yap or at least get more respectful. Trashing like that pretty much guarantees, he won’t. Go ahead, let him think being an ass gets you ahead with women…Trust me, quiet gets you farther. Then we don’t have to explain you’re crappy mouths to our girl friends and justify being with you. Silence goes part of the way in making up for your shortcomings, if you know what I mean.
Sorry guys, you’re upset but yes, you’ve caught us! Girls DO compare notes — but UNLIKE you not generally (aren’t you glad) on open posts like these. Yep we’ve figured out that you have fragile egos and we’re better to you than you are to us. Think of all your “is she hot or not” etc. sites that you’ve just gotta bray on.
I read the superficial because it saves me time surfing and I used to work with all guys and hear it all the time. I have to say they were much classier and better thought out than “She’s ugly, she sucks! and she was lucky QT looked at her. How’s that for repetition? How many times do I have to read y’all think she’s ugly anyway? Like QT is a dreamboat? Personally, I’d say they were about a matched set which is how it usually works anyway.
So what’s-her-face sent an email and it went viral. Big deal. My money says she sent it to her 15 friends simply because she was tired of explaining her crappy choices individually. Not to mention the heat once she fessed up to the friends that were there. Yes, a smarter girl would have kept her yap shut.
And oh yeah, so sorry, not a guy, hence my sympathy for her. Most every gal whose dated for any amount of time eventually has a similar horror story where she gets into it and isn’t quite sure how she’s going to get out of it. If you’re lucky, there’s no witnesses. If you’re not, you’re going to be known as “toe suckin” girl like this poor ditz. Possibly she has just about as great a life as Monica Lewinsky ahead of her, huh? It’s that one stupid experience where you learn to avoid another one (although I’ve known a couple of repeaters).
Which is why I’m pretty convinced it’s true. The vast majority of us just know better than to put it in writing…
LMFAO
BE writes, “Sorry guys, you’re upset but yes, you’ve caught us! Girls DO compare notes…”
That girls compare notes has been common knowledge for decades (listen to the lyrics of some girl group oldies).
“And oh yeah, so sorry, not a guy, hence my sympathy for her.”
You keep apologizing for things that are of concern to no one but figures of your imagination.
“How many times do I have to read y’all think she’s ugly anyway? Like QT is a dreamboat? Personally, I’d say they were about a matched set…”
They’re “matched” if all we look at is how they look. Beyond that, BS is not even remotely close and never will be remotely close to being a match to QT (and gender isn’t relevant here – we could be talking about two guys, two girls, an accomplished female filmmaker and a male version of BS).
The negative reaction many have to BS has nothing to do with concern about girls comparing notes, nor is it some guy thing.
People react negatively to her because she operated in a mode of “bad faith” in relation to QT (e.g., the bit about her spotting a photo booth in QT’s home, burying the photo strips at the bottom of her purse, and finally circulating her privacy-violating story on the world wide web), that was not warranted by anything QT did.
I imagine that when some people refer to her as “ugly,” they are not talking so much about her outer appearance as what’s inside.
Well at least READ the post that claims I’m a guy before you trash back.
Yet another misanthrope, sigh!
So let me get this straight. QT goes to a party, gets wasted, picks up a random female because he likes her feet, brings her home and asks to suck her toes while he masturbates and SHE’S ugly?
What freak island do you live on anyway? Need to know so we never visit.
And let’s be clear here. Talented (which is a relative opinion BTW) does not get you whatever you want or a get out jail free card on being a trolling pervert. Yes some gals don’t mind toe licking while others might be horrified.
Hmmm – don’t you think QT should have given her a “heads up” about being off the beaten path with her BEFORE he brought her back to his place? That’s “bad faith” to the nth degree. Especially since she had to find another way home, if she walked out, huh? I’m not saying she didn’t make crappy choices here. But they both acted like losers.
So, I stand by my equally matched. He’s a trolling perv and she’s exploiting his fame. Both were drunk.
But of course, you stand up for HIM in this. You simply accept that he’s a Hollyweirdo sucking toes in public but his social status makes him completely OK while she’s the tramp, huh?
Oh and let’s get this straight, she met a celebrity and took pictures with him. And he let her. How groundbreaking! What a bitch, huh? He didn’t say no, did he. After all, he has a PHOTO booth in his house – did ya miss that?
Consider the heat she was getting before she left with him (girlfriends gagging motions). After the fact, can’t you see her trying to paint it as “I was in control” instead of just drunk and stupid? I’ve seen a couple of whoops like these with friends and believe me, she’s still taking the heat. Actually, we should slam “the friend” that sent it viral instead of sending it to the bit bucket where this story belonged.
How often do guys justify their “ugly” behavior with “she got prettier the more I drank” And sorry – all the commentary like “Gandhi with a wig” simply can not be played as “ugly inside” Especially on a site called “The Superficial”
What I do like about this site is that I DO see guys comment like they’ve got something going on other than being “haters” But the haters really latched on this one. Apparently because she acted JUST LIKE THEM. So sorry, I have no sympathy.
It’s a viral world now – get used to it, so if you’re trying to trot your particular aberration below the radar on a regular basis – I suggest you prepare for being outed.
BE – BS went to QT’s house where they had a “lengthy film discussion,” during which time he cut BS a trailer of her “five favorite bad movies.” He then suggested that they go to bad, and at this point BS says she started “panicking.” And yet she continued to “make out” with him. Why? Did she feel threatened? Couldn’t she have just asked him to call her a cab?
When he asked her if he could suck her toes (to me that’s gross but that’s neither here nor there), she again could’ve simply said no, but she didn’t and in fact says “it wasn’t so bad.” And while BS says that QT did fool around with her feet a second time without asking and that she considered this “rude” – as opposed to considering it a sexual assault – this happened after she rudely “snooped through Quentin’s belongings while he was in the bathroom.”
Of course the photo booth in QT’s house is meant to be used, and of course he used it to take photos of BS and him! Why do you keep pointing out the obvious (“Girls DO compare notes”)? BS says that she buried the photo strips at the bottom of her purse, right? Why would she have done that if there was no problem at all with her and QT using the photo booth? Because she had an ulterior motive.
QT may have thought about toe-sucking before asking BS to go home with him, but that’s a different kind of ulterior motive and a different order of “bad faith” than BS’s. Nothing that QT did – discussing film with BS, cutting her a trailer, making out with her with her consent and cooperation, and doing his kinky and IMO gross toes thing with her with her permission – was about harming another.
BS, on the other hand, behaved harmfully toward another by making a private encounter public in the way she did.
The fact that many – billions – of men are assholes who “often justify their ‘ugly’ behavior” doesn’t absolve BS of her ugly behavior in this particular situation.
The fact that “It’s a viral world now,” as you say (“It’s a viral world now – get used to it”) is something BS should’ve considered before she wrote and sent her email to friends (if we assume that BS is telling the truth about how it went viral). She alone is responsible for this story going viral.
And yes, you’re right that some comments about her being ugly are indeed about her outer appearance.
Hey Giotti – I’m not saying her motives were golden. I’m just saying that his were just as ugly. I cite the gal who’s toes he insisted upon publicly sucking in a bar. Not that I care about his proclivities. Not my cup of tea either. But such things do spring up. I once dated a guy with a foot fetish who was nice enough to let me know early on and I’m still fond of him. I also dated a guy who informed me of a 500 video plus porn collection early and I speak well of him. Because I knew before it got too far. Both are happily married to gals who didn’t mind it – so see being a stand up guy does work.
If she WAS the experienced beauty (that everyone points out that she’s not), then maybe she would have had a a few more escapes up her sleeve for dealing with older guys on the make. He’s only about twice her age so I’m pretty sure his moves are pretty well refined whereas she call herself socially inept. In girl world, the fact her friends went as far as “gagging” to warn her is a huge tell on that she’s lacked judgement before. I’m guessing her full track record is something to behold.
As I’ve stated she’s just another ditz learning the hard way (don’t put this crap in writing!). Does anyone honestly think this will somehow further her career or anything else. I’m sure her parents are so proud. So many people defending him and knocking her. The real culprit is the “friend” who viraled it…
Okay, BE, I hear where you’re coming from. Have a good weekend. :-)
Thanks Giotti – I appreciate the nod. Have a great Fourth!
She’s not pretty at any rate . I think someone musta been drunk .
Obviously, both of them. Have you LOOKED at his picture lately?
While I am repulsed at the description of the failed and hideous attempt at sexual congress with the aforementioned foot , The young lady in question is indeed hideous to look at , much less contemplate a missionary – position coitus .
ugh, butterface!!
This made for a cringe inducing read. I would certainly not circulate an email like this to anyone! This is the kind of memory that should be surpressed with shame not gabbed to any gossip mongerer that will listen. (And believe me I’ve had quite a few of these experiences, however salacious, I would not like to identify myself as having the starring role) Quentin Tarentino – massively famous, below average attractiveness (sorry, Quentin :/ ), above averagely talented? She would probably love to tell this to the first person who’d listen, unfortunately her email paints her as a dull and unattractive person inside and out. Because you know Jamie Foxxxx would have been all up in there if she was a looker.
Really? You’re all feeling sorry for the multi-millionaire Hollywood guy because he was mocked for his ‘short’comings? It’s just another example of entitlement and arrogance on his part that he thought he could pick up a girl at a party, take her home, expose his (harmless, though embarrassing) fetish to her, LET HER TAKE PICTURES with him – and it would not become public knowledge. There is a widespread attitude in LA that all of these guys are untouchable. I guess he was just one more who believed it.
The only things that explain the posts here are 1)Quentin Tarantino is to men what Jennifer Aniston was to women (poor QT, so sad he was taken advantage of) and 2)you are all REALLY upset that size does matter
well there’s simply no way QT would fuck a girl so ugly, so that disproves the whole thing. everybody knows about his fetish so that’s not really “insider information”. As for his size, it’s easy to say it’s short, hard for him to prove it’s not, so that’s an asshole move by the girl.
Oh, come on! She’s cute!
He was obviously looking at her feet the entire time and never her face…
This story is bullshit. Did you see the pics of the girl? No way could someone that ugly ever have sex (or any intimate moments). Even with standards as low as QTs.
Clearly you don’t know QT’s standards. Without intentionally trying to insult some of the every day girls he has been seen with, let me provide you with some common characteristics:
Moderate to masculine looking
Obesese to morbidly obese (400 lbs or more)
5’10 (with large feet)
That QT has dated dainty starlets like Mira Sorvino is the exception. This is what turns him. And sucking toes. Men like what they like. Hugh Grant had whats-her-face-great-rack (Hurley?) and still did the hooker.
If you don’t have low standards, then you’ve never been in love.
Wow… These comments be az long ass the womens story makes my brain done hurt.
she`s ugly as the chode mention in the article, you get what you give, am i rite?
I have two words for all the men on here who are foot stomping: waaaah, waah!
this is exactly why we call him “The Sucker”, folks!!
this is exactly why we call him “The S*cker”, folks!!
psssssst: they’ve tried to amputate his entire face but the stuck half way.
so this is why they call him “The Sucker”?
sh*t & pee on his face is much to polite, folks!!
Beejoli Shah?….nasty! -then again, I guess QT is too….so…
This is so funny. Guys can spend ages talking about exactly how they banged this and that chick and describe in detail what every part of her anatomy looks like with no consideration whatsoever of her privacy. Because thats “guy talk” and youre all allowed to publically hummiliate women you boned.
But when a woman does the same thing, like this chick here, you all panic and go into hysterics with rage and fear. God forbid a woman should EVER talk about a man in the EXACT same way you guys talk about women.
God fucking forbid.
Gemma, It’s gross when guys talk as you describe. And what Beejoli Shad did is gross. But I’ve read the same comments you’ve read and don’t see what you see, i.e., “you all panic and go into hysterics with rage and fear.” You might be talking about your own amygdala.
Really? Read DT below and then try to claim that guys aren’t freaked by it! So nice to have so much hate for someone you’ve only just read about…
Posting comment upon comment about her being a “cunt/whore/bitch” is rage and fear to me. Trying to self-defend through attacking and putting her down. And definetly hysterics.
As someone previously stated: All the guys here seem to be REALLY upset that size does matter.
I’m glad size matters to girls. Not sure how anyone could think size wouldn’t matter, though I get why average and below average sized guys might wish it were so.
I have learned that guys with big egos do get turned on if you pretend you don’t have any interest in their band or whatever they do. “You guys are like living fossils with guitars” will get you quite far, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Tarantino really did get a kick out of her attitude.
The only part I’m having trouble believing in this story is that Tarantino is straight. I don’t know why, but ever since Pulp Fiction I’ve always thought he was gay.
Also… wow, what a bitch. Tarantino wasn’t an asshole or anything (just full of himself), so she must be every bit the attention whore she says she is to spread this around. This is why celebrities don’t get seriously involved with “regular folk”.
I disagree that QT wasn’t an asshole. I’d bet QT has managed to suck on THOUSANDS of toes doing exactly what he did here. But, not divulging his fetish before ANY clothing came off makes him a jerk (IMHO it should have been said before they left the party). Obviously, QT chose not to because it lowered the odds of him getting some toes to suck on. I’d bet for him, it was just an another average weeknight experience.
Funny story. Smart girl. Knew exactly what she was doing and will get some notariety from this. Quentin must be a total idiot. Who breaks out the “I want to suck your toes and jerk off” card on a first meeting? Save that for the second date moron!
I actually made myself read the entire fucking email. What a royally fucked up, selfish, catty, self centered, demon bitch whore from hell.
I hate her. I hate her so much I hope she dies a slow, agonizing death in a car wreck on the 405 today. Seriously. It would make my day to see that shit on the evening news.
No, wait! I want Uma Thurman to pluck this bitch’s eyes out, slice off her arms, then roll her down a hill onto a freeway where a dump truck filled with dog shit can run her ass over. And I want QT to film it and make it into a movie, “Kill Bitch Vol. 1″.
Is this what women have become in the US of A? Is this what’s left???
your penis is so small i know, its ok/.
This is the best he can do? Seriously? Hef’s working with ancient body parts that are falling off his body and even HE gets better ass. Hear that Quentin? A rotting corpse is getting better pussy than you.
On a side note, you’d think a girl named beej would be more obliging.
I’m not buying it. I bet this bitch begged him to fuck her.
I bet her parents, Sanat and Darshna Shah of Cerritos, California, must be proud of her slut daughter!!
Pretty sure this is worse than the holocaust.
Wow will this posting beat the 251 comments of “http://www.thesuperficial.com/ryan-dunn-crash-bac-twice-legal-limit-06-2011?”
Oh ,yes I am being racist as Beejoli Shah is truly the fucken ugliest Indian female I have seen in a long , long time! QT, you couldn’t invite Miss India from the Miss Universe contest? Seriously if she returns to India, the chances of her being killed out of honour, “Honour killings” are like 99%! Irony is that if she was educated in India, her desire to be a media whore would have been more unlikely. Oh ppl gross out on the foot fetish? Which culture wrote the Kama Sutra and have you visited any Hindu Temples in India? All depict men and women in sexual positions one could only do if they were a Yoga instructor!
the funny thing is this website is all about commenting on the size of women’s body parts, and no one would think twice about a man saying a woman’s breasts are large or small, but one girl says one guy’s dick is short and she gets called every name in the book. He has a small dick, folks. And it’s funny. Get over it. Saying it doesn’t make her a bad person.
Really? 95% of men have an average or small dick? So what? Doesn’t change the fact she is really ,really, fucking UGLY and an insecure media whore! Who sends 15 emails to friends, one who probably sent out to the Internet about her sexual encounters? What has happen to sexual discretion/privacy ,and simply taking to your friends about it word of mouth or phone?
Interesting story i don’t have a fuckin clue how/why i read this but hey ho fuck it, anyway my verdict is that she begged QT to fuck her and he turned the biatch dowwwnnnnn haha but she wanted to tell the story so much just made out as if she proper never wanted to fuck him lol
Please. What’s with the rude comments ~ jealous? Obviously this girl is stunning! And she has a million-dollar smile. QT ain’t no great shakes but just because he’s a big-shot celebrity he no doubt kisses on the most attractive girls around and that includes her! Put your ignorant comments away!
This is AMAZING and so Hollywood. If you can’t enjoy it, you douche, then go home and watch reruns of Dharma and Greg. Loser. I agree with Calicatherine. She’s awesome. And BTW- it’s not like she asked to have this published you dumb dumb, it was an email to friends. Stop being jealous.
Yep, an e-mail to a whole bunch of friends that no doubt she over-wrote, because she wanted it to be private. If by going big places in the world, you mean India and other countries, then you are probably right. If you mean her marginally clever, disparaging writing ripping on QT is going to get her production deal at Dreamworks and a book deal with Random House, then you seriously need to get your head out of your ass. I can think of at least a half dozen posters on here who are more talented writers; Mcfeely, I am calling you out!
There’s a difference between a guy who’s never met let alone been intimate with Kim Kardashian making snarky comments about her ass, and a guy who’s been intimate with her making such comments.
There’s also a difference between celebrities who don’t attempt to be appreciated by the public as sex symbols or objects of sexual desire and those who do. Those who do make themselves fair game for snarky comments about their appearance.
And then there’s the difference between making snarky comments in public about celebrities one has had public contact with, and making such comments about a celebrity one has had private contact with.
MS Shah’s piece reflects negatively on her, not on QT.
Dumb cunt, ITT.
@hey! If I read your post right, this is not the post to bitch about female empowerment. This is the story of one hoe and a one night stand. Yeah the men on here are usually overly critical about women but I will not stand up for this piece of trash just because she’s female. Beejoli “QT sucked my toes” Shah is a fame whore. Plain and simple.
I agree with HEY!
I think we can agree that Chris Hemsworth is hotness personified. But yes, in the future, avoid tl;dr.
This site is messed up but so hilarious and my guilty pleasure.
Amen brother.
Tough shit.
It could very well be made up, but I dont think the story itself is far fetched. When you strip away all the high school literary techniques and her weak attempt at irreverent humour, you have a pathetic girl that got tricked into thinking she was any more special than the other famewhores that bed celebritites. She thought she was pulling a one up by not actually sleeping with him, but he didn’t want sex. He wanted to suck some toes. And she let him.
So if it was a made up story to show off her non existent literary skills in the hopes of future writing deals, we’ll see how that pans out. If it was a real account of what happened and she wanted attention, she succeeded in the most short sighted way. We know celebritites are fucked and will screw the ugliest of the uglies bc they make themselves so accessible. This isn’t groundbreaking.
Just because you can’t be bothered to read beyond 100 words doesn’t mean everyone else is a simpleton like you are. You and your little pecker should take your ball and go home.
Why, McFeely? Because he beat you to it?
No, because my mom’s name is Bonnie.
If that’s you dad…we’re never going to talk about this. ever.
+ infinity @bianca
Dante=DENSE!
Fish posted this, it was distributed to HER circle of friends and forwarded. Not like she herself posted it here , duh!
Since you are a self confirmed Hefner pimp/slut/whore worshiper: It’s just hypocritical to be bashing someone who got a little star struck – ended up at a stars house and suddenly realized that doing it with an extremely odd man wasn’t exactly a experience she wanted. Note her friends were even gagging at the making out – hence the “having to explain what happened.” Hey, alcohol was involved. Apparently he got more attractive towards the end of he night. Isn’t that the standard guy story? Doesn’t that make you a slut too?
And, I suppose she should have asked him to whip it out in public BEFORE going home with him, huh? Last time I checked. NO means no. And I’m guessing QT gets no’d a lot. Feel sorry for the guy, yes, but he apparently had another plan in mind anyway. Could it be that twenty minutes of faking it is very unappealing to the average gal? Are we supposed to look forward to akward and bizarre sexual encounters with men we’ve just met? FY the pain of Charlie Sheen without a shirt is undescribable – hence HIS “goddesses”
Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with an average guy – but I’d bet smells just like the crack junkie he is too…Yech!
But not your favorite Hef whores…they get paid. Guess she should have asked for money before the toe sucking commenced THEN you’d approve.
My guess is that YOUR dates involve an air valve. Possible ALL dates. And of course, being the charming guy you’ve appeared to be, that you don’t get invited to parties where where you may drink too much, out of boredom or whatever. Note she was shocked that HE approached her. (Must’ve been a NICE pair of sandals she had on LOL)
All we can truly figure out here is that YOU really don’t like women…
As for the other guys that have been cringing and saying: Didn’t need to know this. Here Here!
What is up with Fish? Is he on vacation and is some sadistic idiot out for shock value handling this website now?
Thank you Sizzle!
It needed to be said.
If you’re hoping you little hijinks are going by unnoticed in this viral world, then you are in for a rude viral awakening.
Just like QT and every other celebrity who gets caught with their pants down.
Dumb cunts, ITT.
hey! and BE must be the same person. What the fuck kind of buffoonery is this? Woman hating? There is woman hating on other posts like the JWoww post today. Hell I just went on some idiot Georgio for his comment on how women’s armpits nowadays look like “armclits.”
This is not woman hating. Did you read Shah’s email? Are u serious? You two are starting to remind me of the brainless duo Palin and Bachmann. Seriously of all the posts for girls to get annoyed at? Unlike Shah, I dont have a celebrity fantasy because I can use my brain and realize that what we see on tv is their public personas.
I wouldnt make out with a man and head home with him if I am not willing to sleep with him. Thats the impression you to a man when you go home with him. Any mature woman knows that. I dont care how fucking famous you are. If I am not sleeping with you, thats it. We part ways and I head home. I will not go around with you cause you are famous. Face it ladies, she slept with him because he’s famous. That is an unattractive quality in a person, man or woman. Its low. Down low. It is that quality in other women that gets us shit on.
Bitches please. I am PMSing in this heat and even I can use my brain. I just cant believe you are defending this. Shah didnt send out an email about an academic achievement or something. She sent out a fucking email because someone famous SUCKED her toes. Thats why Jamie Foxx didnt say anything to her. Because he recognized her as a Hollywood Ho. Hell Shah is sad because famous people dont give a shit about her. What the hell kind of thinking is that? You two must be Beejoli and her friend. I can see how Oprah’s show has a full audience all these years. some of you women.
You got that right! I can’t believe how many psycho woman haters there are on here. I’m sure none of these little (dual meaning) boys get laid and are exactly as you said, very worried. AhAHAHHA….
It’s not amusing and I can’t imagine your level of intellect if you found her to be a “good writer” using words like “friendsicles” and using “picture” when she meant pitcher. Hurp.
Anyway here is the email, summed up.
“QT was flirting with me, and right from the start I was a little turned off by his arrogance. So I decided to attempt taking a page from Kim Kardashians book and famewhore myself by taking photos with him and going back to his place. Hey he’s famous, whats a girl to do, right?! LOL. He has a small dick, isn’t attractive. I am thoroughly disgusted by his cock and attempting to avoid even looking at it… but I let him fuck me anyway ”
Right. Oh woe is this dumb slut.
Cashmoney$, redundancy man the 8th, whatever. Do you even know what the Satanic Verses are? I’m guessing no or you’re a muslim. Either way a complete idiot that has to be told by others what to think. Do yourself a favor and try googling a summary before bashing a book based on it’s title and what other mouth breathers have said about it. DUMB FUCKING CUNT.
cashmoneyman the third – satanic verses is a master piece. rushdie did muslims like me a favor by exposing that 7th century child molesting devil spawn – muhammad .
the book helped me leave islam and embrace rationalism.
not to mention, rushdie’s prescience : the whole “fatwa” against him was a precursor for 9/11.
I feel worse for her parents… what a skank.
I agree. I have no problem with the fact she hooked up with him or her reasons why… totally her business not mine. My problem lies with her sharing that business so publiclly (with so many people) and at the expense of someone else’s privacy.
Bad day for gauging the interest value of a post, eh Zee?
I’d laugh if he wrote a similar story about this chick he met at a bar and how she seemed to not be into the whole Hollywood thing but thought she would be easy. Took her home and realized she was wearing panties the size of Canada and how her cunt smelled but didn’t want to totally turn her away so the only way he could get off was by sucking on her toes, closing his eyes, jerking off and hoping the smell couldn’t reach him from a leg’s length away.
I’m pretty sure Quentin knows how to use the word “seminal” correctly. Doesn’t lend much credibility to this e-mail.
Bring out the gimp!
Im a girl and I agree with cashmoneyman. What she did was just whore.com.
@Calicatherine i think i would rather have cashmoneyman procreate 50 times with me than beejoli shah procreate even once. God forbid there should exist another shallow girl lacking self respect. Better the truth than some fake, attention whoring shit. “Oh this man disgusts me but hes famous so I’ll go to his house and let him fuck me.” Classic Kat Stacks. Classic Kim K. And look where that got us. They’ll televise that damn fake wedding. Its okay though. From now on Beejoil Shah will forever be known as Beejoli “QT sucked my toes” Shah. It has over shadowed her Wheel of Fortune appearance. Shes known now… for being a ho.
A) Britney, you’re a dumbass. At least Calamari and Rafe and Crassness are making arguments. Let the grown ups talk, alright?
B) Rafe, you make some valid arguments (QT does not try to be seen as a sex symbol, that’s true. He did not open himself up to this particular hostility. But, to go all Machiavelli on your ass, in The Prince, Machiavelli says that when one chooses to develop a public life, one must eliminate all aspects of his private self for the sake of his following. Celebrities do have a following, just as politicians do– especially in this country), and some that I already addressed (yes, she shouldn’t have made it public, referring to arguments 1 and 3, but she made the negative public about herself, as well. That shows us that she chose to do it not to cast a negative light on QT but to tell a funny story about a weird sexual encounter. See: Chelsea Handler. Also, as she shared specific negative aspects of her sexuality as well, and the purpose of the piece was not to negatively portray QT but to establish her sexual encounter, the fact it was QT was irrelevant. It could have been any famous movie star. Ergo, because it could be any star, in reality, any comments regarding QT’s person are no longer relevent, ie, arguments 1 and 3). At least you’re being smart about calling me a dumb cunt. And finally, this post should not be taken as “Hey takes things too seriously.” It should be taken as “Don’t mess with Hey; she was in Speech and Debate for a while.”
wow, another gold nugget of wit from Britney!
up here, too! Woooooow!
Oh Britney! I understand now! I’m so sorry for making fun of you before! You have a microscopic dick, and you felt for QT because you didn’t want to be in his position. I humbly apologize for my harassment. Tiny Dick Syndrome is nothing to laugh about.
Britney, is that what you’re calling it? I thought you just couldn’t bag anyone hotter. or, better yet: anyone.
Just because that’s what you’re into doesn’t mean that’s what he’s into, Brit.
hey, have you even seen his movies?
Uh-oh looks like Beejoli Shah wont be getting payed anyway. Sites are saying she was fired. Guess she should have saved some of that spit on her toes to sell on ebay or at least taped it. She will need that money.
http://deadspin.com/5816807/victim-of-quentin-tarantino-toe+suck-fired-from-job-after-toe+suck-story-goes-viral
Okay, watson, deep breaths.
1. I am not BE.
2. I can’t believe you said I was like Bachmann. That’s offensive shit. I’m going to assume that Bachmann was directed at me, because if it was Palin, I will hunt you down, bitch. Do not joke around about that shit. I will not have it. I will not.
3. Okay, Ms. Holier-than-thou, you have no celebrity crushes. You’d never sleep with someone because of their celebrity, because youre better than that. You know “what you see on TV is their public personas.” But let me address some of the idiocy going on here:
A. You can tell by some of what Shah said that she was in it for more than JUST because he’s famous. I wouldn’t sleep with Michael Bay, but I’d sleep with Judd Apatow. See? It’s because of their work, too. Shah knew enough about QT to be able to talk to him about his films. And apparently, she liked him, considering how much she liked Reservoir Dogs. I have a feeling that along with his celebrity, his work sort of had her confused. You can tell by how excited she was when they were making out that she was sort of up in the air. So yeah, not exactly nice to string someone along. But come on! It’s a HOOKUP, and QT didn’t even ask for anything. It’s not like she turned him down. He never asked in the first place.
B. I don’t freak out when other dudes say stupid shit about other women. Who cares if they say something about RHW? What bothers me is that women can’t do the same about men. I said it before, I’ll say it again: I believe in the objectification of everyone. So someone who you just fucked, or in this case, offered toes to, can be seen as an object, in my opinion. No one there was looking for a relationship. So that’s why I freaked out over this post: we chicks have to be allowed to be snarky, too.
C. What the hell does Oprah have to do with anything?
And at least when the men on here talk about sleeping with famous women, its because they are hot or because they are attracted to them. Not because they are famous. Shah slept with him cause he was famous. End of discussion.
No, NOT “end of discussion.” She definitely considered his talent a little bit:
“[The we started] talking about film. For you film geeks, this was a great conversation that led to QT cutting me a trailer of my five favorite bad movies, but for sake of some semblance of brevity, I will leave that aside for another day.”
“Realizing I kind of have to go for at it this point, in all my nerd glory blurt out: “I’m sure everyone tells you this but I fucking loved Reservoir Dogs. I watched it when I was 11 for my school newspaper, and it’s badass.’”
And the truth is, I can be turned on by someone because of their talent/sense of humor. You know who turns me on more than anyone? Jason Segel. Followed by Seth Rogen and Alec Baldwin. It’s not because they’re hot. It’s because they’re funny as shit. I was thinking about it, and I think it’d be the same situation for me if it were Woody Allen. Woody Allen is pretty revolting, not gonna lie. But I’ve seen Annie Hall about sixteen times, and Love and Death more than that. If he hit on me, I’d probably make out with him, but I don’t know if I’d let him fuck me. He’s so gross in so many ways, but he’s so talented, and you’ve gotta have some affection for someone who is so talented. Give her a fucking break, and stop trying to win the affection of the guys on THE SUPERFICIAL comments.
hey you need to take the deep breaths. From your first post, you too appear upset.
sure you want to sleep with someone famous but I dont. I think young Brad Pitt, Gabriel Aubry and James McAvoy are hot but I dont have a fantasy of sleeping with either of them. A crush doesnt necessary mean I want to sleep with someone. You keep missing what I am saying. I am not dissing sleeping with someone famous completely but I am dissing sleeping with some one JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS. Which is what Shah did. I dont care if you are in my favorite movie unless there is an attraction. But hey arousal means different things for people: for some its attraction, for others its celebrity and for others its toes.
Please tell me where in the post, Shah gave the impression of being genuinely attracted to QT? Where? Because I didnt see it. She even mentioned his less than desirable physical appearance. Her friends were even gagging as she made out with him. U think we would be hearing this if he was just QT, a mailman with a short penis?
Shes just tee-heeing in her email because A) QT is famous and b) because he has a fetish.
And please extrapolate further. There are people who bilndly follow and watch Oprah as if Oprah is the moral standard in this country. Please Oprah is just a rich black woman. I am saying that and I am black. You two appear to be blindly supporting (the connection is the blind support) some girl just cause people or men on this site are getting on her. You go back and read your posts.
i get it. You are saying people have celebrity fantasies. I can respect that. But she didnt have a pre existing celebrity fantasy about QT. She just hooked up with someone famous that she stumbled across at party b/c he gave her the time of day, whether or not she knew his movies.
I agree with you about the objectification of women on this site. Take a moment to click “Home” and go to the JWoww post Fish did today. Look at the comment Georgio left and my reply to him. If I run the risk of getting called MS Holier than though, I will gladly take it. Cause you sure as hell wont see me high fivng Shah. Some people hear this and they say she’s a famestruck ho but if you want to sympathize with her you do that.
And if you can empathize with Shah, I find it hard to believe that you cant understand that some people see this and they smell one time fame whore. Of all the posts about women today and the subsequent objectifying posts, this is the one multiple girls objected too. A girl talking about her one night stand with someone famous.
Please do not insult me by calling me Hey who is out there defending teenagers reading off women for not automatically putting out.
Read my reply to Hey farther down. And, as a girl, I find it funny for EXACTLY the reasons I answered on. I feel sorry for her as she will be remembered a long time as QT’s toe suckin girl.
If you’ve dated you’ve got a story or two. Admit it. Somewhere there was a whoops I shouldn’t have. If you don’t have one, then you have not been on a date in the last 20 years.
Most gals are simply smart enough NOT TO PUT IT IN WRITING, much less in an email where it’s so easy to forward.
No, my post does not have to do with female empowerment. I’m not standing up for her as a fellow chick. I’m standing up for her because I’ve had one night stands, and I’ve come across as a tease because I’ve been confused as to whether or not I want to fuck someone. And I definitely don’t want ANYONE to think I’m against guys being overly critical of women here. Sex is something we think about on a second-to-second basis, and it’s good for people of both sexes to be able to let it out on a site like this. I’m a little pissed that Shah isn’t allowed to bitch about someone she slept with. And no, she shouldn’t have made it public, yada yada… I feel like I’m repeating my arguments, here. Just read my earlier posts. I’m a chick who likes to bitch about people I’ve slept with, just like many guys do, and would seriously consider sleeping/ be confused whether or not to sleep with a director/actor I liked, regardless of what he looked like. Now I’m gonna go relax with my aforementioned dildo, and masturbate to a fantasy involving Jason Segel and Chris Hemsworth.
Watson, I’m in. Let’s do this thing.
Jealous are ya? Wowzers I hope you get some help!
I think it’s brilliant! I was LOLing the whole time I read it. It sounds about right. And I think QT shouldn’t be upset… what does he expect? It’s just sex, everyone should get over it. This girl has!
That’s not funny steelerchick! Girls always cheat on me for having a baby cock..
I totally agree.
I too thought she was hilarious. She doesn’t take herself too seriously. I’m not saying she’s a pillar of family values; I’m saying she was funny.
The point is, she should keep her fucking mouth shut.
huh? whut?
sorry, I’ve been drinking and not paying attention…
Heard she’s been fired, that’s karma for you, biatch!
AGREED.
And more: someone who finds “foot fetish” disturbing must be a dead fish in bed.
Go fuck a tree, Beejoli.
Your name a parody of Ralph being pronounced “Rafe” by the Brits. I love you.